"Reasons for concern" thread

> Our next campaign will be dark fantasy. I've just watched Game of Thrones, and it's nothing like I've ever seen before.

Does he have a degree in history?

>You will play pre-generated. Character at first.
>You can play with your own character later on.
>You can create them in advance, but not play them.
>I will introduce your PC as NPC first.
>It's for the story's sake.

>I'll roll one attack to hit all of you, since rolling four times will bog the game down

Bait.

>Our next game will be *insert setting name*, but I changed few things and now it's more interesting. What was changed? I can't tell, it's surprise.

>All caster party
"We've got room for a martial."

>We'll be using Pathfinder and the campaign will be inspired by this flavor-of-the-month anime

>What's your maximum HP again?
>asks the DM as he starts rolling damage dies

>GM believes dark & edgy automatically means realism
>Villains get impossible amounts of success & plot armor for even the most stupid of plans just because they're villains
>They can do shit like tax their population 1000% of their income each day without somehow starving everyone to death, get people to quit or otherwise ruin the economy