Put on the lava ring

>Put on the lava ring
>You now smell like lava

>Put on the ring of undeath
>Become a zombie

>put on the stallion ring
>your pack feels much lighter, but your pants no longer fit

But if you take it off, will you die?

>But if you take it off, will you die?
For you.

...wait, let me try that again.

Most systems remark that the process of turning the dead back to the living is extremely painful.

Also:
>Put on the ring of frost.
>You keep falling on your ass when as boots freeze over.

It would be extremely
Oh god damn it man

L-lewd

>put on the ring of feather falling
>laugh at birds

No, you already died.

>Put on ring of invisibility
>Ring turns invisible

>prissy princess-type bitching about having to carry her own pack?
>not a problem!

>Put on ring of inner voice
>The voice of your conscience is changed forever.

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Is erotic writing still allowed on Veeky Forums?

Does it start sounding tinny and metallic?

You are now married to lava

sure

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As long as you're not posting an explicit image, anything goes

does this answer your question?

>Attack a village
>Scavenge it
>Use the females as cargo mules

Can we make the effect semi permanent, so I can carry just one ring and use it on all the females?

This boner is wrong

It's okay if they pretend to be a girl.

Holy shit, it's like I accidentally stepped in /v/

>you smell like burning

Well that's going into my next game.

I would visit your magical realm.

The ring alone takes a week to "set in".

You'd have to have some other type of magic to make the effect permanent immediately. or coax out a week's worth of horsegasms to really get the ring's power flowing.