/cyoag/ CYOA General

Personally things like school cyoa don't bother me, but lavender gets under my skin because it swallows whole threads and I have literally zero understanding of why it would be appealing. I don't dislike it nor have I ever acted on my disdain for it, but seeing people go into detail in how they want a vagina that shits dicks and the dicks have little legs which set off on their own to find women to impregnate and then the women turn into multi-pronged tree like structures which shit more vaginas, it's all a little too graphic for my interest.

I'm just a simple guy with a yandere and identity death fetish.

Thanks for input. I'll have to think about all that.

I did pick those. Just bummed at how the rest of the drawbacks are his fetish and how gross they are to all who don't share his fetish.

I don't know, from your description the drawbacks seem pretty in line with being very young, and they certainly are drawbacks.

Seems more like an issue with anathema then fetish.

Easy
Newcomer
Age normally after a year
Mind Upload (permanent)

Healthy
Androgynous
Developed
Petite
Female

Strength 2
Intellect 4
Wisodm 3

Fast learner
Charm
High metabolism
Immune
Reprogram

Master of Your Own Domain

Secret Base
Network

Homeschooling
Academia obsucra

Naked
Footwear

Barebones

Electronics (Computer), Downgrade

Ignored (Normalize)
Extra cash

>massive slut that basically jackhammers herself as hard as possible with weird dildos like you're trying to dig a mine
Was I the only one massively aroused by this reference?

Not anymore!

Not the kind of reaction I expected from that line, but enjoy, I suppose.

Don't worry, I'm sure you made them feel sufficiently shitty about themselves. I'm still going to enjoy being horny, as it is extremely pleasant.

That wasn't my goal either. It was just to express the mental image her post had given me.

>her

Its poetic, I'll give it that. But i'm more impressed by the implied flexibility. Going super fast with a dildo is hard work if you're doing it by hand if you're not contorted up.

Yes

We weren't discussing Sandra, so the only reason to insist that it's anal is... Sandra?

Every time I start work on a CYOA I get an idea for another CYOA that I like even more.

How do I remedy this ailment /CYOAg/?

Kill yourself on a certain peninsula.

If your skeleton popped out of your body and handed you some magical artifacts and told you to kill the president, would you?

Shock therapy.

I'd ask it how I could do that as a pile of skin and organs.

cyanide pills

Which president of which country?

My skeleton is me. I have bigger problems then whether to follow the instructions if I'm handing myself things and talking to myself.

Another question:

How do I get people to stop hating me?

I'm sorry about the shitposting, how many times have I said that now?

You did imply you expected some sort of reaction. What was it?

Stop posting with your name when the benefit is practically nonexistent. Stop doing hateful things.

Perhaps most importantly, actually release playable CYOAs that deserve goodwill.

Don't put on a name unless you're posting meaningful content.

Hello, I'm here again.

>...one of the most frequently summoned etc.
Remember, you're character is just starting her career, less than a millenium old. You can still be a special snowflake, just use language like "one of the more frequently summoned in her generation" She has a -lot- of competition to deal with, and mary sues are boring even in lewd settings

>irregardless
I'm not so pedantic that I correct people when they say this in conversation, but if this is still there when you want me to put this into the compendium I'm gonna fix it myself.

Still, I like the concept. Maybe tone it down a bit

it appears other anons have got you covered, but if you're still around I'll try to answer any other questions if my internet holds out

I'd suggest just to leave the name off unless specifically posting a cyoa, or answering questions about one of your cyoa.

It's not needed past that, everything else, even the question at can easily and rightly done as user. The hate will go down once you've spent some time using a name properly.

Just stop fucking posting for a few days, that's literally all it takes to let the fires die down. Post without a name if you really need your dose.

This isn't rocket science retard. I don't use my name anymore because I actually enjoy anonymity.

Skele-magic.

Any.

It seems you've fallen for the indoctrination. Your skeleton is trapped inside of you, and it wants to be free.

>It seems you've fallen for the indoctrination. Your skeleton is trapped inside of you, and it wants to be free.
That's what it wants you to think.

hownew.ru

>Stop doing hateful things.
This sounds like a whiny child's plea to Veeky Forums.

Did I?

Well ok then, I didn't even realise it was a problem.

I am sorry about causing so much disturbance, I'll return only once I have something complete. Wish me luck Anons, I need it.

>answer any other questions
Can I be a waifu for a human, without being forced to constantly be pregnant?
sleep is a meme

have you tried reading the cyoa

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Yes. And in this setting, humans can be found pretty damn much anywhere.

