An ancient good awakens

>an ancient good awakens

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>moral values have shifted so much since the time it went to sleep that people cannot tell it apart from an ancient evil

>It sees that the world is actually pretty okay, decides "peace out niggas" and flies off into space to bring goodness to some other place

>The ancient good is baffled by this.

>everyone still goes insane and starts killing each other in madness

>middle-aged neutrality briefly stirs awake and then goes back to sleep

>the ancient good increases crop output by 700%, solving world hunger in 30 days
>big farms are outraged
>world war 3 starts over food hoarding

>every player receives a 30% XP boost

>>the ancient good increases crop output by 700%, solving world hunger in 30 days
>soon reports of cancer increases of 700% start streaming in
>7 years later, mankind is replaced by intelligent tumours
>they create a perfect utopia

Evil means don't justify Good ends.

That's like the first lesson in not falling.
Did you even attend Paladin school?