CONTEST

Crypto rap battle
Best rap wins 50 OMG
YOU HAVE 2 hours GO!!

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I buy dem crypto,
Ya'll should see my crib yo,
Shooting up Testo,
Moving from Fresno,
To mo'fucking cyber space,
Laughing about dem gays
On /biz
People here drinking piss
But I still like them for holding my bags,
OK bye gonna have robosex

OP is a twink
he is a 100 percent in link
forever bitcoins cum he will drink
how low can OP sink
what a stinky, stinky link

Let me yell ya that It was just last week when OPs bitch gave peek and I found out his bank was weak
Then showed her my folio while she guided my dick in her booty hole

OKAY -queue beat guy with hat in back-
Buying Link like a twink, while I spank his mom with my sausage link.
Tired of holding my bags, while I am tired of people calling me, rags to riches.
Go buy at the ATH, and lose all your profits. BITCH
-I was high so that should give me extra points for extra roleplaying.

Lambo gang Lambo gang Lambo gang Lambo gang Lambo gang Lambo gang

yo ma name is yung crypto
new to the game
but i triple my money in a week though

i be shilling on reddit to the masses
going on and on about Link
how its gonna get them all houses

then i come to /biz to wind down
but all i see
1 clown 2 clown 3 clown 4

Tell yo bitch get on my dick
Tell her my name rick
Tell yo bitch i got a columbian brick
after im done ima give her the flick

Lambo gang Lambo gang Lambo gang Lambo gang Lambo gang Lambo gang

Sold my soul to the devil
in all the gains ima revel

Nigger nigga nigga nigga link

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Linkie gang, Linkie gang, Linkie gang, Linkie gang, Linkie gang, Linkie gang, Linkie gang, Linkie gang, Linkie gang, Linkie gang, Linkie gang, Linkie gang, Linkie gang, Linkie gang, Linkie gang, Linkie gang,

Now this is a story all about how
My balance got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how my chainlink disappeared into thin air.

i like my coffee black like my women when i fap
like one twentieth of the time

CONTINUE?

yo check it
started with a grand and now im rich
sold all my bags just to fuck your bitch
bought back in and i did it again
i even buy some shitcoins every now and then
this shits so i easy i just bought my third car
why the fuck arent you niggas in xmr?
i could keep on rapping but i gotta quit
cause i gotta hop on binance and catch this dip

Best one

I want wiggers to leave my Veeky Forums

damn nigga you on fire homez

Now just last month, on my favorite board
found this coin was really adored
so I says to myself yo I wanna make it rain
I went all in, me figured it was a no-brain

>Yo, I’m da best mayne. I deed it
>......

This is actually very good.

now every day and every night
I check the price just to feel alright
the coin is there and it just won't move
I say niggers whatsup of this I disapprove

I got 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8

Bitcoin in my wallet dog (on God)

thanks op

Are you going to be delivering op?
I have some fresh rhymes I want to share with y'all

I like to beat my meat
On my finance, I cheat
Yeah I got dat bitcoin, yeah I got dat good good
Sittin here at tradin and I got a little chubby
And right now I am missin my little bubby
You be seein me in dat lambo,
You be seein me with dat bitcoin

Nice

I got the bag, i flip and then i tumble it
This ain't no fad, you slipped now you fumbled it
I'm Harvard grad, FUD LINK till we crumble it
Buy up all the slag, my name you just mumbled it
My shitcoin just went viral
Yours in downward spiral
My bitch think you a typa fool
Your bitch in my mining pool
We laugh at u and are kinda cruel
Now I pack her out like a mule
Now she carry my baby too
Now I owe support, still living like Midas
Your Ls pay for my court, now no one can find us

Buy high sell low
catch the dip oh no
arbitrage got me holdin bags of crypto
waiting for the moon
just catching meme's
all of my dollars just fading dreams

I ain’t gettin’ nothing in live
Try meddlin’ with them whales and understanding their games,
Dreams of being an alphamale and getting them gains,
Everyday i wish i would die
I’m never gonna make it cause i’m lacking them brains,
Never fall for FOMO or FUD so much i understand,
But every call i make seems to never blow up
Never go up, never bring me closer to making it, shit,
Never bring me closer to buying an asian bitch,
Never bring me closer to snortin’ cocaine off of her clit,
JUST is the shit i got to handle with
Man i just really wished i would die
So i could already say my goodbyes
To everyone that i like
Saying goodbye to this shitty game where so many die,
Who had nothing and never been able to rise
But one day i promise you i will make it, for you guys,
For every soul that has died because of some shit in their lives,
For every nigger that works so their kid doesn’t die
Man i promise you i won’t look down on you guys
The only thing that matters in live is the will to stand at the top
And everybody who works hard for that can never be stopped
This world isn’t fair and it never was
But if everybody respects those who got the same flame in their heart
To do everything so them and their kids can be proud
Then this world is never going down even if it get’s scared

i could see this being played on the radio next summer

This is a good thread

My vote

>c

This is good too

I can't rap I just want OMG
nigga nigga nigga
just give it to me

Went to the city to get some action
150k,
unconfirmed transaction.

