5e Americana

I'm working on a setting based on America, probably taking inspiration from the late 19th century.

-Northeast (Maine, NH, Vermont, etc)
>Wood Elves, primarily, with indecipherable accents.
>Famous Human wizard living in a dark tower.
-East Coast (Boston, NYC, Philly, DC)
>High Elves with thick accents.
>"HEY, I'M CASTIN' HERE"
-South/Deep South (Virginia to Arkansas, minus Florida)
>Plantation fueled Half-Elves.
>Enslaved goblinoids
-Appalachia (Banjos)
>Redneck Firbolgs and stray humans/wood elves.
>Some feral gnome types up north.
>Very rare to run into somebody, when you do they are often clan-like and excessively loyal to their small family.
-Florida
>Orcs
>There was a picture in the 3.5 Eberron book of an Orc on stilts in a swamp. This is what I want.
-Gulf Coast
>Goblins and other goblinoids that have escaped slavery
>Lead by the intelligent Frondrek Dagless, self-educated and freed hobgoblin
-Midwest (Crops and flat. You know)
>Doughy faced kind humans
>Some large cities, nothing to rival the Elves
>Industrious traders and farmers
-Rust Belt (Cleveland, Pittsburgh,anything on Eerie)
>Bitter gnomes
-Great Lakes North
>Dwarves with Minnesota accents
>"Quiet folk here, ya know. Best hot dish in the tri-parish, ya sure you betcha"
-Texas (Texas)
>Goliaths on dinosaurs
>Everything is bigger in Texas
-Great Plains (Flyover States)
>BLAND
>HUMAN
>Pushing westward per manifest prophecy
-Southwest (West Texas, NM, Arizona)
>Land of while magic and enchantments
>Dragonborn native to the area have never been pushed out
>Humans starting to encroach
-Out West (Utah, Nevada, Montana)
>Halflings doing the Longmire thing
>Conflict with nearby humans over what Humans claim is promisedl and
>Tiny horses
-West Coast (Seattle, Portland, Rain)
>Drow
-SoCal
>Half-Orcs and some abolitionist humans from near Ohio
>Freshly settled, somehow already kinda surfer-dude.
>Escaped persecution to start a new land.
>"Dude, check out this axe! Totally stole it from a lich, man."

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Central Kentucky checking in!

Howdy, welcome to Kentucky. Now git!

How can you have a whole kingdom of half elves? Ain't no race mixin going on down here. We're Wood elves you see ain't no half about it.

>SoCal
>Half-orcs

Bitch please, that entire area would be Kender

Halflings control a massive land locked Kingdom?

Halflings never struck me as Empire builders. Maybe I cleave to close to the English country folk Tolkien stereotype.

Why are the orcs and half-orcs thousands of miles apart?

You picked the most heavily forested part of the entire country and filled it with DROW and instead put wood elves on the opposite side of the country where it's nothing but hills and suburbs and cities and nothing resembling a proper forest except the Jersey Barrens?

>Ohio
>not a toxic undead wasteland

Picture them more as small town pioneers, isolated and far separated.