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Of the four times I've fought him, I've had four party wipes. Last time it was from kick/lantern frenzy, before that it was from brain trauma, shitty rolls, and bleed.

What are the chances we'll get an RPG setting rulebook way down the road? This is a really cool setting and it might be neat to run more traditional campaigns through it.

>What are the chances we'll get an RPG setting rulebook way down the road? This is a really cool setting and it might be neat to run more traditional campaigns through it.
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I just want a few of the models in the Gamblers Chest, Can I get those in one of the cheaper pledges like the top $10 one and add-on the cost of the models?

Welp we've got 6 stone columns

People are acting like Inverted Mountain is the last big expansion reveal. If true, that means I'll actually get through the Kickstarter with just the Silver Lantern.

I mean, Oblivion Mosquito tempted me until I saw "Shares the same node as Spidicules", and Black Knight tempted me until "Only fight once per campaign and doesn't have a tactics badge" but everything else has been duds compared to the original.

More like 1%, Poots does want to do some hero/rpgesque game work

Seriously though, this is Veeky Forums, if we couldn't homebrew it for any of an assortment of systems we've lost our touch.

>People are acting like Inverted Mountain is the last big expansion reveal. If true, that means I'll actually get through the Kickstarter with just the Silver Lantern.
That's because this is what Poots has said. According to Poots, all of the planned expansions have been revealed. All that is left are any unplanned expansions, of which we only know of Satan.

>I mean, Oblivion Mosquito tempted me until I saw "Shares the same node as Spidicules", and Black Knight tempted me until "Only fight once per campaign and doesn't have a tactics badge"
There is no reason to believe that Oblivion Mosquito replaces the Antelope like Spidicules does.

You can fight the Black Knight multiple times, but you can only kill him once. It's actually likely that he escapes the first couple of times you fight him. No word on what effect this has on rewards for the fight.

I'm with you on it being dumb for the Black Knight to not have tactics, though.

I'm read to hotglue Adam's wife.

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Whole box or nothing. $100+shipping.

>new cooking recipes
How about first making the basic cooking event worthwhile

>People of the Lantern
>People of the Sun
>People of the Stars
>People of the Nest
>People of the Mountain
>People of the ??? (Campaign book, timeline 1)
>People of the ??? (Campaign book, timeline 2)
>People of the ??? (Campaign book, timeline 3)

>Black Knight mini campaign
>Red Witch mini campaign
Good kickstarter. Hopefully between the campaign book and Monster Advanced, we also get more variants like the Skull/Bloom people as well.

I would assume that goes along with the redone innovations

Just run Lamentations of the Flame Princess while following post-Eclipse Berserk lore and you'll be fine.

Hero 35
Gambler chest 100
goat with a human ass 40
loud laser sheep 50 (armor 20?)
Dogfrog 50
(LY3 Candy 20)
Mosquito 50
Pariah 40
Gryphon 75
Black knight 50
Witches 40
(Death/bone armor 20)
Campaigns book 40
Mountain Man/campaign 50

520 (560 with sheep armor and death armor) (580 with promos that have content)
Plus 60 for an upgrade pack, or plus 250 for a 1.5 game. Totals of 580 (620) (640) and 770 (810) (830).
Remove 10 if you can get a black friday level.

Dragon 75
DBK 30
Lion knight 35
Flower knight 40
Manhunter 35
Gorm 50
Slendy 40
(Lonely tree 40)
Sunstalker 60
(Promo pack 125)
Spidicules 60
(Green knight 15)

425 (480 with tree and green knight) (615 with tree, knight, and promos)
All confirmed reprints as of this writing.

How you know that?

It took about 3 months to sell out on the shop.

Beat the butcher, no deaths. Our immortal got priority so he just ate brain hacks, got out with a shattered jaw and a contraction on him

Rivalry fucked him over too so it was a butcher with no deaths and just one dude nullified.

bleed -> bandages
kicklock -> headband
brain trauma -> send in the crazies, they won't mind
bad rolls -> you're fucked

It finally happened, guys. It took a lot of prep work, but I made it happen.