Hey user buy some drinks for ladies , shall you?
Are you crazy bitcoin is only store of value.
every normal functioning human,
knows that for transaction is stellar lumens.


There is one extra thing you should know
Buy high sell low,
that is how it goes.

If it does not work, have no doubt,
you cannot cash out anyway in real life.

Omisego
0xf3b700480cf77904a24e6fe176b0dbf2d5d50409

aight here it is

YO GRAB DA BOTTLE
It's going down time to hodl
I wanna sell, but ain't tryna shake my pony tails
So instead I stay in bed and bust all over fairy tales
Thinking of ways that I can off myself,
"Goddamn that's up 3 times, I could've held"
yo not tryna wagecuck, just have my dick sucked
Lambos in space, girls of every race
Keeping up the pace with the big boys flaunting fame
It's all a game, and these points I be pullin
But who am I foolin? I got Small gains
And they overshadowed by whales rulin
Now normies comin in bringing the crypto space to ruins
Got the rope tighter now and in a bit I'll be coolin

I like this one

You see that nigga
yeaaaah I'm that nigga
believe that nigga

aawwwww yeahh nigga
nigga nigga nigga nigga
nigga nigga nigga nigga

I am going all in nigga
spend my gains on bling and rims nigga
I ain't nothing but a gibs nigga

awww yeahh nigga
nigga nigga nigga nigga
nigga nigga nigga nigga

this too

A cryptic evolution
breaking chains like illusions
wealth transfer, revolution
from byzantine institutions
Move wealth like Wells Fargo
Then chip 'em up, like Fargo
Normies gettin in,
I'm dumping on em like cargo

I only look at market caps.

this ones pretty good too

satoshi be my name, btc my game
lamboland is nothing but a hodl game

money bag money bag money bag
btc neva inflate
money bag money bag money bag
btc neva inflate

shoulda bought it 09, shoulda mined it in 10


im garbage .

Sick of waking every day
To trade daylight for fiat pay
I finally see a better way
Yeah cryptos are here to stay.

Normies don't realize
That the future will materialize
Decentralized computing
Prying open our sleeping eyes

There's no way to disguise
From the ruling elite's enterprise

This emerging power
Will light the way through our darkest hour
Governments turning sour
Trying to devour
Our last stand for true freedom
Protests barely work
This is how we beat 'em

Soon they'll have no choice
But to stop trying to silence truth's voice.
They'll merge into the blockchain
To create a universal super-brain.
Then all will have the chance to reclaim
Their birthright back from a system going insane.

0xF5CDe14577228Da34bDC0898F30E1a46c8D2c57f
Eth Address

*scarred

50 omisego got me all queasy yo
having the right coins ain't easy yo
Ripple got me fucked up since biz told me it ain't decentralized
but then I realized I got other coins like Lumen making me fuming
I aint got more
grabbing the 44 at .4
Golem got me horney
trying to float the Waves on my 420
mill Ark boat while I Chainlink it to whatever island I feel
problem solved
Stop the Enjin
I have one Request before you get reqt make sure to make a safe bet
Dash your way over to delta
Grab that Blockcat before I melt ya
You can place your Eth on it
Factom
I'm on the Verge of finding the next moon mission
Tezos or EOS?
Fuck it I got my Status up
I know BTC maxamists are haten
Since I aint talkin about the great one
But I like taking Lisks son
you Basic Attention whore
0x0a6eafa76c63925b28e300a864521b22c5da6fac

This isn’t rap faggot
Sounds like LINKin park

remember 2013,
The lowest it's ever been
Now all crypto is skyrocketing
and you wish you could have a time machine
NEETs bought early
you're buying late
No-one can determine the fate
of that 10k you invested,
in all the shitcoins shilled as bait
Your pink wojaks are great.


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I'm /cryptorich/.

