I send a pestilence and plague

>"wasn't that good"

youtube.com/watch?v=k2R07EbLjSU

I always did think that was the lamest of the plagues

>such a good guy
>doesn't take the hint when the Nile turns to blood and gets his people killed because he didn't feel like letting the Hebrews go

As someone who plays a lot of 4x games, I empathize with the guy's pride and ability to personally withstand the plagues.

Anyone who can resist predetermined empire breaking events gets me 'ard. Even a valiant attempt is amazing.

If only he agreed to pay for that level 3 admin advisor...

Yeah, if someone had just sat him down and explained to him that a couple thousand Hebrews are not worth the bullshit that Yahweh is planning to put him through, things would've been better for him.

Honestly if any of my slave races get uppity, I wipe them out and get new ones.
Releasing them into being a new foreign power is just asking for trouble and will destabilize your home systems until such time as you can properly wipe out their colonies.

I don't know what is from but I'm pretty sure it's not an animated movie.

is ferngully

Can anyone think of a Khorne related song? The closet I could think of was Mulan's 'I'll make a man out of you.'

You'd think there'd be a war song in the Disney canon somewhere. If ever there was a company known for brutally crushing their enemies, etc, etc.

Not bad

What can you expect
From filthy little heathens?
Here's what you get when the races are diverse
Their skin's a hellish red
They're only good when dead
They're vermin, as I said
And worse

And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

>It wasn't that good
you shut your whore mouth, heretic.

youtube.com/watch?v=ewhnrBJWcus
Peaceful young races with fires on their houses
millions of voices all silenced like mouses
Watching the cowards bow toward their new king
These are a few of my favourite things...

Don't you disrespect me, little man!
Don't you deregate or deride....
You're in my world now, not your world
And I got friends on the other side.
(He's got friends on the other side)

That's an echo, gentleman, just a little something we have here in Louisiana, a little parlor trick, don't worry.

Sit down at my table
Put your minds at ease
If you relax it will enable me to do anything I please
I can read your future
I can change it round some too
I'll look deep into your heart and soul...
--you do have a soul, don't you lawrence?--
Make your wildest dreams come true.
I got hoodoo I got voodoo I got things I ain't even tried!
And I got friends on the other side.
(He's got friends on the other side)

I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride

It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
But we're talking kings and successions
Even you can't be caught unawares

So prepare for a chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era is tiptoeing nearer

(And where do we feature?)

Just listen to teacher
I know it sounds sordid but you'll be rewarded
When at last I am given my dues!
And injustice deliciously squared
Be prepared!

>there will never be Veeky Forums: the musical

I've been exiled,persecuted,
Left alone with no defense;
when I think of what that brute did,
I get a little tense.

But I dream a dream so pretty;
that I don't feel so depressed.
'Cause it soothes my inner kitty,
and it helps me get some rest.

The sound of Simba's dying gasp!
His daughter squealing in my grasp!
His lionesses' mournful cry!
That's my lullaby!

Now the past I've tried forgetting,
and my foes I could forgive,
trouble is I know It's petty,
but I hate to let them live.

So you found yourself somebody,
who'd chase Simba up a tree;

Oh the battle may be bloody,
but that kinda works for me.

The melody of angry growls,
a counterpoint of painful howls,
a symphony of death, oh my!
That's my lullaby!

>The greatest weapon against Nurgle

Together, together, together everyone
Together, together, come on let's have some fun
Together, were there for each other every time
Together, together come on lets do this right

Here and now it's time for celebration
To finally figure it out
That all our dreams have no limitations
That's what it's all about

Everyone is special in their own way
We make each other strong
Were not the same
Were different in a good way
Together's where we belong

We're all in this together
Once we know
That we are
We're all stars
And we see that
We're all in this together
And it shows
When we stand
Hand in hand
Make our dreams come true

Together, together, together everyone

You're playing with the big boys now
By the might of Horus
You will kneel before us
Kneel to our splendorous power...
You put up a front
You put up a fight
And just to show we feel no spite
You can be our acolyte
But first, boy, it's time to bow
(Bow Down!)
Or it's your own grave you'll dig, boy
You're playing with the big boys now
Playing with the big boys
Now!

kek

Top Fucking Taste, my man. Listen to this.

youtube.com/watch?v=A8_WBqpdu2g

Sauce on the image?

If I could pop it in your pooper,
I think it would be super,
If you could stand the pain
And I know that hole is tiny, but you've got a perfect heiny
So you should not be ashamed!
I'll be gentle, I'll be kind, and take you from behind
You will never be the same
(Oh my!)
Soon your sphincter will be loose
And you'll be crappin' like a goose
From your anal membrane
(Oh why, oh why, would you even want to try?)
I could get you on your knees, behind the bush
Get the whole thing started, with just a little push!
(Oh my!)
At first you'll be a-screamin', 'cause your tonsils, I'll be reamin',
Feel so good you'll go insane
(Oh my!)
And you'll notice from the start
It sounds deeper when you fart
From your anal membrane
(Oh my.)
(OH MY)
(OH MY GOD TAKE IT OOOOUUUUUTT)
La la la luh la luh la
La luh la luh luh luh la
La la la luh la la

I could see the end of friends on the other side for lorgar, or hellfire

When I was young and just a bad little kid
My momma noticed funny things I did
Like shootin' puppies with a B B gun

I'd poison guppies, and when I was done
I'd find a pussy cat and bash its head
That's when my momma said

(What did she say?)
She said "My boy, I think someday
You'll find a way to make your natural tendencies pay"

You'll be a dentist
(Be a dentist)
You have a talent for causing things pain
(Pain)
Son, be a dentist
(Son, be a dentist)
People will pay you to be inhumane
(Inhumane)

Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood
And teaching would suit you still less
Son, be a dentist you'll be a success

I'm gonna be a mighty king
So enemies beware!

I'm gonna be the mane event
Like no king was before
I'm brushing up on looking down
I'm working on my ROAR

Oh, I just can't wait to be king!