/cyoag/ - CYOA General: Christmas Card Edition

He's still worse than Atsubro.

Plus his stats are awful. MC + Fumi + Hinako + Otome/Jungo/Keita (depending on MC build) crushes the entire game.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE IMPLYING user. I WOULD'VE POSTED AN UPDATED VERSION.

ONE THAT DIDN'T HAVE THE MERRY CHRISTMAS MISSING.

> :^)

reddit.com/

I got the impression that hardly anyone likes the waifus. What happened?

I loved the waifus personally. There needed to be more detail on personality though.

wat r u doing, user. put xmas hats on everyone.

>Sadida isn't dressed up like a Christmas tree

Missed opportunity.

We're going to look like pathetic losers next to them.

They're at thirteen pages.

They're going to look like autists who spent too much time on a one-off joke that's going to be forgotten a week from now.

It's only 2.7k words so far cyoag you don't need to worry I won't hit 8k (unless epicure pumps a ton into it)

OH MY GOD. HOW COULD I BE SO FOOLISH?

I HAVE NO EARTHLY IDEA WHO THAT IS.

MAYBE YOU WILL.

AND I COULD SPLIT MY SINGLE PAGE INTO 13 SEPARATE IMAGES.

THE ONE WITH THE GREEN HAIR

>AND I COULD SPLIT MY SINGLE PAGE INTO 13 SEPARATE IMAGES.

YES. do it at the end. please make this card as inconvenient as possible.

STOP YELLING AT ME.

Might post this in a few minutes or wait 'til next thread. Not sure yet. You all seem to be having fun making something with a lot of caps lock, so I might wait until the end of that.

I have been busy all day (and had some computer trouble) so I haven't had the chance to read them all, but I don't think anyone liked mine in particular. From what I can tell, I don't think anyone liked mine in particular. Again, I haven't been able to read through them all, but I think it was the case of everyone showing up to the ball in the same dress (where ball = cyoa & dress = waifu traits)

New waifu incoming

+Is /cyoag/
+Is not /jc/
-Proably suicidal

Too much overlap, from my understanding.

please post in a few minutes user, i can hardly wait

>everyone showing up to the ball in the same dress
Just goes to show that we're more alike than we are different. Truly, a lesson for the Christmas season.

One guy whined. One guy.

Merry Christmas

At least two, since I agree with them.

You're a butt.

Rude.

PERFECTION INCARNATE.

Right, let's open up that PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER I wished for a day or two ago and see what I go-

>itty-bitty power
I SHOULD HAVE EXPECTED THIS

Let's at least take the Vial of Youth and the Early Resolution.

Beautiful, send it on over to our new best friends.

Hey /cyoag/

Apparently somebody out there remembers this old CYOA I did. So here's the mystery page that I never posted.

Merry Christmas.

BUT user, THERE'S SPACE FOR THREE MORE TOP-TIER WAIFUS.

I NEED THREE MORE PICTURES, THEN I'LL SEND IT OVER.

That was one user, probably Italics in disguise.

>forcing your slime fetish onto me--at Christmas of all times

wait what

No way. We need magic items, too.

hey how do i make cyoa

It's finished!

I told you guys there wasn't a secret page before.

TELL YOU WHAT user. YOU MAKE THEM, AND I'LL TAPE THEM ON.

>the academy is patronized by a demon lord of lust

WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED

>the restricted section has all the evidence needed to undo the whole shebang, and it's guarded
>no one has ever used the information for good

Oh, of course that would be the case, wouldn't it?

IT'S FINALLY FINISHED!

that bunny slime is cute.

Picked world peace. No regrets. But I also want a little something for myself, so I'll pick the bow and the paper so I can be cute. Mostly want it so I can be an immortal little girl, but hopefully doing away with unjust discrimination and hate will make it a little easier to live an eternity as a cute gooey mess.

>Random picked More Time

Yessss, best gift.

As for the stocking stuffers... Vial of Youth and Christmas Miracle!

