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Stat her, Veeky Forums

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I think thats a guy

What's her nature?

Timid. Very timid.

HP 68
Attack 65
Defense 65
Sp. Atk 125
Sp. Def 115
Speed 80

Psychic/Fairy

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>[3.5 owlbear statblock].meme

Lv15 Psion, Lawful Good alignment. Flaw: Will deliberately and compulsively endanger its own life to protect the one it considers its master.

>Psychic/FAIRY

Get your new gen shit out of here. We play Pokemon 3.5 around here, where the Fairy type doesn't exist yet.

Damn Gen 5'ers and their dumbed down no-options garbage.

Best Waifu, also a Not!Elf.

What's going on here?

Enjoy dragons filling your assistance all day and night.

Gardevoir's trying to kiss their master, but he won't let them.

This is the part where you mash circle

Or alternatively if your playing the Human, you don't.

>Not fitting your Pokemon with the Macho Brace

+2 Intelligence, +2 Wisdom, -1 Strength, -2 Constitution: Gardevoirs are naturally intelligent, although their physical strength is greatly lacking.
Humanoid
Medium: No bonuses or penalties from size
Gardevoir base land speed is 30 feet
Naturally Psionic: Gardevoirs start off with 1 power point at first level.
Natural Telekinesis(Ps): Gardevoirs have a very high telekinetic capability. As a free action, they may use Mage Hand without penalty. At level ten, they can also use Telekinesis as a free action.
Natural Telepathy(Ps): Gardevoirs may project their thoughts to targets up to 50ft away. They may send thoughts in any language they can speak or read, although the target must be able to speak the language to understand it. They may also attempt to read the surface thoughts; the target must either be willing or fail a Will save (DC 15 + the Gardevoir's level) for the thoughts to be read. This is a standard action.
Elegant: All Gardevoirs earn a +2 to their Perform skills OR to their Profession skills, at the player's decision. This can not affect both Perform and Profession, and is determined at the character's creation. Perform and Profession become trained if they are selected.
Sense Emotions: All Gardevoirs have a +2 bonus to Spot, Search, Sense Motive, Diplomacy and Listen checks if the target is alive. Undead creatures do not count as alive for this purpose. The DM applies this bonus secretly, should it apply.
Automatic Languages: Ralian, Common. Bonus Languages: Any (except for secret languages, such as Druidic)
Favored Class: Wizard, Sorcerer or any Psion.

Pokemon and Trainers should not have that kind of a relationship! The Trainer is right to refuse his Gardevoir's lusty advances!

Says who? Humans and Pokemon used to get married, after all.

>Gardevoir
>Wearing a turtleneck
>Not her signature dress

Absolutely disgusting!

Gardevoir's obsessed with making sure their trainers are taken care of and happy! She'll use her considerable psychic powers to make sure senpai's out of harms way, even if that means quitting as a trainer!

And she has any say in it, they will again.

Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —

You are all irredeemable

Dumbass hoennbaby doesnt even know what he's talking about, Fairy was Gen 6

>Sharpedo
>Bannette

I like this trainer. Rad Pokemon > Waifu Pokemon

>Gardevoir
>Large
Macrophile detected under all that anger

>implying the pasta is different for any of these garbage threads

Shut the fuck up

the quality of a stat me thread's prompt is directly proportional to how many comments in it will take for somebody to post the owlbear statblock.

ergo this stat me thread is damn good and there's nothing you can do to change it.

Sometimes I wonder if these are still being posted by the guy who originally forced the meme, or if someone else thought it was funny.

Probably out of sense of tradition I guess?

>nothing you can do to change it.
You're not wrong, but this sort of off-topic meta-post kills thread quality
My posts not doing the thread any favors either, mind

I post it all the time, and it was here when I joined the board

Tradition of old, quite a stale meme.
At least it's not raining "Excuse me,..." Memes. Gods, those are awful.

they are a staple of Veeky Forums at this point. there's only ever a problem if there are like five of them floating around at the same time. one to three and i'm fime with it. four and you'd be pushing it.

Really as long as the subjects are intresting i'm fine with it.

Based on the fantasy his team seems to be: Sceptile, Salamance, Banette, Sharpedo, Skitty, Gardevoire.

That trainer has fantastic taste.

Most likely a Delcatty rather than just a skitty.

Walking into the Elite 4 with a plain skitty is almost as bad as walking in with a Feebas.

Not as bad as showing up to a World clas event with a pachirisu though.

To be fair, the fact that Magikarp sweep teams exist means that pretty much anything is possible.

The tail and pink-ish colouration makes me think Skitty.

I did go into the Elite 4 with an Eevee one time though, despite being about 5-6 levels lower (screw victory road and Gen 5's elite 4 being mostly resistant to normal types) it still did a bit of work.

