>End Times: Vermintide >My game crashes first always when I hit the character selection screen and then when I start loading a mission. What do?
Jose Hernandez
Verify the game cache?
Check if your GPU drivers are up to date?
Hunter Jones
People that play any edition after 5th disgust me, either play oldhammer or 9th, but you are literally still buying lots of models and supporting AoS like retards.
Jonathan Lee
Any reason one can't play 5th with new models? I play 7th with a mix of KOW and secondhand stuff
Easton Thompson
I buy historical minis and play 6'th edition.
Jacob Howard
As promised, a pdf of the story( ) I posted over the last two threads, for anyone who happens to care.
Enjoy. Please feel free to tell me what I did wrong (or even what I did right). It's the only way I'll learn.
I very rarely use my tripcode, but since someone might actually want to talk to me about the story (it could happen) I thought it would be convenient. Also, for once I actually like something I've written and am not embarrassed to be associated with it.
Benjamin Walker
I buy nothing and shitpost on Veeky Forums why do old army displays look so comfy?
Caleb Jackson
>vibrant colours that are not too garish >no overdesigned miniatures makes everything clear what you're looking at >no overdramatic ADHD combat poses
Aaron Sanchez
How long have you had this issue? Have you verified your game cache? I had similar issues for a while, but it stopped being an issue after a while. It's weird, like it was actually a server or connection issue.
How does it crash? Any error messages? Also, what's your specs? Make sure all drivers are up to date.
Elijah Morris
Most of them are well painted in a simple but pleasing way. Just about everything stands out just from their profile or their colors. The only place where I think it looks crap is with Bretonnian knights - their colors look so flat and boring, since GW encouraged no washes or detailing. It's like looking at a bunch of flags.
Nathan Lee
Oh cool. Fireforge makes plastic archers now. It's like I don't need Games Workshop at all for my Bretonnia army.
Brandon Hernandez
Its the flat broad surfaces of the horses barding that does it
Jaxon Williams
did that other user finish his story?
Adam Fisher
which story?
Elijah Cooper
lance formation was pretty silly
triangles in a game of rectangles were great
Matthew Jackson
Was there ever a relevant Ungor in the lore?
John Long
no, they're just there to provide the hero with easily killable minions.
Case in point: is what you're referring to?
Caleb Edwards
Was there ever a relevant Bretonnian peasant, or Empire militiaman, or a Vampire Counts skeleton?
David Robinson
I was thinking of a particularly intelligent Ungor who would lead an army of rebellious Ungors that make smart use of muskets they stole from the Empire.
Hunter Myers
There are relevant Goblins and relevent Marauders.
Sebastian Turner
>that make smart use of muskets they stole from the Empire. That goes against the very nature of any beastman. They hate civilization and want to see it destroyed. Using guns requires training and supplies, i.e. organization and infrastructure.
Just not possible.
Easton Allen
Goblins have their own groups - it's like how there are are relevant Orcs, because the whole group is Orcs.
Mauraders aren't as high up as Chaos Warriors, true, but leaders of them are more like captains in the Empire or lords in Bretonnia.
Jaxon Murphy
Any other idea to have an Ungor warlord?
Nathan Cooper
THey rank up perfectly. They are not copy/paste identical, but still are mostly in the same pose.
Modern GW minis look like they are in combat. Old ones look like they are marching.
That's why I like a mix. New minis in the first two ranks, old minis in the back.
It helps that old warmachines are kind of cute. They're smaller, look more humble.
Cameron Kelly
Militiamen in short stories. There was an old Bret monk peasant who was slightly important.
Hunter Hughes
Go back to the sourve material that GW ripped off. Broo.
Make an Ungor who isn't completely evil. He guides travellers into conflict for the sake of conflict. It sometimes benefits them, sometimes not. All results benefit him. Civilization is a dying thing, he's standing back and watching it fall apart from a distance while his brothers hammer at the base of it.
