Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1249: Who Spiked The Eggnog? Edition

Yeah Accidental Magical Girl quest got nuked as well. Thread doesn't even show up on archives anymore except searching 4plebs.

Reposting from last thread.
Is there anyone familiar with Mushoku Tensei in the thread right now?
I can't seem to find much information about the Begaritto Continent, other than it being dangerous and having labyrinths.

Next time OP if thread gets nuked instead of falling off the board. link to 4plebs instead of post archives. archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/50875148/

Jumpers! Have you ever witnessed the death of a world?

every God damned day

>Picking on the magical girls
Deleting cyoag and jc are one thing, but bullying little girls is illegal.

Well if the janny is actively trying to push cyoas off Veeky Forums there's no telling how long this thread will last. Would be pretty amusing if this ends up being what forces people to switch over to SB or a mass thread to IRC migration.

Reposting for new thread. I think I answered pretty much everything last night, though I haven't made changes yet.

You probably should delete that, make the changes, then repost, especially considering not everyone is going to look back through 4plebs since the last thread was completely deleted from normal archives. You're just going to end up rehashing arguments because people can't be damned to find what was already pointed out. Not to mention this is the quietest period of the day, and you won't get much feedback to begin with. Seems like the majority from last thread were still in opposition of you putting this thread up to begin with.

Or we could just colonize /trash/ with the other threads without a home, and super weird porn.

It'll probably traumatize half of the folks normally on this thread. Most of these people probably haven't even seen what a real shitstorm looks like. They'd be begging for /qst/ or SB to take them in if say for instance, we got kicked over to /b/ for the lulz.

Does the Gamer power also take into account pools of energy other than mana or health? Like if I've done Boktai can the Gamer power be used to all how much solar energy I currently have?

I'd also suggest expanding the wuxian capstone. Maybe something about adopting people into your clan and giving them an affinity for your elements?

>Like if I've done Boktai can the Gamer power be used to all how much solar energy I currently have?
Meant to be: Like if I've done Boktai can the Gamer power be used to see how much solar energy I currently have?

During the Christmas card exchange, he did post in general that he hated them for playing along with us. So it's not unlikely that he's the one deleting all cyoa threads.

/qst/ wouldn't mind. We could use the new player base, to be honest.

That said, you can't say things about moderation or you get banned.

What is your strongest weapon?

>Spoilers
That's not really that different from here, considering people get banned trying to report the shitposter already. /qst/ is probably one of the "quieter" places on 4ch anyways that still fits somewhat, it's better than places like /r9k/ at least. And if people still want to shitpost, /qst/ is still on 4ch instead of somewhere like SB, where shitposting becomes more of a hassle for the people used to user shitposting here. Though it'd be amusing to see if the main shitposter would follow /jc/ to /qst/ or wherever in the event that the jannies are actually fed up for no apparent reason.

My bat.
I took Smite early in my chain and it's had Legacy of Use buffing it up for ~100 jumps
And it's been imported every time I saw an option.

Yup. Arda from LOTR. Wasn't pretty. But necessary of course since I needed those sweet elf waifus and Eru wouldn't give them up.

The power for friendship and family.

strongest is a relative term. Is it my driver belt , which provides A versatile combat toolkit rivaled only by Green Lantern rings? it has more tricks than almost anything I have but it's not meant for more than Crushing an army Of Tokusatsu Monsters. is it the finality matrix? A von Neumann machine designed to destroy an entire Multiverse,the problem there is it is so indiscriminate and You need to be in the very room You activate it in. is it My various ACUs each of which can fashion a nearly infinite Army? Is it my chainsword which Is sharp enough to cut through void itself? but that can only work in melee range. seriously, you need a better definition f strongest.

build for Enter The Gungeon
pastebin.com/ViGuJpMJ

CYOA gen's making a comeback. I think we'll pull through. Time's on our side. Like a bridge over troubled waters.

