Anybody has the mage one?

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anyone have 40k guardsmen loadouts or any other races?

I thought this was a survival kit to survive on the planet mercury.

Well, they did do desert training, just in case.

>rations (3 days)
>shown: maybe like two meals

Have some RL kit.

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>cleric
>manacles

That's a nice touch.

>dwarven gear
>razor

Yellow card.

>The poncho wizard looking for the rest of his mariachi band
I'm going to play this,

The monkey skulls always bother me. It's just.. have I been adventuring all wrong? I've never even had ONE monkey skull and this guy has three.
Should I have monkey skulls? What does this guy know about magic, adventuring and monkey skulls that I don't?

That's a bard, user.

I mean, the character concept's great, but that loadout is for a bard.

>summon a monkey as familiar
>every time a familiar dies of old age, keep it's skull

>None of these include iron spikes for wedging doors open or shut, the literally most useful dungeoneering item

Loadout sucks dick. Our last TPK was because we only brought 20 iron spikes with us and that wasn't enough.

The OP loadout has iron spikes near the top-left.

Well fuck, you're right. But three ain't gonna cut it. Make it 30.

Iron spikes are too heavy. You hit encomberance far too easily. If playing DnD and can afford an immovable rod it is probably the most useful item you will ever have. I've killed/escaped more monsters with it than any magic weapon

You need a razor to keep your beard even and to remove split ends. You don't want to end up with the name 'Scruffy'.

FOMOOMS is pretty common in the wizard community.

Fear Of Missing Out On Monkey Skulls.

Thirty is a good number. Do you suppose though that the quantities shown in the images represent the actual number of each item the character brings along?

What if he has a shaved head?

>Not keeping everything neat and trimmed down below so you can braid it properly
How are you going to convince the Dwarven Ladies to go down on you without a proper pair of knob handles?

>shorts
Hey, fuck you man, cargo shorts are both comfortable and useful.

I spent a few minutes to just really take it all in. I vomited.

Anyone have the pics of Gropey's IRL adventure stuff?

>Hey, fuck you man, cargo shorts are both comfortable and easy to wear.

ftfy

Where the fuck do you keep thirty iron spikes?

I want to say this is it.

>star chart, wax seal, ??? ... pages with weird alphabets and sample texts
>magical cards, money, bag, spellbook, wand?, keys, mana potion? mystery bag? more star charts?
>more paper, wooden block? dice, metal quill, giant key, bandage? thimble? lockpick set? candles, another mystery bag, string, ring, salt?, giant fat pencil, chalk.
oh, and the mystery tiny jar too. How close are my guesses?

>spare magic sword

It's almost as though this image was made in jest!

No, his was more practical, less magical. A hatchet, cook pot, flint and steel etc.

In a bandolier.

Unless you have a bag of holding, i hope you have a mule

This is where Strength 18(00) comes in, I guess.

Check the archives. I do have his /cgl/ EDC with a bunch of his clown shit if you want.

Gropey's stuff is more fighter/utility than magic user.

Well the character is only 20kg

Maaaaaybe it's this one?

Thats one of them! thanks!

You could say.... She eats like a bird.

I see he's got that monster condom for his MAGNUM DONG

>wearing cargo shorts past middle school

Screencapping and posting on Veeky Forums so we can have a laugh.

Cargo shorts are practical for festivals. Shorts, so they don't get muddy/wet around your ankles. Plenty of pockets for putting things and sneaking booze into the arena.
High enough to not interfere with the wellies.
Sturdy, so they don't get ripped to shreds.
Light, so they dry out when you get rained on.

>hours of squats

God damnit it was good up until that part. Squats are a meme, but not hours of squats. Should have made his calves huge, with a gallon of milk and the starting strength book next to him.

It's from a Veeky Forumsg they go out of thier way to avoid being fit or learning about fitness.

lost it at the book of all things

what do you do?
tuck your trousers into your wellies?

M8, trousers go OUTSIDE the boots. Otherwise water will drain off the trousers and into your boots, flood them, and fuck up your feet.

Anyone got a list of what everything is?

>spellbook

Then blouse them, that way they're both tucked into the boots while also providing a cuff for the water to roll off of without getting inside the boot

Roll off to where? Inside the boot again?
Consider that you could be wading through literal feet of mud, here. I blundered into mud that deep last festival I went to.
Looked like virgin ground, turned out to be thin mud floating on top of regular mud feet deep and saturated with water.

It's easier just to put them over the outside of the boot, or wear shorts.

>the literally most useful dungeoneering item
[lamp oil molotov cocktails intensify]

I forgot it was impossible to play an instrument if you weren't a bard

GUYS! Guys, what if...

Puttees.

Good luck finding those on amazon.
Trousers-outside also works for motorcycling, where you need to shed water that hits you at high speeds.

If I get rained out at a festival this year, I'm probably going to just resort to the bike gear and wellies.

amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_sb_noss_2?url=search-alias=aps&field-keywords=PUTTEES

Oh look.

Also, good luck putting them on in a tent, while hung over.

Get some modern one piece ones.

It's a trick lockbox to fool his party's rogue. He actually just carries his stuff on him. He knows any thief is gonna steal the lockbox and leave his dirty beerstained robe pockets alone.

For bonus points, the lockbox is filled with snakes just in case it gets picked.

In Just some crap I threw together for a thread like this, with a lot of other stuff being left out from being left in my car from the last event.

*Wool blanket
*Storm latern (extra candles not shown)
*Tin lined copper cookpot, with iron feet and handle
*Haversack
*20 feet of 3/4", three twist jute rope, with forged eye hooks spliced to the ends.
*Linen towel
*Wooden noggin (handled bowl)
*1 spool heavy linen sewing thread
*1 spool waxed sinew
*Small mirror
*Gully pot with waxed linen lid filled with wound ointment
*Brass tweezers/nail pick/ear spoon
*Horn comb
*12 feet clean linen (bandages, wrapping, whatever)
*Cotton drawstring pouch
*Belt axe
*Leather belt pouch
*Pewter spoon
*Jack knife
*Flint and steel
*Whistle on leather cord
*Playing cards

oh, and my clay pipe.

agreed, where I live the typical summer afternoon reaches 110 Fahrenheit(43.333 C) with 100% relative humidity.

do not sneer at the shorts. do sneer at the sandals with socks...

Why the knuckle bones?

Used for a lot of old gambling games. More widespread than dice.

>Bad Mother Fucker wallet
Hey thats a cool wallet