*Beat for 4 bars*

I'm /cryptorich/

*Beat for 4 bars*

Used to sit back and just HODL
Now Bitcoin is going Full Throttle
Got 10 bitches all of them Models
Give Nocoiners the Baby Bottle

Check out my dank Crypto Vault
You ain't holdin and it's all your fault
Startin' to smell lots of salt
I'll make you bleed like you're an alt

Bitches be after my Crypto
When the feds come around we just tiptoe
You ain't a whale you a hippo
I aint seein you buyin that dip tho

Niggas can't catch all these gains
My Green Candles be leavin' some stains
Run up in yo' BCash like a Train
I'm a Big guy for You like I'm Bane

That's an awfully hot red candle dump

Listen...

I'm an old veteran of the crypto sphere
Been in the game longer than most the kids here
I'm spitting these rhymes to really make you think
About this one platform that we call chain-LINK

The smart contract concept really is bold
But it still needs a connection to the real world
OLD! That's what centralized oracles are
Someone needs to come and raise the bar

Decentralized, trustless, fast and secure
Sergey is the man with the oracle cure
Passionate and smart, that's who he is
ChainLink is a project you don't wanna miss

He had a talk at SIBOS and then partnered with SWIFT
Releasing the mainnet will cause a major shift
Industries save money, crypto goes mainstream
This is what he wanted, this is Sergey's dream

You're getting weak handed, that much I can tell
If you're such a coward, then go ahead and sell
This is a revolution, next level of blockchain
I'm willing to hold, wait, push through all the pain

You're a short term thinker, just a gambling stinker
Losing funds on shitcoins, weak willed like a drinker

I'm a Chad investor, you're a virgin jester, just wait a little while, less than a semester

You'll be sitting in a corner, like a good cuck dumbo
While I'm banging models in my newest Lambo

Yo, there's OP - his
Palms are sweaty, hands weak
ChainLink bags are heavy
There's semen on his jeans already
He's nervous, NEET worthless and petty -
He's autistic and ready
To sell low - oh hell no, there's no profit he's getting -
Oh!
Times up over plow!
He sold low and it's over now!
Snap back to reality
Wagecucking and faggotry -

go back to worldstarhiphop and refreshing blockfolio from your Metro PCS phones wherever you came from you fucking coons

...

Should I trade or should I hold now
tewnewnewnewnewnewneeew
(repeat)


Pay me

This is my eth address btw, just in case. I'm going to sleep.

0x774aa385fb2c8a72bd619f282d07cd5beb6f28c6

crypto's make the hoes pusys hose

you will always be a flat nosed fat-lipped lactose intorelant melon eating coon. Go back to where you came from and stay there

Beat you to it earlier today broski

You must be all in on Salt.

>I'll make you bleed like you're an alt
10/10

Lmao this nigga savage

Ya u see me, Im grabbing my groin

Cause I got a fat stack of Bitcoin, yuh

Yo girl, she up in my bed
She say send me an eth n il give u head, yuh

So I sent her 2,
now I get Dem brain Nigga fuck you

I'm the best,
more coins than the rest,
Just Put me to the test

You say I'm gay
Well hey, you might be
But not my TA

You might say I'm whack
Crypto us just like crack
On my hard drive only, green wojack
Big stack

You can't kill me
Only way I die is if I lose my private key

fuck me this is really good user, you have talent

Oh, cool, I get to expand on a previous post by like fourfold. Here goes.

In this hustle, I ain't even gotta kill for the guap, mayne
I'm 'bout to make a couple mil off the blockchain,
Baby boomers ain't too thrilled 'cause their stocks lame,
While these channers chase the wheels and some hot dames.
I'm on that Veeky Forums and rhymin' multi-syllabic,
Flexin' on 'em with the crypto like it's fully elastic
Don't buy high or sell low, whether GDAX or Binance,
I need to turn a profit, I got these stacks in my plans.

I ain't got no motherfucking brains
That's why I fucked your chain, you kike motherfuckers
Take hashes
8mb block Size, crypto killers
Take hashes
You know who the chinkest is
We mine it too
Take hashes, take hashes

First off, fuck your coin and the chain you claim
big blocks when we ride, come equipped with gainz
You claim to be a currency, but jihan fucked your wife
We clog ya mempool, transactions stuck for life
lightning trying to see me, corporate coins I rip
Blockstream and ZOG machine some cucked -ass bitches
We keep on shillin while we killin small block jews
Steady mining, keep on switching over pools
You know the rules
Lil' blockers go ask your users how I'll leave you
fill your mempool up, leave you in pending, wait never ending.