But yeah, I do feel sorry for some of our regulars ever have to experience /b/. I visit /tv/ and /v/ on occasion, and shitstorms there are like waves: You either gotta learn to surf, or you sink.

The important thing to remember is that the shitposter can, and has, been banned before with enough reports on his head. I don't know if mod/janitor status gives you any immunity to such things, but if it doesn't at the very least he's bandodging like crazy. Wouldn't be surprised if he had to dodge a few permabans given how many of his posts used to be nuked all at once.

Macross.

To make a long story short, I spread my resources too thin trying to murder a little girl in while simultaneously waging a one-man cold war, my own companions turned against me and I ended up having to flee the galaxy from vengeful space bugs.

Turns out stacking sociopathy drawbacks makes you a bit of a dumbass.

More times than I like to think about. Ragnarok. Gallifrey's fall. The kindling of the First Flame. Nova Chrysalia's destruction and rebirth.

...it gets easier, after a while. I mean, watching it all slip away.

What doesn't is pondering the hand I had in most of those. If I'd had more power, more knowledge, more foresight-I might have saved some of them.

The Ars Megiddo: What used to be Bhunivelze's Double Deity. I've fused a bunch of other lances and swords associated with apocalyptic force into it: The Godslayer, the True Longinus, War, the Blade of Olympus, the Armageddon Blade and more. It's also alloyed with the Fifth Theoretical True Element, in a forging process based on the Ruyi Jingu Bang's. All to create a conceptual weapon that enforces the concept of an apocalypse with pinpoint precision.

I've also imbued it with the shattered Graces of archangels. It can heal and restore as well as it can destroy.

Is there somewhere I can find Yorokonde's builds? the archives are failing me it only has small parts

>the shitposter can, and has, been banned before with enough reports on his head.
You're not wrong, ASA, but a bunch of people got banned on Christmas Eve for reporting him.

4plebs is your best bet depending on how far back it goes if you search by his name/trip, but otherwise there might be only one or two folks who actually saved posts from other people's chains. I know somebody had saved Red's posts earlier from a folder image they put up, but I'm not sure if anyone saved Yoro's stuff.

The timing's a fair bit odd for this to be the shitposter and friends anyways, considering it's the past the crack of dawn over in North America.

But yeah shitposter's attempts kind of pale in comparison to the normal posts in places like /b/ and /r9k/. You get used to places like that and nearly all of these people seem too normal in comparison.

Thanks. I'm combing through her 1377 posts right now.

>I'm combing through her 1377 posts right now.

Remember that one crazy user who compiled lists of perks by category? Has he put his titanic work anywhere online? looking for healing perks

My hammer.
I got the God's hammer in Age of Myth and have been upgrading it since.
Over 40 jumps have aided in empowering it in some way.

Think he just did that once for Willpower, mate. That said, what type of healing? Yourself or others?

He only posted one list for a specific type of perk. Again, this is honestly the sort of thing that if people crowdsourced, would be a lot easier (as far as say each jumpmaker releasing a document with what options their jumps offer is concerned) but then some jumpmakers will probably see that as self shilling and refrain from it.

I would say that, having made the jump list before when we had 400 - 500 jumps, going through all the jumps doesn't actually take that much time if you're just combing for say, a perk, or an import option. I went through that many jumps in about 6 - 7 hours. It seems daunting at first, but a lot of jumps are actually only 5 - 15 pages long, and you can quickly do keyword searches. (With keywords like "heal", "recovery", "recuperation", "regeneration" in your case)

The hell happened with the last thread? Is this the end times of JC? I had so many memories here.

>he just did that once for Willpower, mate.
Oh too bad. I appreciate being called mate tho!
>what type of healing?
Spiritual healing I guess? I wanna replenish the life energy of Aang from Avatar.

Literally just read like the top 20 replies on this thread. Nobody knows whether it was some janny who decided to prune all the cyoas as a xmas thing, or what happened. If jc dies here, it'll find somewhere else to migrate to, IRC, SB, or /qst/. Anything more is just excessive speculation at this point. You might as well wait until the jannies start pruning every cyoa thread on sight before pulling a chicken little.

