ITT we come up with clever names for taverns, shops, towns, locations, etc

ITT we come up with clever names for taverns, shops, towns, locations, etc.
Can be anything from The Spring Chicken Inn to a sinkhole called Lucifer's Asshole

The Adjective Noun

The Whore's Head Inn
The Horse Head Inn
The Horse's Head Inn


umm...umm

For taverns/restaurants

The Thirsty Duck

Shortstack Central All short staff version of Hooters. inb4 magic realm

The Pissbucket (a classic)

Will check back later if I get any good ideas

The Bloody Knuckles Pub, famous for its bar brawls.
The Red Arrow Inn, a checkpoint for bounty hunters.
The Boar's Head Hall, a longhall for hunters.
Rock Bottom, a seedy bar in the "not so nice" part of town.

Just a couple ideas.

The Sodden Philosopher.
The Miserable Bear Inn.
Unfortunate Harold's.

I like to make mine double entendres, ideally ones that involve something that can be put on a sign
>The Mermaid's Pearl
has a sign depicting a mermaid smiling and preparing to open a clamshell
>The King's Cucumber
has a sign depicting a crowned and very bumpy vegetable
>The Centaur's Sheath
has a sign depicting a centaur wielding a blade

and so on. I think that last one might be a bit too lewd, though, or perhaps too subtle

/thread

The Come On/Inn

I had a tavern run by an old lady with doilies under the beer steins called The Ewe's Brush that was really fun to run. If anyone got too rowdy she would shush them.

crossroads tavern

bridge-side pub

Mellon

The Bucket

the Prancing Pony

the Kings head

the mended Drum

the best inn i came up with was the Traipsing Treant Wayside Inn

The Winking Centaur

I left my dignity in your mom.

The Tankard Basher

best tavern this side of the mountainhomes

I do this as well, at least as a common practice for one nation in my setting.

My players often frequent The Throbbing Rooster. Not subtle but it amuses them so its a win.

I feel bad for getting that

A good Knight's rest.

The Bucket Booze.

It has hundreds of sealed buckets in which the same homemade stuff is seasoned with some kind of ingredient as shown in the lid carving:

Apple, pepper, troll fat, apricot and the always popular "?".

The owner makes more money from his cut on the bets than the alcohol.

The Blind Eye

The Kickis-Shitt Inn

The Tanked Tankard

The Gilded Cock

Took me a sec. Good one.

I dun get it

Mephisto's Cafe

Mah nigga

The Dirty Horse

horse pussy

Veeky Forums is 18+
>inb4 explain the joke

So the "reference" is getting propositioned by a centaur? That's not very funny. It works better as a joke about centaurs being assholes. But that's not really a reference either.

Just google "winking horse" and it's the second result you stupid fucking moron. Christ you're dim, don't reproduce.

*FACEPALM*
look up winking in regards to horses dumbass

>*FACEPALM*

>you're underage if you've never looked at horse porn
/b/tards pls

Not the guy who was calling you underage, I agree that was stupid. But next time just google that shit first thing

I dunno, I kind of prefer this way of finding out what it is to having that in my search history. I did search winking centaur but obviously that didn't turn up what was referenced.

The corner tavern
The last drop

Mcanallies

Dull Gloss

Shogun's

All star bar

THese are all within 5 miles of where I live

"The Knife in The Back".
"The Spacer's Home".
"The Spaceman's Dilemma."
"The Star Child."
"The Pirate's Innards".
"The Hero".
"The Old Guardians".
"The Antelope Run".
"The Pierced Suit".
"The Culture Reference" (cause The Culture, geddit?).
"The Alpha Centaur".
"The Dawson's Lament."

Appropriate for use in a deep dungeon or Dwarven hold:

>The Cavern Tavern
>The Drunk Spelunker
>The Cave-Inn

Mother Lucia's Chugg 'n Fugg, where all the drinks are spiked and no means yes
It's the realm's first brothel-tavern combination

The Pirate's Head
Fat Larry's
The Three Willows
The Old Chestnut Pub


Wait, you mean no one has ever had prostitutes working from a tavern before?

That's highly unlikely.

The Cock in Cider.

Bloody Bill's/Andy's/Sam's, to be renamed as appropriate as the fish restaurant changes hands.

"A Pub that is here."

I always liked the Frozen Faucet - respite from the snow just when you need it