B Core, don't fuck around with austist chinks
Quick to scale your shitty chain to GB's
So fuck fees! I'll let them miners know it's on for life
Don't let the big blocks ride tonight haha
Bcore murdered on gdax and killed
Fuck with gooks and get your chain stealed
You know

See, scale your blocks when you see Bcucks
jews are fucked when they see Bcucks, oh
Who dumped me, but you whales didn't finish
Now you about to feel the wrath of an autist
Nigga, I scale 'em up

3000 LINK for the faggot who takes one of the good posts here and turns them into a real song.

im that leet pajeet down the street cucking wallst with the eth funded braphog fleet
ridin green candles thiccer than vitaliks cortical sheet
rest in peace to petite peep
beep beep, thats just my daily moon alert, sweet
oops, made another 10x, had another 10 sex, phatter stacks than vinay guptas chin flaps
stinky linky, big fat chinky, yakuza, triad, all small dinky
white man pride, usa number 1, dragons live forever

bogpill hottie, zog cant stop me
bogpill hottie, zog cant stop me
bogpill hottie, zog cant stop me

bright green bugatti on deck, 4k projector with hentai 24/7 on deck, cover the haters in eagle sperm
we out here

shout outs to ytcracker and wickedfire

send money here, biztards btfo, the golden dolphincoin rapgod pawned he rap bags all up on ya deeper than confido: 0x4877ed4d97bacb5a45208975b52d25e25f44657a

crypto make me sad, i cry
see them green candles, i buy
think one day this ship's going to fly,
refresh my blockfolio, i die

crypto make me sad, i cry
see them green candles, i buy
think one day this ship's going to fly,
refresh my blockfolio, i die

ripple gang ripple gang ripple gang ripple gang ripple gang ripple gang ripple gang

(cont)

Mo' Nero Less Problems
The IRS can't fuckin Stop him
Pump up your shitcoin then I'll drop 'em
Blow up the Blockchain like I'm Moslem

Shout out to my mans Fluffy Pony
He's gettin' fat while you stay bony
All the faggot shitcoins are all phonies
Got my glock give me all yo Satoshis

You're just a whore Pump n' Dump
Fuck you like a bitch in your rump
Green skyscrapers you got red stumps
Stack money like I'm Donald Trump

Cashed out now I'm livin in Times Square
Gettin' mansions while you worryin' bout Healthcare
I be makin mills while you on Welfare
I'm the Freshest Prince like I'm from Bel Air

kek'd irl

(wasn't sure if I'd make any more before the time limit)

Gather your coins, folks, and hop on the rocket
Bankers callin' it a bubble, but they're not gonna stop it.
We're on a mission to the moon, while those bitchin' little goons
Runnin' scared because they'll have some competition pretty soon.
So wagecucks unite, we're gonna make bucks tonight,
You know we're all sick and tired of gettin' facefucked for life.
Chase the cryptocurrency, you'll be takin' control
Got that money in my wallet, and I'm makin' it swole.

they act like they big tho
we know they aint shit bro
i'll sit back and slip slow
still invest into crypto

On a rocket to the moon but i am gonna pass it
change my name to Ripple the way i'm rising from the ashes
Got that Neo got that GAS stacking in my cabin
your brain won't ever load, guess i'll call you Kraken

i keep flowing i keep goin
these trees growin im tree blowin
these big boys like bitcoin
you're not shit, you're shit coin

0x211ac6e6961c296b47430d69c37ab1ccd86b8b29

It'll take me a half hour but I can do it right now, are you serious bout this nigger?

if I like it then yes

How about a 70's inspired country ballad full of love, loss, and big ole moons?

A Moon State of Mind (The Charts Hip Hop)
By 2coins
A Rap
Yeah, yeah
Ayo, Veeky Forumsboys, it's time.
It's time, Veeky Forumsboys (aight, Veeky Forumsboys, begin).
Straight out the huge dungeons of rap.

The moon drops deep as does my hen.
I never sell, 'cause to sell is the bro of den.
Beyond the walls of gains, life is defined.
I think of profit when I'm in a moon state of mind.

Hope the tune got some troon.
My boon don't like no dirty balloon.
Run up to the spoon and get the swoon.

In a moon state of mind.
What more could you ask for? The massive moon?
You complain about OP.
I gotta love it though - somebody still speaks for the spoon.

I'm rappin' to the charts,
And I'm gonna move your parts.

Low, high, pink, like a rocket
Boy, I tell you, I thought you were a pocket.

I can't take the OP, can't take the wallet.
I woulda tried to buy I guess I got no swallet.

I'm rappin' to the parts,
And I'm gonna move your charts.

Yea, yaz, in a moon state of mind.

When I was young my bro had a socket.
I waz kicked out without no docket.
I never thought I'd see that sprocket.
Ain't a soul alive that could take my bro's pickpocket.

A fast coin is quite the loin.