Ah okay. Bit weird that a mod focusses on us. Did those incomplete jumps still get put onto the drive?

>mod focuses on us
On all cyoa threads.

See:

Magical Girl and others were also nuked tho.

....If you read the replies you would've seen that /amgcyoa/ and /cyoag/ were both hit as well. If /pacyoa/ actually had a thread they would have probably been hit too.

No one has bothered to remove anything from the drive and people have reuploaded whatever was deleted, so the drive has basically everything except SJ-Chan removing Ready Player One. I have no clue which ones out of there are the jumps that haven't been posted to thread, but apparently nobody has seen True Blood before. Somebody will probably prune them from the drive eventually.

>SJ-Chan removing Ready Player One
why?

Killing the magical girl thread seemed pretty mean. They're barely associated with either /jc/ or /cyoag/ and can rarely keep their own thread going for more than a day or two. They were doing so well this time, lasting four whole days.

Because somebody else posted it up there without her permission and it hadn't been properly critiqued by the thread, just look on the 4plebs thread archive () for her response, search for SJ. Everything else on there has presumably been critiqued by thread, except for True Blood and the jumps uploaded by Barghest, which I have no clue why they're there either.

I hope you're not the twat who uploaded it there in the first place.

I know Gaunlet did. Other people did as well?

are you saying you destroyed the lord of the ring jump? are you Galactus user from last week?

Several

There is my Ender Harpoon, which is a weapon forged from super strong metals I've developed called Megahalcum, and I've used Iterative Improvement to basically give it the powers of Sting and Corrosive Touch, and spellbinded some Negramancy into it. Needless to say it was my choice anti-endbringer weapon and damn lethal.

Although the weapon I consider the most powerful is the Loyalty Plague. Its test run involved turning transforming a zombie horde back into sapient people. And I made this thing with the intent of eventually using it to turn the tyranids into a race of sapient individuals.

In JLD, Primordial says:

>But that’s not all; this isn’t simply limited to the monstrous forms
gained here. Any alt form you assume will be pushed to the absolute apex of their potential.

What does that mean, exactly?

A whole big pile of broken, vague, unbalanced bullshit depending on what alt forms you have.

Cracker_Jack just put that there because people complained about the capstone being useless if you don't buy a monster race. He said you become that species' equivalent to Captain America and things like vampire sun weaknesses are mitigated.

This, could we please remove this shit from the drive until whoever made it agrees to nerf it?

It's amazing how absolutely absurd this is. If this is Comics cap, we're talking about the sort of boost that even a fit, combat trained guy punching you in the face would be lucky to bruise you slightly. Cap's had buildings dropped on him after having the living shit beaten out of him and came out doing acrobatics. The guy has ran at car speeds and dodged or blocked bullets AFTER they were fired. He's tackled people through big trees. THROUGH.

And the difference between that guy and a normal average human is now the sort of scaled boost applied to every alt form you have.

It wasn't even his idea and the thread was fine with it.

Isn't comics Cap just supposed to be at the absolute pinnacle you can be without being technically considered superhuman?

I'll be so glad when you go back to school and can't post in the middle of the day.

It's him, so be aware of that as you or if you reply to him.

Ahahaha. No. Comics Cap is blatantly superhuman. Even MCU cap does things no human can physically do no matter how perfect their life, training, diet or whatever was.

And yet he added it.
Soft-willed jumpmakers like that don't belong here, they set a bad precedent. I wouldn't object to him being blacklisted permanently.

Oh. I can't tell in this thread sometimes.

I honestly thought MCU was supposed to be stronger than the comics one?

And now he's targeting Cracker_Jack. That's a new one.

But why bother right now? There's barely even anyone here.

>I honestly thought MCU was supposed to be stronger than the comics one?
No, everyone in the MCU is substantially weaker than their comics counterpart. They're still superhuman, obviously, but they aren't capable of the feats and the like that their comics counterparts are.