Yaaay, thanks Beri santa!

>Adventure
Boy am I glad I didn't take Power. Just what I wanted.

>Vial of Youth
>Christmas Miracle
Even for a bad person like me, holidays are a time for caring about others, so I'm gonna be a superhero!

Say Quiet what exactly happens when you get through Scream;Call?
Humanoid Abomination Mode, or full eldritch? Also How does that effect a twin or someone who uses desuetued: glamour to witness these dreams?

can someone post the rest pls?

Picked Peace on Earth, turned out better than expected.
For stocking stuffers I guess I'll take Vial of Youth and Early Resolution.

I meant to go back and change the system to give you more/less points based on whether you wanted to be rape-bait, a normal student in a horror story, or a hero who could overturn the whole thing.

Maybe I'll release a new version later.

Fantastic, mate.

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Well, technically you could create an entire micro-universe in there.

Well, the idea was that slime at the top was choosing your gift based on your statement, so it made sense for things like "cute" to be a matter of perspective. I'm sorry you don't like it. At least you get immortality out of it for free. and think it is cute.

thanks. I looked to try to pick a cute one.

I'm glad you're happy with peace. It's a selfless choice.

I was worried that one wouldn't be liked since it gives hours-per-day instead of raw hours like the vial of youth. Originally it was just a dozen clones, instead of the arbitrarily high "dozens" of clones.

Is Power that underwhelming? also didn't seem too thrilled with it. Or are you just saying that you wanted more to be a hero than a god?

Is there another way you expected Peace on Earth to turn out? Glad you're happy with it.

>new version
Yes and the option to choose your difficulty/power level would be awesome!

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I want to give you a hug.
Good to have you here.

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I'm happy enough with it as-is, but admittedly I wasn't expecting it to go that way.

It's like playing SimCity instead of being a genie - still fun, but a different type than the meme would suggest.

What would happen if a male student turned himself into a futa?

Honestly the ability to get menial work done greatly improves the free time available, especially if you get one or two garbage jobs likes number crunching or lifting that they could do. I thought it was pretty clever. I wouldn't have even taken the Vial of Youth at that point if not for the fact the other stocking stuffers were a bit limited.

You'd probably still fit in with the boys, though they might not like you.

They'd rape user quickly.

kek maybe they'l thell him something like "If you want to be a girl that badly then we'l turn you into our bitch"
and then gang rape him

Thanks!

I thought that being a genie would be too obvious. Besides, this involves less waiting.

The Vial of Youth was mostly there as an obligatory immortality option, since wishing for more time was itself not an immortality option, as might have been expected. So it's largely choosing between Vial of Youth & a second gift, if you didn't pick one of the two with integrated immortality.

I only play smutty CYOAs as a sort of subversion, where the goal is to build a normal life or even accrue superpowers while taking as few lewd options as possible. As long as you can murder anyone who tries to sleep with you, I'm fine. My old build when you first posted this was something like pumping power up and serving as a guardian type for somebody else who didn't know anything about the school's darkside.

How many points would a rape-bait hero get?

That's fine, they sound like a bunch of assholes.

Implying that's not part of the plan.

I'm thinking maybe 6 Attribute and 6 Perk points.

Maybe halve how many points you get from Flaws too.

Fuck you where a step ahead
but what about the next part?

But, it means I failed to satisfy them, and that I need to do better.

Oh, um, th-thanks.
It's times like these when I remember that I don't have any pictures of slimes blushing. Probably because blushing requires blood.

I'd bet you get all soft like a slime when somebody hugsyou tightly.

No fucking way! No! Fucking! Way!

First Quite comes back from the dead and now you? It's a Christmas miracle!

Now I'm paranoid that I have cancer since there's no way the universe would ever let me be this happy.

It's okay, I'll get you your cupand then let'sdiscuss how the authors first banded together to make one cyoa and how the general got together to troll /jc/.
Would you llike a slice of pie?

