WH40k shitposting

How does one invoke favours of Tzeench? Is it wise to do so? How fucked am I to try to ask for his favour?

Alternatively, if Tzeench proves to be too much of a hassle, how does one get in good graces with the Omnissiah?

All of the Chaos gods will fuck your arse into six-dimensional shards for their own amusement.
Be loyal, learn shit, ask a tech-priest if you can join.

Tzeentch is actually the broest of gods. Look how highly he thinks of Ahriman.

Thought so. Tzeech looked like a bit of a furry anyway with his Bird fursona shit anyway.

I have some motor oil, incense, a nice brass gear. Is that adequate for a starter shrine for the Omnissiah?

>Broest
>Taeetncth

oh wow

the nurgle is a bro meme needs to die

>Tzeentch
>Broest

Atleast I wont get mutated or turned into fucking dust.

Even if you die its all according to that dumb plan

.... is that Spiral Knights/WH40k crossover fanart?

He's a bro with every single one of the billions of Clostridium perfringens currently turning your tissues into gas-spewing black sludge. The revulsion and suffering this causes you gives him considerable joy.