Was it? Now that you mention it, I'm not sure myself. The nature of comics having so many writers mean Cap has done some stupidly over the top shit for what he's meant to be but the MCU one, at least after Avengers came out, was pretty clearly superhuman and unlike the comics, they don't really ever try to pretend he's not.

Could go either way relaly.

I'm pretty sure sure MCU Cap is stronger, but Comic Cap has much better showings in other areas, like Shield bouncing technique, power throws, and speed.

I know the rest of them are, but MCU Cap can do stuff like pull a bulldozer anchored in the ground faster than blatantly superhuman Cyborgs and casually rip thrick-ass steel doors off their hinges. I didn't know the comics one did stuff like that.

That might just be because vibranium is bullshit and comics vibranium is much more so.

Its comic book peak human though. Its still technically what humans can accomplish just in the realm of comics not real life.

>But why bother right now? There's barely even anyone here.
See: archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/50859079/#q50860911 For frame of reference, that's where he posted in general that the good natured exchange between general and /jc/ ruined his Christmas. The events of an imagination game on an international tibetan sand painting board dictated his experience of Christmas. He admitted that he is just as sad as we've theorized he is.

So why does he do it, user? He does it because this is this is all he has. This is, quite literally, all he has.

Not by default. So, ReSTAT?

>Wuxian Capstone
Interesting. Noted.

I legitimately don't think I've ever seen anything quite that sad. And I once held a puppy as it died.

The worst part is that he's been doing this for three years. He's been like this for three years. That's just sad.

My copy of Remilia's Gungnir.
Any time there's a weapon customization with an import option, it's what I buff.

My uncle has been like this for 50+ years. Bitter unhappy people whose main drive is to annoy others exist.

The jumps uploaded by Barghest were Dirge's which keep getting removed by some dude with moonrunes.

Yeah, technically those jumps have already been posted to thread and were cleared.

Technically, they were posted in unfinished versions and the full versions were never posted to thread.

And if we're all being honest with ourselves, it's likely Dirge deleting them from the drive in another fit of anger.

Possibly yeah.

So you could totally convince a bunch of Orks that you are an Ork by painting yourself green and then walking up and punching one of them and talking like an Ork, right?

If we're talking 40k Orks, totally. That being said they're definitely gonna attempt punching you back, or blowing your head off.

>Jumper disguises themselves as an Ork
>Orks totally fall for it
>Jumper ends up starting a WAAAGH!
>Everyone else is confused and wondering why a human covered in green paint is leading a bunch of Orks.

Well of course. Wouldn't be any fun, otherwise.

'es da biggist, so 'es teh one in charge

Big boss is tiny and weak looking on the outside, but is huge where it counts, his guts.

Go my son, choke an ork out in a bar fight. The bar and the fight are optional.

Orks know something that's unOrky. That's why Genestealers can't get ahold of them.

>But he's smaller then all of you by like 3 feet at least
>E's da biggest in da heart.
>Iz what's inside tha really matta's.

My Colt Single Action Army. The greatest handgun ever made.

What said.

I had honestly intended it more like Batman, though. The very peak of what that race could normally achieve in all categories. As a human you'd be at least winning medals in most Olympic sports without even training (outside of the ones that are mostly skill) not throwing a shield so hard you split a tank.

This is literally my plan.

I'm also considering crossing my Orks with Jaegerz so that our hierarchy is partially based on the size and fanciness of our hats.

This Essentially they'll intrinsically recognize there is no WAAGH! in you.

>>But he's smaller then all of you by like 3 feet at least
>>E's da biggest in da heart.
>>Iz what's inside tha really matta's.
. . . are Orks secretly the good guys of 40k?

Well den ya' just eats a bunch a' Orkz ta ya' hav their WAAGH!! inside ya!

When it comes to good guys in that universe, you've basically got the choice between soccer hooligans, communists,and entropy

>communists
...the Tau?