He'd be a Dogs Of War character, not a Beastmen army one.
Cameron Walker
A female?
Evan Young
Yeah well, an Ungor rebellion sounds interesting, just saying using technology like muskets feels lore breaking. At least imo. I mean they are using crude weapons and armor, most of it probably looted too, but guns are quite a bit higher up on the civilization scale I think.
The paradox thing about Beastmen is that they are born out of pure chaos. They are basically a side effect of corruption like radiation or something. They spread like a cancer across the old world. They hate civilization and order. The chaos god themselves have no love for them though, since they've always belonged to them - the thrill of corrupting the innocent etc doesn't play into their service to the gods. They're basically a force of nature, even though there is nothing natural about them. They also have a natural pecking order. Which seems like a proto civilization but is determined by strength alone.
Gors, shit on the Ungors and Minotaurs, if they are smart enough to know they can do that, shit on everyone else. Shamans are smarter than all of the other and favored by the gods, so they have a position of power, not necessarily as leader, but always as advisors.
Putting an Ungor in charge of anything would probably only happen if for some reason there were no Gors or Minotaurs around.
If you were to fluff it's like 'after a while in isolation an Ungor with unusually big horns was born and got shit done, then led the others back to the herd and wouldn't take shit from Gors anymore' (and avoid being killed of course) I could kind of see it.
Brody Parker
>End Times: Vermintide Is it worth getting if you have no friends to play it with. The ones who do have it I think hate me and only have me for another point in the list.
Hudson Mitchell
If you don't suck and don't breath into the mic or scream like you're a ten year old /v/irgin, there should be no reason not to play with you.
But its good for PUG games.
Its just Left 4 Dead Warhammer basically.
Camden Smith
>Don't buy TWW on launch because none of my armies are in >It goes on sale, buy it >Don't like Empire, greens okay, Vamps are okay >Dwarfs are fucking amazing >Keep playing Dwarfs >Buy Dwarf minis >Play some Dwarfs tabletop >Read Dwarfs lore, love it >thisholewasmeantforme.gif
Did anyone else do this?
Lincoln Martin
while its on sale, yes. Not worth full price.
I'm playing it right now, actually
Ayden Butler
If you're EU me and some friends play occasionally, you'd be more than welcome to join.
Oliver Ward
Don't we have a Veeky Forums Steam group?
Alexander Russell
Okay everyone...the moment of my return to playing warhammer... I got this army off ebay for 300 bucks. (let that sink in...300...dollars...full army...and to me has some really nice looking paint jobs..) I'll post the inventory first...then post some of the pics of the army.
protip: It's Bretons
x1 Leon Leoncoeur x5 Grail Knights (unpainted...which I'm worried about them coming out crappy with my mediocre paint skills) x2 Trebuchets x3 Pegasus Knights x2 Damsels on Foot x1 Green Knight x15 Archers x15 Archers x16 Men at Arms x14 Men at Arms x16 Men at Arms x5 Questing Knights x9 Knights of the Realm x6 Knights of the Realm x1 Lord x1 Standard Bearer
Carter Young
I have no Idea
Evan Gutierrez
How's this for a Terrorgheist stat block for WFRP 2e? Trying to make a foe at roughly the challenge level of a wyvern.
Terrorgheist Terrorgheists are monstrously large undead, nearly the size of dragons, made from the remains of some of the truly terrific beasts that haunt Sylvania. Ghoul kings prize them greatly. Uniquely, owing to their infusion of vampiric blood, a Terrorgheist has some capacity to regenerate from injuries. Left to its devices, a terrorgheist will paralyze its foes with its terrifying scream before diving recklessly among them, savagely flailing about in a frenzied attempt to feed its dead, rotting body. ====================================== WS: 35 BS: 0 S: 55 T: 65 AG: 38 INT: 18 WP: 25 FEL: 0 A: 4 W: 40 SB: 5 TB: 6 M: 4 (8) MAG: IP: - FP: ====================================== Armor: H - 0; B - 0; A - 0; L - 0
Abilities: *Death Shriek: A terrorgheist's scream is a sonic weapon of terrific, some say magical power that many liken to hearing the screams of the damned themselves. Whatever the case, it can inflict terrible injuries or even kill those who hear it outright. As a full action, a terrorgheist may perform a death shriek. Use the cone template. Targets in this space suffer a Damage 4 hit that ignores armor. Additionally, they must roll a Willpower check or be stunned for 1 round. Targets that are immune to psychological effects cannot be stunned, and the death shriek can be mitigated to a Damage 2 attack with a successful Agility check.
