What's a good place to exile a big bad in FR?

What's a good place to exile a big bad in FR?

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Literal hell

Is it true he fucked his younger sister?

afterlife

Let's ask Napoleon.

HEY NAPOLEON DID YOU FUCK YOUR IMOUTO

The Moon.

Deep space. Enough delta-v and they ain't coming back.

Or over a hole at the bottom of the ocean. Delta-p is good too.

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Let's just say that Pauline was a qt.

Unless buoyant.

We're assuming indestructible, I think.

Sounds like one of those rumors his enemies would make up about him, alongside him being a manlet and him being literally the antichrist (not even kidding, the Russians did that).

He did have a questionable relationship with a 13 year old girl on St. Helena though.
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You're a questionable relationship.

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Split his mind into bodies of several elf traps then keep them all in chastity 24/7.

Oh my.

Splitting ancient evils into several parts and sealing them inside of dudes is a bad idea.

Source: Slayers

It doesn't need to be a good idea, it just needs more sissy porn.

If I ever become a porn artist I'm stealing this.

Same if I ever have enough money to commission a porn artist, particularly [Spoiler] not telling you [/spoiler]

One of the outer planets of the Toril system that got owned in the spellplague and can't support life any more.

Are you saying you would commission this before commissioning Kingdom Death doujin?

No, but I don't know who would be good for that.

Fun fact: the duke og Wellington had an affair with a fifteen year old girl. Hariette Wilson.

Literally anywhere in FR.
I mean have you seen how bad of a shitscape the setting hos become?
I'm surprised your party isn't looking for a way OUT of FR.

Do you even need to commission Kingdom Death porn? It's like 95% of the way there on its own

What are you, dense?

If he qualifies as a big bad in Forgotten Realms, there's probably no mundane physical location in the realms that'll hold him.

On the off chance he's not a super high level caster with gods taking mortal form to fight for him, just take away his magic items and throw him in a dungeon or whatever.

Not a big fan of them, honestly.

Except the one with the cripple on the roof top

Well, most of the works are misery porn, but there's occasional happy end when the characters are miserable enough to begin with. Kingdom Death might hit that vibe just right.

That's actually super old, one of their earliest, I think. What about the amputee or afghan girl?

The amputee one was cute, but she was too flat. The Afghan girl though... Let's just say she was too flat.

Well, if you want both happy end and tittymonsters, technically there's TSF Monogatari. But well... technically.

Fuck this spoiler shit, it's getting old.

Isn't that the one where the guy turns into a girl because medicine and gets knocked up by everyone?

Yeah, and there's some drama with their best friend disapproving of the sluttery, but eventually the best friend turns into girl too and they fucked happily ever after...

I think I read like two of those then stepped on his other stuff and lost my boner.

>his other stuff
Yeeeah, about that...

What?