The texts of green

I wouldn't have posted it if he hadn't said something
Me too.

I like these.
Thanks you.

Can somebody sum this up in a few sentences?

Party ventures into woods, various misadventures happen only tiefling pally survives utterly broken.

Wizards are unreliable.
Tiefling Paladin a Cute.
Getting attached to characters will only lead to feels.

Some guy is trying to spam his story by making it the OP in these threads.
It's not a particularly good story, and a long slog.

Someone asked for this in a recent thread, so I figure other would like to read it too.

Sucks that some of the YT links stopped working, but such is life.

We repost this story because it's the best thing since All Guardsman Party, user. We like it. I guess you don't, but you're a minority.

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If you want to call six guys the majority, feel free, but it's just not that great of a story.

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The first part is the story of a near tpk.
If you don't enjoy that much, pretend they all died and stop reading.
I kept reading.

Is it that banana meme again?

user...

I say this as a fan of the story and a poster in the original thread:
This post and the fact that you made that image has both amused and saddened me.
To what end was this effort spent?

Next you're going to say that anyone not from Reddit likes Oinkbaine.

Nobody is going to prove anything here, so let's stick to the thread subject and post actual greentexts.

Oinkbane was fine in that brief moment before it got run into the ground by people who didn't get why it was funny, and instead made him into another "teleports behind you/it was a hologram" Donut Steele.

So, a total of two minutes.

If you say so

But did she get the 100 gold for the artifact?

Goddamn, user. Thank you.

that was six years ago? jesus time flies