*Regenerate: At the beginning of its turn, a Terrorgheist regenerates 1d10-1 Wounds that are not inflicted by blessed weapons or spells from a Divine lore.
Matthew Diaz
>Was there ever a relevant Bretonnian peasant
Repanse d'Lyonesse.
Mason Foster
So starting out with the Standard Bearer... again..I'm flabergasted I got that entire list for 300 (shipping included too!)
Joseph Gray
Thin your paints
Eli Butler
I always liked 3rd Ed. best, except for the Pushback Rule.
Caleb White
x1 Bretonnia Lord... Not a fan of how shiny his is...I may matte varnish him
Adrian Collins
Thanks Dustin
Michael Long
Sure, better than the crippling depression of no multiplayer games.
Andrew Adams
Last thread everyone was saying Gav Thorpe never wrote good Fantasy.
He has. Dwarfs.
Grudgelore, Doom Of Dragonback, 6e Army Book.
Gav writes 40k bottom tier shit garbage for every other faction. But his Dwarf stuff is good.
Henry James
Which is funny because he is the elf guy.
Connor Phillips
He likes fantasy and likes Eldar.
He sucks because he has to combine the two.
Leo Scott
It also devalues Eldar as it's own thing in 40k.
Thomas Moore
What did Mallobaude see when he drank from the Grail?
Kayden Cook
There's Ungrol Four-Horn
My Beastlord's background is that he's Bray who was the most downtrodden member of the herd. Then one day he challenged the former Beastlord to a leadership duel and Tzeentch smiled upon him for his sheer ballsiness and granted him victory. Now he wears the old Beastlord's horns as a trophy and leads the herd with the leadership roles upended - ungors are higher status than gors.
This was before the 7th edition book though. I'm sad they used a very similar story for Ungrol.
Eli Nguyen
Age of Sigmar.
Jackson Sanders
>Ungor with unusually big horns Isn't that just a gor?
Juan Morales
Makes perfect sense, really. You don't sperg out over stuff you don't idolize. It's like Ward and Ultramarines.
David Garcia
Same desu
>actually playing this shit >not just being a fan of the lore and setting
Parker Morgan
I'm still cross with him for making Vampire Counts bland. Alessio branched them out from being the Dracula faction to 5 different subfactions and Hav just rolled it back to the Dracula faction with some sideshow units.
Great as a tabletop standard, and 300 for a full, discontinued army (you may need extra knights tho) seems like a bargain, congrats!
Jordan Rogers
I can tell by this model alone that you got a great deal.
Angel Perry
Anyone?
Justin Hall
Alright whfb grognards. help me and yourself to get those old hammer minis back instead of complaining about how large your anus is since AoS. pic related. On facebook you need to ask for more oldhammer models. they are literraly giving you the change to have any order models in METAL even back to the first molds, and i see none of your grognards crying for lost mini posting anything.
lets go basement dwelling faggots. at least dwell with me and cool af oldhammer minis
Leo Carter
I asked for 6'th edition Empire Greatswords.
Mason Powell
I need boxes of old greatsword so bad.
Jose Brooks
Come to think of it. I stopped buying a lot of minis in 8'th edition because I hated Finecast. If they had stuck with metal I would have been buying more WHFB.
