Is your BBEG a real villian?

Is your BBEG a real villian?

Well uh technically nah

He uses a lot of different disguises, but never managed to catch a good guy, like (for instance) a real superhero.

BBEG is basically just a dude who suffered a lot, whose back is in the corner, and when his people are about to be wiped out he goes "Fuck it, I'm taking you all with me" and tries to end the world

Has he ever done a TPK, like some real murderhobos?

Nah.... Nah...

ALRIGHT

Starting off the new year with shitposting.
Classy.

I can see I'll have to TEACH you how to write... VILLAINS!

>Now listen closely...

>Here's a little lesson, in DMery
>This will be remembered by Veeky Forums
>If you want to play a villain number one
>You have to slay adventurers on the run
>Just follow my guide
>And leave players clues
>Be careful not to make a Mary Sue

>No! Not an edgelord!

>Now look at this hook
>That I just wrote
>When I say "go"
>Be ready to throw!

>Throw it at the players, not other DMs!
>Ugh, let's try something else

>Now watch, and learn
>In this tomb
>They'll fumble and trip
>This explosive rune!

>AH HA - *gasp*
>WHAT WAS THE DC?

>Dun - dun dunulu duh duh duh dun
>Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh
>WE ARE NUMBER ONE

screencap this!

Now I kinda wanna make a bard based on Robbie in my upcoming campaign.

>POSTING IN EPIC THREE-HOUR-LONG SAMEFAGGING

>"We are number one" but the DM rolls a nat20 everytime they say one.

Include me in the screencap

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>is your BBEG a true villain?
I like to imagine she trains her henchmen to this song.

You forgot the killer sax solo!
GODDAMMIT

Nah, he just wants to use all of the ley lines in the world at once so he can ascend and become PURGE MAGICAL ENERGY... at the cost of millions of lives.

>Now look at this Iron Cage
>That I just found
>When I say go
>Be ready to throw!
>Go!

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>Throw it at the players, not other DMs
Would be better if it was
>Throw it at the PCs not the DMPC

Have a cap

Oh for fuck's sake: lemmie edit this a bit.

>eye-searing default colours
Have a better cap

Screencapped for all your viewing pleasure.

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kind of want to sing this