This is how I neutral evil

This is how I neutral evil.

>shitty jojospam thread

What a fag.

Then you're bad at it, because he's clearly Lawful to a T.

Dude's all ABOUT rigorous structure and codes and order.

Just imagine if Killer Queen was a stand of Dio instead of some ambitionless scrub from bumfuck nowhere.

Then he'd die to Jotaro pretty quickly in a straight fight. KQ is all about being cunning, and by the end of Part 3, Dio pretty much wanted and acted like he was unstoppable. Although this also means that Star Platinum gets some of Killer Queen's bomb abilities.

LE, also these kinds of threads are why people hate us.

>Thinking Best Boy doesn't deserve Best Stand
Wrong. Also, pretty sure Za Warudo is more powerful that Killer Queen. Bites the Dust is an incredibly specific ability that doesn't really suit DIO at all. Diavolo could have really used that ability, provided he actually had someone to implant it in.

This is how I Lawful Evil.

Kira dreaded running into Jotaro, if I recall correctly he outright stated that he wouldn't stand a chance in a direct fight with him.

DIO wouldn't fare any better.

Wouldn't pedophilia be against the law, and therefore non-lawful? Or at least in a civilization with decent laws?

Lawful doesn't mean you follow the local laws.
Lawful means you follow your own personal code of ethics and behavior. If that happens to BE the local law, then that's another story.

Lawful Goods, for instance, aren't obligated to uphold local laws if the local laws are, in the LG guy's view, completely skewed and non-Good. He's only obligated to Lawful Good or an alignment shift, but that's its own shitstorm.

>most powerful gangster in all of italy
>vs
>some gay vampire who just hangs out paying videogames and having sex with his boyfriends all day

one of these is ambitionless scrub and he ain't italian

>Lawful means you follow your own personal code of ethics and behavior.
Literally everyone follows their own fucking personal code.

This has always been the single most, full stop, retarded way to try and spin 'lawful' and I sincerely wish the faggots pushing for it would go eat a shotgun sandwich.

This is how I chaotic good

That's literally what the fucking books say you fucking prokaryotic being.

I agree that it's stupid, but it's the stupid that the books say we should be using.

But the difference is lawful are very convicted to a relatively restrictive code of conduct, a chaotic character is much more versatile

for example
>LG
>stealing from an innocent party is suggested to make beating big bad easier
>outright refuses, demands a different approach because his moral code doesn't allow it

>CG
>will be unhappy about it but will agree that the greater good is more important
>will probably do some good gesture, like put a few coins in the spot where the item was, or be sure to return it later

>chaotic good
this is how i do the do

>>most powerful gangster in all of italy
That's Kira who's a fucking office worker in small city Japan who literally only wants a quiet life and a good hand to jack off with.

YOU FOOLS! DON'T YOU SEE HOW OP HAS PLAYED US?

THE PICTURE ISN'T HOW HE 'NEUTRAL EVIL'S!

THIS THREAD IS

JOJO POSTING IS NEUTRAL EVIL

HE'S HAD US ALL REEEEEEEEEE

Why the fuck did I get that mixed up with King Crimson

seriously what is wrong with me

but no you're still wrong because The World is way more powerful than KQ

I think Lawful Good, at least provided they have the wisdom score, just says "why don't we fucking ASK them for it instead of stealing it?"

>Lawful Goods, for instance, aren't obligated to uphold local laws.
Idiot. Of course they are. At the least they'd have to follow the letter of the law instead of the spirit, or try to uphold it in a manner that does the least evil possible.
Else you might as well be playing CE.

>>communists
>>not CE
You had one job

Sadly to say no you are wrong. King crimson and remove time and The world stops it. Both are equal in power and the victor goes to whoever uses their power first

oh yeah Lawful at its best is 100% the voice of common sense in the party

now you're getting mixed up, was talking about The World versus Killer Queen

and no you're still wrong, The World is a stronger fighter when you don't take powers into account

Since when does KQ mean King Crimson, you fucking mong?

K
Q
KILLER
QUEEN

>It's another alignment argument

>ambitionless scrub
Nigga he spent his time trying to ascend to godhood with the help of said gay boyfriend. He was the one who worked out how to get to Heaven in the first place, he just died before he could finish the job so Pucci did it instead.

since when does anybody talk about worse power ever. faggot

Nah, commies have some kind of twisted ideology, and they have to be organized to set up the hellish bureaucracies and gulags and secret police.

This is CE, by consequences if not intentions.

The fact that people have been talking about Kira more than Diavolo since part 4 started does not excuse the fact that you thought a Q was a K.

This is how I lawful neutral

>Local law says that anyone who hasn't killed a puppy every day is to be tried for treason.
>Killing puppies is definitely not Good
>But NOT killing puppies is not Lawful
How retarded do you have to be to think that Law is strictly the local law itself, and not some concept or Order and Self-Governance?

>he fell for the 'communism is bad' meme

Other way around, user. Spirit of the Law, not letter. Otherwise, a Demon lord could just decree that nobody is allowed to attack him, and the LG would capitulate.

>but no you're still wrong because The World is way more powerful than KQ
I'm not even involved in this, I, Dio was just correcting your sorry ass.

Well let's put it this way, what if the lawful character is in an area without laws?

How would he know what's the correct thing to do unless it was part of his personal moral?

I didn't know David Bowie was evil.

I'd say that he's more true neutral. His primary motivations are "revenge" and "there's not a lot of money in revenge"

I heard he's the Leader of some secret Guild, I heard...That this group has calamitous intent.

>he fell for the "communism has never been tried" meme

Commies and russians are very lawful, though.

>implying authoritarian communism isn't inherently lawful

>tries to refute my point
>his reaction image is from a show about a post-scarcity communist utopia

Communism is utopia and can't be achieved. Zoggers called their socialism "communism".

That's probably because Jotaro's time stop ability is at least somewhat known, it's practically impossible to defend against someone who can freeze everything and pick you off at his leisure.

>fiction is truth

>ad hominem

Kira's first run-in with Jotaro and co. was him getting gradually outplayed and analyzed by Jotaro and Koichi, and then getting his shit pushed in harder and harder until he fled and got his face changed.

I'd be wary of anyone in a straight fight, too.

>samefag

Communism is LN on paper, NE in practice.
Capitalism is CG on paper, TN in practice.

>Communism is LG on paper, LE in practice.
>Capitalism is NG on paper, NE in practice.
ftfy

>LE
>NG

I think it's LN because of the amount of people who follow it changes how good it works.

Communism could probably work wonders on a local scale, but becomes exponentially more inefficient and corrupt as it goes to state and country-wide levels of rule

also, kira almost died because of a cat-plant that had all the destructive capabilities of an airzooka

>hurr hurr Star Trek is communist
I hate this stupid fucking meme. Star Trek is a meritocracy.

Agreed, this is why I am anarcho communist who only wants local-tier autonomous communes and workplace democracy

>tries to refute his point
>can't come up with anything so he just deflects

Kira almost getting murdered by a plant will never stop being funny to me.

this is how I chaotic good