>Chose Survival of the Fittest as my Life Principle, using the 1.5 rules
>Innovated Face Painting, and then Clan of Death
>Hoarded six Love Juices
>Seven endeavors for my returning survivors (4+ 1(Tinker) +2(collective toil))
>Finally pull Lights in the Sky

After burning six rerolls to ensure all of my endeavors went to intimacy, I ended up rolling Intimacy eleven times and gaining 13 newborn survivors with +2 strength, +2 evasion, and +1 accuracy. Feels good, man.

Did you achieve this by nominating three or fewer female survivors over and over again?

Nothing can actually stop the kicklock if he gets it as his last two cards. The headband can give you one round to get rid of one of the cards, but if you happen to roll badly then you're fucked. All your survivors get ora ora to death. I've got him down to one AI card a couple of times but everything just goes to shit after he kills two survivors

>Nothing can actually stop the kicklock if he gets it as his last two cards. The headband can give you one round to get rid of one of the cards, but if you happen to roll badly then you're fucked. All your survivors get ora ora to death.
Actually, no. Your survivors get ora ora'd until you're all knocked down, at which point you're no longer threats and kick goes to Menace twice and his turn ends.

Of course, then you're all knocked down, so a whole turn passes by unless you've got someone with F&T spec to stand up and start encouraging people. So then you go to the next monster phase where he does two more menaces, and then you finally get another turn after standing up.

Because there was no chance of failure, and everyone gains survival up to the limit upon departure anyways, I didn't specify anyone but if you want to imagine one female survivor having all the babies in a litter at once I can't stop you from doing so.

But Kick gives Priority Target, does it not?

Only if it does damage. And keep in mind it's a normal priority target token, not a permanent one, so it goes away each time a target is selected. But, good catch.

So once someone is knocked down, they just need a Kick to happen where all the attacks miss. Not terribly hard if you've got some evasion and grease on. Then he proceeds to kick the next person. Once everyone is knocked down, the next Kick that fully whiffs ends the rampage.

It's... still not good, but it's not absolute instant death.

Which was really damn impressive because literally every single other miniature was constantly sold out at that time. Poots only released things in batches of like 250-500 back then and they were gone *quick*. He only managed to sell out during Black Friday last year when his price was dropped to $12.50. there was a moment of celebration when he finally sold out. The whole thing was comical.

Poots posts here?

If he does, it's not openly. Everyone was shilling everything as a team effort last year to get sales rolling.

It's entirely possible. He certainly wouldn't be the first person from a company to do so.

He used to during the first kickstarter and some time after. He still lurks from time to time.

It was the only forum where he could actually discuss the TTS related stuff in its early stages.

FIghting the flower knight now, none of us have fought him before.

>Holiday White Speaker Nico
>35$
>Xmas Special Pinup Twilight Knight
>45$
Why the fuck is it so expensive?

You mean the TK?
Because it´s almost double the size of Nico.

Twilight Knight is a larger scale and is entirely a decorative piece. I still have both TK and Nico from last year I still have in their UPS boxes. Was kinda hoping for something new this time around.

The Christmas Knight is a 54mm model, she is considerably larger than the normal miniatures.
Definitely a show piece.

Is it worth it?

>No Christmas sale
JUST

Do you have a pressing need to display christmas themed soft-core pornography in your home or office?

She also comes with a gear card

>I still have both TK and Nico from last year I still have in their UPS boxes
For what reason?

What said.
It's a display miniature that contains a nice axe gear card.
She's a shapely lady.

>wet nurse pinup available again
HAHAHAH FUCK YOU SCALPERS

I haven't opened most of my stuff either. I'm a little daunted by all the painting and building. I also wanted to sit down and see what can be done about magnetizing the survivors.

>it christmas
>no discount anything

He's giving you the greatest gift of all, user. The gift of giving him more money.

Disgusting jew

I really really wanna pledge for all the new expansions too...
But I do not care for the pinups at all.
The promos might be nice with the extra stuff for the game, but I will have enough shit to last for ages anyway.

Give me a damn gamer pledge Poots!

End yourself holy shit.

>I really really wanna pledge for all the new expansions too...
Then pledge for all the new expansions specifically, dummy

That old version looks REALLY bad.
Like how did they even say it was okay to release like that?

Some of the early models are just kind of shitty. Like, I don't really like the two People of the Sun miniatures because their poses are boring.

They can't all be winners, but at least they're taking another stab at it.

