Tfw to intelligent to be loyal

>tfw too loyal to be intelligent

Epic /v/ meme bro, totaly dank and epic trollster

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what did Dorn ever do that was dumb?

IRON
CAGE

Protip: when you fail to recognize a meme and someone calls you out on it, the worst thing you can do is post a butthurt reply. Best to just not respond.

well played

>IRON CAGE
I like Dorn too, but this.

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"So you got us in your Iron cage, what's the next step of your master plan?"

But he going there knowing it was a trap was the whole point of him going there in the first place

That's like touching the stove top past the age of three knowing it's hot, retarded.

"Crashing this legion"

Tell that to scaevola. I know HURR DURR RETARDED gets thrown around a lot but really, there's a higher meaning behind some actions, and any character doing "retarded" shit for character faults is automatically better than one always acting the "logical" way.

fucking annihilated

Well played

>tfw so loyal get a holiday
Merry """""""""""""Not Christmas"""""""""""""

So who wins the title of prettiest Primarch? Sanguinius, Fulgrim, or Lion El'Jonson?

Clearly Sanguinius

Lion is a fag and Fulgrim is a flaming fag

The fact that he knew it was a trap actually makes it MORE retarded

Sanguinius 4 sure

I'm going to say Lion. He's not dead like Sanguinius or a warp abomination like Fulgrim. Plus he's been getting his 10,000 year beauty sleep.

as with all things, the only answer is Guilliman!

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Lorgar.

Those are some dick sucking lips on Lorgar there.

holy fuck

>Once a battle brother loses all his good boy points he realizes he will never get any more tendies, this drives them into a blood lust.

Whats the point of GBPs if Daddy Sanguinius is dead?

The sisters of battle act as sitters

o-oh

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Objectively correct. People often forget how manpretty Lorgar is supposed to be.

>tfw to intelligent to play 40k

>tfw too intelligent to play 40k

>double posting

>tfw to intelligent to be doubleposting

So would the analogy be the following?

>Fulgrim is the girl who spends the whole day getting ready for prom night, expecting she'll win Prom Queen
>Sanguinius is the girl who wakes up, shows up and wins without even caring

Where does the Lion fit on this?

>Lion is the girl who goes to the salon two hours before the prom and wears a somewhat nice dress, but more for the sake of appearances than actual competition.
>she gets runner up.

>same type of file
>same image
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W-what?

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Seems like a fitting addition.

Where would this fellow patrician fit in? Would he be the beautiful liege?
What about Horus pre-Heresy? What about Curze, if he ever bothered with a shower/haircut?