Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1242: Delicious Snickerdoodle Cookies Edition

Someone went over there whining about being told to leave here.

No, the way our rules work is that settings that are mainly porn aren't allowed. You can't just 'hide it', and expect it to pass.

Do we already need the fucking shitposter warning image.

I mean they aren't even talking about it for the /jc/ drive, the alchemi-whatsit is on SB and not likely to be posted here.

>Doesn't post in /jc/ anymore, just palls around on SB.
And you people told me I was paranoid about Heavens.

>22
>dubs are doubles
>double chocolate
What does it all mean? ...fuck, now I'm hungry.

Wrong. They were discussing it being allowed here too.

>our rules
You're the cancer that is killing this thread.

But you're not Paranoid, you're user.

>No, the way our rules work is that settings that are mainly porn aren't allowed. You can't just 'hide it', and expect it to pass.
Yes, that's what I said. If there's nothing to it but porn, don't do it. But you're not trying to actually discuss this, you just want to cause an argument.

Wow, it's almost like your constant shittiness drove someone away.

Rules have existed long before you came here.

>your
I'm not the one who drove him to create an account. I hate to tell you that, but if you think you can blame the shitposting on me you're mistaken.

>Wow, it's almost like your constant shittiness drove someone away.

Something something "I'm never the one at fault" something something "he was already posting over there why am I the badguy" hubloobloo.

>Outside of Samsara
>Saturn will set the yozi on you
>Maybe even give them timetravel

MY WAIFU! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?!

If anything it was you spamming rolls for 1700 posts that drove him off.

How could one acquire magic healing? Such as could cure spiritual injuries and chi unbalances.

And now they're both shitting on Sailor Moon. Again.

>Heavens and dirge are trying to couch someone

Yes, it's true. You got me. I even got picture documented evidence of my scheme. But you've foiled me, dastardly user, and I will get you next time!

I'm having a pretty awful month and what I thought was going to be a vacation is turning out very boring. Job market isn't exactly bustling in my town with the holidays getting this close, and my hard drive with all my vidja is semi-dead. Might make some WIP stuff out of boredom. Yes, it will still be posted here.

Nobody cares. Seriously, you decided fuck us, you're a SB main now. Why even bother with your platitudes?

We don't want your drivel.

No, of course it's not your fault. Your constant harassing him for starting an account, claiming that it was impossible for him to be on both sites, definitely didn't lead to him deciding this place wasn't worth it.

...

He decided to leave us when he made an account. That wasn't my doing. You can blame that on .

Yes, yes, of course. He had already made his decision, and your actions had nothing to contribute to it. Nothing you've ever done is wrong.

Plenty I do is wrong, but the die was already cast before I said anything.

Just report everything that isn't directly discussing settings and/or jumps.

It's the only way to put down these savages.

Chill, guys. Heavens isn't leaving us, just relax.

Of course, of course. No one would ever blame you.

You make it sound like he's not here, except he is, so evidently you're either in denial or you're so assblasted that people don't dedicate their lives to /jc/ like you do that you're venting.

Why would anyone be inclined to stay if it means chaining yourself to working for this community for free? Unless you count shitposting as payment.

>Heavens isn't leaving us
>Posting all he can on SB while only popping into this thread when he's called out.
No, he's gone.

Hi Heavens. If I shove dark samus in a room with the crate of phazon, and then blow phaze up, will she still die?

Hey heavens some questions1. does the boosted version of Suit Up involve a transformation device of some sort or is it a new power?
2.the boosted version of Biosuit mentioned that it's an alternate form after the jump, but also that it stays in a pod when not in use,. Does that mean you wake up in the pod when you shift into it? because if it's an ALT form it staying in a pod doesn't make sense.

They are a lot more "human" than the Yozi themselves, though they do have a particular thing they embody.

Their themes are narrower than the Yozi. Like, Amalion's the 3rd Circle that embodies Malfeas' architecture/manses themes, while Ligier as the Green Sun doesn't have anything to do with his city-theme, but is considered one of Malfeas' themes on his own.

Not sure how to describe it more...

But those sound fine, yes. A grand wonder-building demon, and a demon of orgies, drugs, and booze seems good?

Breeding N/A, actually. Legendary Breeding is better than Breeding 5, and you can't raise Breeding further than 5 with Charms and stuff. So that perk is pretty nice.

But yeah, it's easy for jumpers with the perk. Not so easy for people in-setting.

Yeah, I think they know that. I MIGHT have twisted the knife last time I posted in the general direction of our shitposter(s). This might just be spite at work, or trying to get me to stick to one site only. They're just being their usual spoilsports.

Anyways, business as usual. Things I'll be doing:
>Ryuki LoT-esque Gauntlet
>Kabuto, possibly with Den-O or Hibiki
>When They Cry, maybe?