Ryan Long
I can only hope that they will listen.
Juan Bailey
...
Levi Jones
Thanks for the PDF! I think you really nailed the warhammer fantasy setting's mood and tone here. I particularly liked your take on the beastmen, and I really enjoyed how the twist at the end had plausible justification rather than being pure deus ex machina. I notice that between this and your halloween story you've really stuck to holiday themed tales. Perhaps this is constraining you more than helping? I'd be interested to see any stories you write that have year-round appeal. All in all it was a great read, and I might even send it to some of my friends who don't frequent this board.
Nicholas Nguyen
According to Lexicanum, a Gor is any beastman with horns. Thus, Ungors are in fact a variety of Gor that simply happen to have smaller horns, thinner hides, and less muscle mass. Hornless beastmen are called Brays and they're the REAL lowest of the low.
As for the ongoing "revlevant ungor" question, to me it seems like magic is the only real force for social mobility in Beastmen culture. Shamans can have a lot of influence, so why not make our Relevant Ungor a particularly powerful spellcaster who consistently slays his larger and stronger challengers using magic?
Eli Mitchell
Pat skaven.
Ryder Allen
> I notice that between this and your halloween story you've really stuck to holiday themed tales. like I said, now that they've discontinued fantasy I don't have much inclination to write for it any more. I'd already decided to write something Christmassy for Veeky Forums (as I did last year with 'A Visit From Logan Grimnar'), and I only picked a Warhammer Fantasy theme largely because I bought myself Total War: Warhammer and Vermintide for Christmas, so I've been on kind of a Warhammer Fantasy nostalgia binge recently. I miss you, Fantasy
I may have one more complete Warhammer Fantasy story laying around somewhere from a few years back. I'll see if I can dig it out tomorrow, but it's gone 4am here so I should probably get some sleep.
(also, if you read my skaven story, what did you think of it? Did I get the skaven right?)
> rather than being pure deus ex machina or was it?
Jaxson Scott
and naturally, having established that I have a trip, I fucking forget to use it.
I love that picture.
Thomas Cooper
anybody tried using Tabletop Simulator to play WHFB? seems like it could work
Ryder Wood
Can anyone give a summary of empire precautions/defenses on blackfyre pass? Lexicanium is very vauge and my wfrp 2e sourcebooks don't say anything.
Brayden Martinez
Well from what little WHFRP knowledge I have, I'd say those stats are right and proper.
Hunter Howard
I think there's at least two castles there and as many as 3 knightly orders. One specializes in mountaineering, and then there's the Knights of Sigmar's Blood, I think.
Juan Ramirez
I'm going to be featuring a conflict in my WFRP 2e game between two minor Bretonnian families.
One has a castle and modest attendant holdings, the other probably two or three castles altogether and attendant holdings.
What sort of force would it be realistic for them to field in household knights and trained yeoman?
Ryder Morgan
At this point talking to GW is like talking to an abusive boyfriend.
I'll stick to ebay
Colton Reyes
except by buying on ebay you fuel GW. go chinaman if you really want to boycott
Justin Richardson
i only i could find 40 of the first dark elf crossbowman on ebay that easily... They never show up. let alone being at a decent price.
Jacob Sanders
Yes. The most scurrilous Ungor in Drakwald once traveled north, bred with imperial women which are now the UngoL.
Luis Taylor
Those pricks are sticking me worse than GW ever did.
Benjamin Perez
Not sure if you mean real historical yeomen or Yeomen in the Bretonnian context - in the Bretonnian context, Yeomen are mounted peasants with bows and spears that act as skirmishers.
Anyway, you'll obviously get the respective nobles of the families who will fight as Knights of the Realm - possibly some Knight Errants among younger members of the family, or travelling Knights Errant looking for a good feud to prove their worth in. For one castle and modest holdings, I'd guess they'd be able to offer up six Knights of the Realm, and twelve Knights Errant. The two to three castles and attendant holdings, you'll see a number more - sixteen Knights of the Realm, and twenty Knights Errant. This is a shoddy estimate at best - really depends on the size of the families and the type of the feud, and what other families might join them.