There were better options, but hey whatever works. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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>Sharpedo waifu
good shit

Have you ever heard of a wizard in a relationship with their familiar? Familiars are intelligent, and a ring of polymorph self isn't too hard to get.

>ring of polymorph
That's extra steps.
>relationship with their familiar
Implicit, familiar literally means family.

>Implicit, familiar literally means family.
The literal meaning stopped mattering about... Actually, I don't know.

>...hug...?

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

Goddamnit, I already loved Shupett and Banette based on their pokedex descriptions, but seeing one actually being cute is too much.

sometimes I fantasize about stating every single pokemon as normal fantasy races but always give up about three in when I realize just how big a number 700+ is

Gardevoir
Psychic/Fairy
Level: 60
Item: Gardevoirite
Loyalty: 6
Female
Nature: Timid (+Spe/-Atk)
Trace/Telepathy/Instinct
1.6m(Medium)/48.4kg(3)

Overland 6, Swim 4, Jump 2/1, Power 4, Aura Reader, Naturewalk (Forest/Urban), Telekinetic, Telepath, Teleporter 4
Athl 2d6, Acro 2d6+1, Combat 3d6, Stealth 2d6, Percep 4d6, Focus 6d6

HP: 24
Atk: 5
Def: 10
SpA: 30
SpD: 28
Spe: 27

Hit Points: 143
Phys Evade: 2
Spec Evade: 5
Speed Evade: 5

Shadow Ball
Moonblast
Barrier
Psychic
Teleport

A bro.

Waifufags can have a different opinion to me, quietly, somewhere else.

800

Man, I need to read that again. Good stuff.

>3.5
>5
>no options

...gee, user, it's almost as though he were referencing some other game that had an edition war or something.

>missing the joke
or am I falling to 9d chess?

>Playing Pokemon 3.5.
>Not updating to PTU or Pokerole like the rest of us.

10/10 on the Waifu Meter

>This thread

There's not enough good chastity stuff around, and 99% of it is male.

That man's reaction was entirely justified.

Holy shit.

>Implying any of that ever actually happened

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Pokemon+human is probabaly ok but Pokemon+Tranier probably a no-go the same way student+teacher is considered fucked up.

...I seem to recall it said somewhere that pokeballs actually influence the mind of pokemon when they are caught to make them more obedient.

+10 Porn Generation
+10 morals degredation

Alright so I can fuck machamp or mewoth or whatever if i walk out into the woods and ask it out on a date but if i get that bitch in a pokeball ya gotta keep that shit platonic for Ethical reasons.

Isn't that only for certain types of pokeballs?

+20 a best

Luxury and Friend ball make them Friendly faster. Presumably since they're comfier?

11/10

+10 waifubait
+10 ridiculous psionic powers
+10 cute

High int low wis, at least

What was Nintendo thinking?

>Sun and Moon features a female-only lizard pokemon that uses pheromones that can control humans as well
Game Freak lives up to their name.

Since it's based on empathy, it should have high cha.

S&M have some fucking crazy ass Pokemon entries, man.

Like, I guess they decided that shit should get fucking real in Alola.

perfection

I mean, Alolan Meowth is Dark type because regular Meowths all died out because the local trainers thought Meowth was a garbage pokemon.
Primeape apparently gets so angry sometimes that it will fucking DIE

Fuck, they published this picture. I mean, Jesus.

>S&M have some fucking crazy ass...
as a member of that community I can agree...

Sun and Moon might as well have been named "Pokémon Cute" and "Pokémon Waifu".

I feel like some of the more out-there entries might be the fact that your dex is possessed by a poltergeist, who is probably messing with you for shits and giggles.

oh my...

Or that one pokemon that just eats hundreds of Corsola and leaves their corpses behind on the ocean floor.

To be fair, from the NPC talking about it, it sounds like they mostly just eat Corsola's branches and leave the body alone, but this is an utterly terrifying experience for Corsola.

Mareanie Eats the branches and leaves the corsola
Toxapex Does the opposite. For fun

To be fair, the starfish they're based on is just as ravenous.

+30*

Stat them, Veeky Forums

More like 10/10 on the entry-level tier garbage meter

>I take elitist pride in waifu-ing the weirdest of Pokémon. You can't really have good taste unless nobody's heard of your waifu.

There's Harmless Waifu-faggotry, and then there's shit like this asshole.

>abloobloo someone shit on my overrated waifumon

Stay salty, my dude.

>Trace
>Emotion Reading
>Forges powerful bonds
>Gardevoir take on the traits of beings near them

trips of truth

stat him

Is that... is that his tongue?

>Gardevoir gets fat and develops some odd fetishes
I'd welcome it

-10 vs Fire Types in Tournaments.

>Gardevoir take on the traits of beings near them
Well that's a recipe for disaster.

yes

God, that must be uncomfortable.
Also,
-10 vs. Charizard

Yep..