Has anyone heard from Merchant lately? I was curious about the status of Gaim and wanted to offer help on it, but I haven't seen hide or hair of him lately.

I guess it's time for me to start Initial D-posting in a bit.

forgot my trip.

>Yeah, I think they know that.
No. See Your posting attitudes and what you advocate on SB spell things out pretty clearly.

Merchant was saying before that he was getting busier IRL, so you'd probably have a better chance catching him on IRC.

It really feels like you have possession issues, mate. Ever consider that your behavior is what drives people away?

>Ryuki LoT-esque Gauntlet
Oh, you have my attention, how's that going to work?

Meanwhile, you're posting attitudes and what you advocate spell out things clearly about you.
Like the fact that you need to kill yourself. Genuinely kill yourself. Stick a loaded gun in your mouth and keep pulling the trigger until you can't pull it any more.

He was driven away before I even said anything. That's 's fault, and there's nothing we can do about it.

Why is anyone taking this shit seriously?

Why would you ever debate a shitposter?
Do you honestly believe their intentions are benign?
Do you think it's some newfag who simply doesn't know what he's talking about?

It's.
A.
S H I T P O S T E R

They just want you to talk to them. To detract from real discussion.

user blaming user. Oh, the tragedy. The despair.

>Stick a loaded gun in your mouth and keep pulling the trigger until you can't pull it any more
Wouldn't that only be once, user?

I'm blaming the shitposter. He's the one that drove all these people to SB.

quit whining about your spacebattles boogymen, heavens is not leaving. honestly, you're acting a lot like the shitposter in how obsessed you are with this topic.

just switch 'red' with 'x jumpmaker going to spacebattles' and your posts are almost exactly the same.

what will whining about heavensanon leaving accomplish?

He'd probably fuck it up. Best to make sure.

>heavens is not leaving
See

You do realize he's replying to himself to make it look like there is a back and forth going on right?

This. Oh, and this .

So! Let's move on. Jumpers, in Cape Settings, what was your super hero/villain name?

he has not indicated that he wants to leave. you're going to need better proof than that. you're a little creepy in how obsessive you are about this topic.

I hope you're not dating anyone, because boy...you're a creeper if you read that much into heavensanon's behavior.

>88)Tales of Demons and Gods
>Alchemist

>Soul Realm Cultivation
>Alchemical Genius
>Garden of Heavenly Roots
>Black Dragon Bloodline
>Aspect of Law(Light)
>Soul's Grace
>Refinement of Beauty
>Cultivating Strength

>Alchemy Furnace

>Companion Import
>Vriska- Fighter, Soul Realm Cultivation, Refinement of Beauty, Cultivating Strength, Soul's Grace, Wrist Weights

>Super Arrogance
>Bad Memories
>Nie Li, Nie Li, Nie Li
>Teacher's Pest

Glory City sounds pretty horrible, so I'm going to devote the decade to manipulating politics and letting Nie Li take all the credit/blame.

I'm also going to start creating some deity lakes on Nomanisan.

So with christmas coming up and me preparing a nice christmas present or two for you all /jc/, Why don't we see if anyone has some decent ideas. suggestions, or criticisms for Paper Mario?

And this, my friends, is why SB has a "No affairs of other boards" rule. Because you never cross the streams.

The Uncomfortable Truth. Other superheroes are afraid of confronting me, and would rather deny reality.

Alright, I'll see if I can ask about it next time I run into him. Thanks, user.
Alright so here's what I've got. You wake up with partial amnesia in front of a mirror with Kanzaki Shiro holding out a deck and saying 'TATAKE' to your face. You have the option to take the Rider deck, which will lock you into Gauntlet mode and require you to win the Rider War to confront him and get your powers back.

If you refuse, you don't get the Rider Deck and the benefits therein, but also don't participate in the war and miss out on the reward. Also, Mirror Monsters hate you forever and will keep trying to hunt you, but those aren't a problem for the average Jumper. Odin also scales with you if you try to interfere with the War at that point.

The issue is that if you don't participate or have temporal immunity, the Rider War basically goes on forever, because Shiro is a LOT more stubborn this time around. He sees you as a key to getting his wish and what he wants, and REALLY wants you in the War one way or another.

Unlike Orikan, and fitting the tragedy of the original series, he's in over his head. A lot.

A possible reward is your own Mirror World and ability to make Mirror Monsters. I'm SORT OF contemplating a one-jump-per-use Time Vent Card, but I'm not a fan of that idea.

I've had a couple of them , but my favorites are The Bludhaven shadow and Mr. Exponent

His actions are indicative enough.

Realistically nobody has left at all, it's just that the environment as it is right now is so toxic that there's no point to really posting against the shitposter.