For peasant forces, I imagine the one castle force would be able to raise up maybe thirty Men-at-Arms and thirty Archers, with the three castle force being able to raise up a little over a hundred of each - they have more holdings, and probably have more healthy peasants to draw levies from. Yeomen would not be as common as knights, but I imagine a squad of six for the one castle, a squad of twelve for the other. A lot of these guys would probably be entrusted with defending their respective castles, instead of the field.
Jason Bailey
I keep coming back to the WHFB setting, its just so fun. The problem is I could never really pick an army.
Most of them grabbed me in some way when I read the army book.
Kayden Martin
That's where mordheim comes in. Get one of each warband for the price of a single full sized army. Make sweet multi-levelled terrain. Play a campaign and watch the story form up. It's quite possibly the most fun you can have with WHFB models and lore.
Owen Taylor
I remember once a guy modelled one of his warband with a spring for a leg.
Because he lost his leg and gained the leap ability after the same battle.
Ian Powell
Really, understanding the OP isn't that fucking hard.
>Kindly no End Times or Age of Sigmar. Please go shill/troll elsewhere.
Josiah Cruz
I love the attention to detail, but it annoys me so much that it's combined with unthinned paint and poor washing.
Nicholas Brown
Huge faggot. Its about having fucking new in box oldhammer models
Charles Foster
No, its about shilling for the abusive husbando. There's an entire general dedicated to sucking GW cock and fapping over WoW-tier fluff and models. Go there. Stop shitting up unrelated threads that very kindly and respectfully ask you to not bring that shit here, already in the OP.
Easton Butler
If we want models, we'll get them from somewhere else. I don't want GW anywhere near Warhammer Fantasy again, whatwith 8th Edition, End Times, and Age of Shitmar. They went out of their way to destroy the setting and render it both confusing and unusable, seemingly to spite fans of it. Fuck GW.
Christopher Harris
what does everyone think of dryads, I really like the models
Jaxon Young
I was always interested in the more alien designs, like the ones with three eyes or asymmetrical faces.
Ethan Martinez
>mfw the dryads came out
Never wanted to play an elf army. Even elf terrorists.
Year later I bought some so convert as minor demons for a Word Bearer host.
Now that that book is outdated too and minor demons aren't even a thing anymore I dunno. Still like the models.
Carter Jackson
I fucking love that. Please, more.
>minor demons Please, tell me more, especially in how it relates to dryads.
Camden Howard
>I bought some to convert
In other words I liked the models so I bought them without having any real use for them.
Don't be a smartass. Reading the post, even with typos should make it clear what I was talking about. Especially given the context of how the other user said >I really like the models
Kevin Rodriguez
you'd love total warhammers take on them
if you insist
but I do admit anons my gf did these,I just think they are pretty neat. I absolutely adore the models for these and treeman my lord, It almost makes me wish I weren't an empire man
Gabriel Harris
To be fair here are some of those forementioned empire I liked that I've done, just took pictures of them.
Daniel Mitchell
I wasn't being a smartass, sorry. I was honestly curious. Re-reading it, I can see how it's all "Please, tell me more about this claim that is obviously bullshit", but I wasn't being a memelord.
Because dryads totally sound like something that would be a form of minor daemon.
Daniel Hall
Okay, sorry I was just pissed off already about something else when I read that.
At the risk of taking this a teensy bit off topic I intended to model them after the wordbearers badge with the flaming skullface. So I was either going to sculpt that myself by hand or do some headswaps and then add flames to the back of the minis myself. I was going to paint them like burned coal basically with flames dragging behind them.
I made this super informative infograph for illustrative purposes. In reality I just usually shop conversions I'm thinking about doing before doing them.This one would involve some sculpting though so I left it at that.