How could the eldar empire survive?

How could the eldar empire survive?

By retconning them to not be massive assholes who fuck up all the time?

Have the Harlequinns pull their grand jest to release all the Eldar souls from Slaanesh.

It didn't survive

Have them stop focusing on the future and focus on the present instead. A lot of their problems seem to stem from them focusing too much on the divinations of their seers, so they end up doing all kinds o things that fuck them or others over, in an attempt to stop something that might happen in the future.

You'd have to somehow stop excess that birthed Slaanesh.

Good luck, because super space heroin cocaine cut with the literal souls of other sapience is a hell of a drug.

Perhaps a big civil war between sane and insane eldar?

Lots of sex. But they can't have too much fun doing it

>empire
They're more like pre-unification Italy. Their empire fell a long time ago. Now they're just a bunch of disparate nations floating around through the galaxy.

By not being stubborn pricks that value their "secrets" and individual lives over the lives of millions of any other race.

Seriously, Tau and even the Imperium have offered the olive branch plenty of time for them to basically tell them to fuck off.

By not murderfucking god of excess into the world

By not being arrogant pricks and letting humanity in on their secrets since they, realistically, have the least to be fighting over. Fuck's sake.

Hopefully after the birth of Yynead this will happen, but I doubt the plot will ever progress in my lifetime after Fall of Cadia

>No flying Aspect Warrior representation, only vehicle
>No Shining Spears
>No Shadow Spectres
Why is this such a shitty representation of the Eldar?

End the civil war among the Eldar, have them reunify as they did in Warhammer.

>no muh speshul snowflake Aspect Warriors
>'only' the classic 6 that have been around forever
>shitty representation

The Empire did not.

The Eldar race barely survived because a bunch of radical outcasts decided to flee the Empire before it collapsed on itself, and these exiles are the ones who are the modern Eldar and their Corsair brethren.

The Dark Eldar are actually Eldar-Empire-Light when it comes to sadism and radicalism, because they have completely cut themselves off in the Webway. They are more cruel, but also less powerful or prone to corruption, because they have lost their active psychic abilities (though all Eldar are still "residually" psychic as a race).

TL;DR the Eldar survived because a bunch of half-crazy Space Conquistadors got out while the gettin' was good and because one of the Eldar worlds decided to pull itself into the Webway.

Having a Culture Drone follow around every single Eldar to keep them from causing problems.

Exodites are the exiles.
Craftworlds existed before the Fall and are basically gypsies and trade caravans.

>Sane
>Eldar
Pick one.

They're spess elfs. They've got plenty of juice to survive.

Their women could become Chaos Marine waifs if they get desperate.

*Waifus

The point of the setting is that you have to be a massive asshole and even with powers of divination you will still be forced into desperate unwinnable situations, that's just how bleak things are for the eldar (and humanity)

>No flying Aspect Warrior representation, only vehicle

Take the dicks out of your eyes.

>Find that shard of Ynnead, supercharge the infinity circuits and finish awaking him so he can kill Slaanesh, respawn the old gods and make Eldar a reincarnating race again.
>Harlies make good on Cegorach's Last Laugh. >Yriel and Sylandri follow through on the prophecy about resurrecting old gods and uniting the race
>Phoenix Lords accomplish their grand deeds during Rhana Dandra, possibly by assisting the other various prophecies or even becoming the crucibles for rebirthing the old gods seeing as they're walking infinity circuits.

>Let's tell the faction that have made it holy writ to wipe us out all of our secrets even though every single time we've tried to tell them anything they've attacked in response

Stupidest suggestion in the thread.