>Realistically nobody has left at all
dirge constantly talks about how he doesn't want to ever come here.

I generally go by Warlock because magic. Honorable mention goes to "Panzer and no I'm not a Nazi"

Justice Knight in most of them, it's simple and to the point.
Justice Lord in DC, just to mess with the League.

you have a weird talent for spinning any innocent action someone does as malicious, huh? who hurt you?

SKULL SLIME! YOU LIVE!

Sounds like a lot of fun-
>Your own Mirror World and the ability to make Mirror Monsters
YES. I WANT IT.

>Innocent
Pretty sure actively avoiding some place isn't an innocent action,

Caster.

What? I took the shard drawback and used fate stuff to make a body.

Heya Jumpers. have you ever raised the dead? how did people react?

Oh I'm alive! And I have one finished jump in reserves for Christmas but I hope to have at least one more of my WIPs pulled together in time.

He made it pretty clear from the beginning that if him posting here is going to stir up a shitstorm, he won't do it. There hasn't been a single discussion involving him here that has been remotely positive, so why would you expect him to show up? Even without people telling him about the shitstorms it doesn't take a genius to realize he's become target practice just like Red.

>Justice Lord in DC, just to mess with the League.
Did they try to fight you? The Justice Lords are basically tyrants right?

Because of SHITPOSTING take a hint, motherfucker

He said that, then never bothered to even post, and now declares this place a lost cause he never wants to touch. He wasn't being honest in the first place.

Um.

No? He's not avoiding this place? Heavens is not Dirge. You seem to be acting yandere, to be quite honest.

Anyways, talking to you is ineffectual at this point.

The Fist of Fury. I have all the martial arts perks of all the jumps ever so.. yeah.

>No? He's not avoiding this place?
He only posts here when this subject comes up.

No you idiots. It was Red screaming at him in IRC that drove dirge off.

Aegis. When I get to Worm, bullying will ensue. "But I had it first?" Nah, kid. That ain't how it works.

Grindstone in Worm since I had Iterative Improvement. I just use my real name in other Cape Settings.

>They are a lot more "human" than the Yozi themselves, though they do have a particular thing they embody.
>Their themes are narrower than the Yozi. Like, Amalion's the 3rd Circle that embodies Malfeas' architecture/manses themes, while Ligier as the Green Sun doesn't have anything to do with his city-theme, but is considered one of Malfeas' themes on his own.
>Not sure how to describe it more...
>But those sound fine, yes. A grand wonder-building demon, and a demon of orgies, drugs, and booze seems good?

Okay cool. Some of my Devil-Themes are greed, desire, wonder, excess, want, architecture. So my themes represent stuff based on wanting to see it and experience it all. Stuff like drinking water harvested from Mars, or swimming in Titan's methane lakes, or turning Venus into one gigantic palace, or owning every book ever written. So one Third-Circle be all about building a wonders like a massive library, or grand palaces while another one embodies those themes by snorting magic coke while she gets gangbanged by lessor demons.

Die in a fire. You make it possible to criticize anything by acting as a parasite to serious issues like this.

>possible
Impossible obviously.

What is it with you people and wanting to fuck your own souls?

Comet Moth!

I'm pretty predictable hehe

It'd be even weirder to have someone else fuck your soul.

And we all know which whiny "jumpmaker" we have to blame for that.

But he's talking about heavens user.

Unless you're a mind reader, I don't think I've seen him say that at all. On the other hand I'm not sure why he would bother to post, given what happened the last time he dropped jumps off and it was all ignored in favor of shitposting.

I brought Summer Rose back in RWBY. It was only temporary, but it allowed us to assist Ruby, and her friends against Salem. The clause was that once Salem was beaten, I had to return Summer back to the Afterlife. I think the final conversation between her, her daughters (yeah, I know Raven is Yang's real mom, but Summer was the one who was actually there for her), Taiyang, and Qrow helped all of them, however.

You!

Oh wait. You didn't actually do anything.

>Unless you're a mind reader
He posted all of that information except that he never bothered to post, and that's just an observable fact.

I did nothing to be worth fighting beyond the name. Sure Batman spied on me constantly out of paranoid, but I didn't actually do anything wrong.

One of Malfeas' Third Circle Souls is a Red Light District.
I'm not kidding, her true form is a Street covered in golden light, rather than the green light of Ligier, that is covered in whorehouses. She herself is a prostitute. She looks like a loli version of Sol Invictus.

So your idea fits perfectly into shit the Yozi already do.

So what you're saying is, no one ever bothered to actually ask him and just decided to assume things based on 2nd hand accounts as usual right?

Exactly. You think that tyrannical bitch would stop with just driving dirge off? She probably wants all the jumpmakers gone so we have to suck her off just to have her shitty nerfed "content" accepted when it's always been subpar shit.