Just finished my Gorm.

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Looking great!!

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Haha jokes on you, I was actually being retarted.

Of course I can pledge for them individually, goddamn me.

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>not suck it scalpers

According to my calculations and expecting the new expansions to arrive mai 2019, then starting 2017 I would pay about 49,86 $ a month to afford all that shit I want to order so far.
That's not too bad.

>Insanity +1

nice piss, bro!

>All-in backers get 10 total campaigns

Wasn't the Parasite Queen planned as an expansion as well?

Does anyone know if there's a database showing what size all the models are?

Like people say Twilight knight is 54mm? how do we know?

Is the Parasite Queen not just part of Laser Goat?

Lantern year totals for each campaign:
>30
>25
>25
>30(?)
>30(?)
>25(?)
>25(?)
>25(?)
>5
>3

223 games to complete, assuming no failures. Assuming you buy in at Satan level, that's $7.15 per lantern year of gameplay. For comparison, the current version (1.31) at retail cost is $16 per lantern year, and 1.5 at $250 comes out to $8.34 per lantern year.

This ONLY takes into account the campaigns, and not things like Screaming God which extends the campaign even longer, which would further improve the dollars per session cost of the game.

Parasite Queen is an addition to the lasergoat expansion.

Speculation is that Screaming God replaces the Watcher and Parasite Queen replaces the Gold Smoke Knight.

Now how much on average does a campaign take in time?

And how much failures do you get on average before you 'complete' one?

Could we play Kingdom Death for a full year?

I want to cover her blushing face in smooches

If you play exactly 1 showdown per week, taking a full year for the base game sounds about right. About 2 failures around the mid point before you finally succeed is par for the course but I wouldn't know because my group is WEAK and the level 1 butcher crushed their will to play ever again, so I mostly just sit here playing with myself

Sunstalker is much longer. I've heard of people losing it, but never heard of anyone losing before year 20, so if that one follows the pattern of 33% completion rate, it would take more than a year.

As far as actual playtime, a single successful campaign currently takes over 50 hours to complete.

>mfw there are people this deranged in the thread RIGHT NOW

>getting kingdom death
>NOT getting sleeves for everything
kickstarter.com/projects/magecompany/mcg-premium-sleeves-and-accessories/rewards
Go blow the $200 bucks now instead of shelling out another 1000 for the game when you destroy it by jizzing on the cards. Sleeves are much easier to clean.

>kickstarter.com/projects/magecompany/mcg-premium-sleeves-and-accessories/rewards
>Go blow the $200 bucks now
But you can literally buy 1000 53x53 sleeves for $30 you fucking retarded shill.

Fuck yourself.

The 175 pledge isn't just gear, it's all cards. Settlement Event, Settlement Locations, Gear, AI, Hit Location, Hunt Event, Fighting Art, etc.

Considering 90% of those can be sleeved in $2 mayday packs just fine that's still not worth it.

For that money I could afford to laminate all the settlement locations and events.

The trouble is the 2.5k normal sized cards in the game. And the 2 sizes that do not have real sleeves currently.

>$1.75 per pack is more expansive than $2 per pack
You are literally retarded.

Mayday packs are 100 sleeves. Mage are 50 sleeves. Mayday is still cheaper.

Where? Everyone seems to be sold out of 53x53s at the moment.

>100 sleeves per pack vs 60
wew lad
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I didn't spend $200 sleeving my game and I laminated all my settlement locations.

So maybe you're just good at sucking your own dick.

Just get the 52s they'll do fine

>bending your cards
If I wanted damaged cards I just wouldn't sleeve them at all.

Funny. Most people say they're slightly to big considering the cards aren't even 51.

That guy probably got a defective batch.

I starting to hates the popularity this game got

Does he have a poopy butt attack or are you guys just gross?

52x52 Swan sleeves are perfectly sized.
image related

just gross, he vomits, doesn't poop on people.

>using promos even though they are known to be made by a different manufacturer than the actual game cards, and are usually a millimeter off
Yeah the promo Lantern fit as well in the picture, it's the ACTUAL cards that don't fit. But sure if you want to sleeve the 10ish promo cards I guess swan is fine.

If you want I can grab a real card a post a photo of that, but my entire core is sleeved in these things, and all of them fit.

He does piss though.