Questions.

Are you planning on making more CYOAs? I like your style and themes.

Do you like the Monster Hunter CYOA?

Are you finally back or were you lurking?

>I meant to go back and change the system to give you more/less points based on whether you wanted to be rape-bait, a normal student in a horror story, or a hero who could overturn the whole thing.
>Maybe I'll release a new version later.

Please. While I love the original the ability to choose your difficulty would be perfect.

I never doubted you would return.
Please don't leave again.

I was thinking about a quasi-Victorian occult detective type thing and maybe a Dark Souls style dark fantasy cyoa. But I've been thinking about those since even before I did Rapture, and that was before I realized just how much work would go into making one. So maybe, but probably nothing this big again.

Is that the one based on the video game series? I don't think I've ever read that one all the way through since I've never played the games.

I've lurked a very few threads, maybe once a month or so.

I, uh, wouldn't know...

This. We need you.

Fuck it, here's my build.

>Male
>House Vulcan

>Allure-[1] "I'm sure I can make more friends later. Right now I just want to study and survive."
>Elusive-[2] "Being able to lie and sneak around will be important for what I plan to do."
>Force-[1] "I plan on using magic so physical strength isn't that important."
>Study-[6] "Goal: Become master of all things magical and scientific."
>Threat-[2] "Yeah... Really don't want to become anyone's slave."

>Wealth-[Free] "Only $50?"
>Spawn-[Free] "Why bother trying to make allies or recruit minions when I could just breed them?"
>Favorite Class Magic-[1] "I've always wanted to learn magic."
>Favorite Class Biology-[2] "Maybe I could learn how to create better monsters"
>Inhuman Attribute Study-[8] "I think that interdimensional portal did something to my brain."
>Bio-Engineer-[12] "There we go, now I can breed proper pets, slaves and guards."
>Magical Training.x3-[27] "Enough spells to defend myself and enact a few insidious plans."
>Pact-[24] "In exchange for more power I promised an alien I help him with his sexual experiments."
>Reputation-[22] "The other students know I like to change my gender and act like a slut."
>Aversion-[20] "Pegging."
>Glasses-[18] "Do I still have to wear these when I shapeshift?"
>Responsibility-[16] "I have to work at the library. It's not too bad but I have less time to do House activities and if I get fired I'll lose my source of income."
>Compulsive Masturbation-[13] "It's probably something in the air."
>Phobia-[10] "Spiders. Spider girls are ok though."

>Change Shape
>Blast
>Heal
>Hypnosis
>Ward
>Banish
>Counterspell
>Levitate
>Telepathy
>Teleport
>Supernatural Sight
>Suggestion
>Shroud
>Mage Armor
>Invisibility

>No mystery.
>No Enemy/Dark Fate.

Can I be a rapebait hero who could overturn the whole thing? I like high risk high reward builds, and female builds right now kinda lack the latter, you kinda just have to play damage control from the poor decision of picking female in the first place. Meanwhile, male builds are all reward no risk.

>bullying cute slime girls--at Christmas of all times.

Merry Christmas, cyoag.

>not just actually posting it over here
Shiggy.

I actually had more done on the Van Helsing knockoff one than I remembered. You can see what I had planned since you're such a fan.

pastebin.com/7Uf0W6kU

That kind of defeats the point of the rapebait option. It's for people who want a pure porn story with no hope of success for the heroine. The choice between male or female is basically whether you want to be the villain or the heroine/victim, not a balanced choice.

Yeah man, Veeky Forums updated so now you can have duplicates of a file on the same board as long as they're in different threads.

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>Yeah man, Veeky Forums updated so now you can have duplicates of a file on the same board as long as they're in different threads.
Didn't know that. Thanks.

And thanks.

user I've played plenty of porn games where the heroine gets raped a bunch and still manages to defeat the villain.

Gotta admire a strong woman.

You just need to find the demonic power that was within you all along and you'll instantly recover from all that mind breaking rape.