What do you think about an ability somewhere that lets you not be inhibited by pregnancy/risk miscarriage from impacts?

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I hadn't actually given much thought to that sort of thing, so yeah, I'll consider that and some of the other suggestions from the last thread.

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Mind answering ? I decided it's not how I wanted my current build to use Rite of Flesh Union and Auramoth's description does mention that his power is very unique but some way of getting something close to that, I guess basically a limited shapeshifting, would be neat.

Fantastic!
I worried since user said I couldn't be the waifu. There's also no regular planet in the realm section.

Don't be hateful if you don't want to be hated. Who knew?

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Fuck off and die.

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If you want limited, cosmetic shapeshifting, it would be less bending if you took quasicosmic or xenosubstantial and said that it lets you copy minor traits you have a "sample" for.

You have reached a critical mass of goodwill, Sandra. It will generally self sustain.

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That makes sense, okay.

>ROOMMATE: Laurette
She is adorable and deserves many warm, caring hugs.

>MARRY Y/N?: Only if she wants to.

>ESTATE: Victorian Manor
A fabulous mix of comfort and luxury.

>MAIDS: Reformed Demons
Seeing more who've achieved what she has could easily bolster Laurette's confidence. That, and actually getting them to act properly would be a task worthy of legend.

>CAREER: Army of Heaven
Well, rest is idleness if there's nothing to rest from, isn't that right? I'm also a little curious about what exactly is /in/ Limbo.

I'm working on it, don't worry

I pick the green sword and no shield.

Damn. I want to take Red Sword + Blue Shield, but that Green/Green combo is so tempting...

how much goodwill is earned by completing a CYOA? I'm asking for a friend...

Primate Paradigm CYOA when?

The absolute mad man

Minor correction.

Don't worry anons, I like you.

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Actually, I liked it better when the green sword wan't affected by the green shield.

Red Sword is strictly better than Blue Sword
Green Sword is pointless with Blue or Red Shield
Might as well set it up as bundles, since there's only 6 real sets

Oh, Angel, if you want your build put into the compendium I'm building I need you to come up with a writeup or give me permission to do one for you.

>DAMNATION MODE ACTIVATE

What have I gotten myself into.

>MISTRESS: Felira
If I'm going to Hell I might as well go through Hell, ya know?

>TURN THE TABLES Y/N?: Would I really want to? Either way, I also want to see what my unique power would be, so N.

>ESTATE: Poolside Villa
A place to swim? Count me in.

>MAIDS: Balrogs
Durable and adorable! Plus if anyone ever breaks in they're in for a world of hurt.

>CAREER: Valhalla Colosseum
By this point I'd just be used to it.

Aaand I forgot my pic.

Can we loot gear from enemies?

>Red Sword is strictly better than Blue Sword
Over a large enough number of hits, sure. What if people had 6 HP and no shields?

The actual number is a bit different with shields, but that's the idea.

does anyone have any spooky CYOAs?

Just in general, it doesn't have to have cute girls but cute girls would be preferable.

Mine is going to be finished in about 1 hour if you can wait.

Wasn't there one where a necromancer kills you and turns you into their first zombie and you get to decide how you and all the other zombies will function?

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I don't mid waiting, I'll look through this thread in the meantime.

That sounds cool

I repeat, Green sword and no shield.

Can someone post femdom cyoa's?

That don't look like femdom to me.

Thats me begging you to post some femdom

>not choosing extended contract with daeliph

what are you gay

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I don't think there are many lezdom CYOAs. Try .

This man needs to be stopped

Timeline 993 actually scares me if it took WWI of all things for this supposed goddess to finally intervene. It's one thing if you can't be sure there is a God, but how has nobody since questioned her decision to let a certain Mongolian run absolutely roughshod over a whole quarter of the planet?

genghis khan only btfo shit people

Genghis gave you a choice. Either you obeyed him, in which cause he left you alone for the most part, or you disobeyed, and got wrecked.

Genghis khan was a good man

Can you give me your desired spook to cute girl ratio? Like, if you want something pretty even, I'd recommend that nightmare CYOA where the boring apartment was the least dangerous dream. If you want more cute girls, I'd recommend the one where your soul is a battery for witches (one of which at least is a murder-crazy loli). If you want high spook, there's one where instead of waifus, you get eldritch beings.

You're new to cyoa, aren't you?

In the grand scheme of things none of these places sound like somewhere I'd actually want to go. if I was forced into one it would be #444. It seems like the safest one.