Thinking of profit. Yaz, thinking of profit (profit).

holy hit this one's awesome

I set up an OMG wallet. Address is 0x3dfbb13348ee3b7ea922a3549ae398bf73a6a822

lil paul?

ok give me a sec

verse 2:

just cashed out 50k while you sit and pray
hoping you can make it cause you sit around all day
by the end of this verse ill double my gains
i dont give a fuck about your coinbase pains
normies out here lookin for some hope
while real mothefuckers using coins for some dope
sold all my bags to your mom and pops
all while i was fucking your sister in some gucci flip flops
shits too easy got too much in my head
but why keep going when I could be making bread

My wallet
0xdd468bf7fcbf89d1828b0ae5a09d52a2df356769

I'm taking a stab at mine. Working on a simple backing track already.

inb4 >I meant one of the good posts

Crypto
Veeky Forumsmo
Turn all the keys
Turn out the honeys
With that bitcoin money

Hold up, lemme holla
Fuck the US dolla,
Got my crypto money,
Rollin like a baller.

Got some stacks in MANA,
ADA, and even in IOTA,
I've got bitches from Ghana,
All the way to Minnesota.

I've got a rig down south,
In a place called Juarez,
Shit's cheaper there,
And fuck the IRS,

Get your shit straight,
I'm a fucking tycoon,
Buckle up, motherfucker,
We're shootin for the moon!!!

uhh uh
yo
i know you niggas AINT ready for diss un'

uh uh

yo...

how you bitches sleep on dis...
suckin chad and fall into his crib... ,bitch....
you know i know im rockin the mcrib..

mcdonalds 8 12 6
and im scraping it to live
damn...

i dont got thaat much to give...
0 guap account
and you know that, thats a triv
uh....

user quitcha playin..
how oftern u finna promise me
that u finna get riiich? (riiich)
(uhhh..)
pay my loans off
and suppa size my tits? (tiiits)
(uhhh...)
im tired of your broke ass
imma let chad scratch that itch (itch)


hoe.. (hoe..)


u aint kno of my fuckin levels..
im holdin the greatest fuckin thing
that anyone can peddle (shillllllllll)
the petals left off a golden speckle
im holdin the keys
to the motherfuckin kennel..

let the dogs run and ill be
free of my terrible treble (howl)
thats right bitch.. you know im holdin up a medal...

UH...

im holdin LINK (link)
LINK (link) LINK (link)
LINK
AND I STINK (stink)
STINK (stink) STINK (stink)
STINK x2
BUT DONT EVEN SWEAT ...

I KNOW ITLL WORK OUT ...

SERGEYS MY NIGGA AND HE
LIVING LIKE MY SOUNDCLOUD...


ITS GOT A FEW FOLLOWERS..
12 IF IM BRAGGIN...

EASY TO REMEMBER
THE PRICE OF A LINK WAGON


I SWEAR MY SHIT OBESE
LIKE THE NOTCH ON HIS TROUSERS
ONCE HE BRING A SPEECH
ITLL LEAVE A DENT IN YOUR BROWSERS

IMMA RIDE THE WAVE OF
SOMET'IN MUCH LOUDER
AND MAYB THEY'LL TURN THE
HEAT BACK ON IN MY SHOWER

PLEASE JUST BELIEVE ME
ILL BE SITTIN ON THE MOON
WHILE U NIGGAS SING ME
THAT BROKE ASS TUNE x2

PLEASE JUST BELIEVE ME I DONT WANT TO FUCKIN SCREECH
PLEASE JUST RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

MOMMY IM BOUTTA THE BLEACH

red candle for like five days i knew it you a redditfag. making satoshis overnight bizfag you guesses right.

Selling on green and buying on that dip, you better watch a player when he’s busy and he spits, that dream house is coming, I can already see my crib, btc kids tryina’ hate, that ltc does that itch go, yo.

This guy is a legend and has my vote

youtube.com/watch?v=SnJ1T6vV-x8

These bags are heavy, increase slow butsteady,
green candles on my charts already, moon mission ready,

He's FUDDing, but on the surface he looks cozy to hodl these bags, but he keeps on FOMOing, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Sergey's just Justed me, AHHHH there goes my gains again, AHHHHH there goes my Lambo dream

hands down this is the best

>Hold up, lemme holla
>Fuck the US dolla,

lmao, this is fantastic

kek'd

Actually trying to rap it, I realized how clumsy some parts are and how I'd change it, but screw it, it's the best I could do in such a short amount of time. Also I'm a Slav and English is my second language, so it doesn't roll so well. If anyone wants to tip a real poorfag like myself, I'd appreciate it.

vocaroo.com/i/s1AUJm86IpKD

0x774aa385fb2c8a72bd619f282d07cd5beb6f28c6

It's a yes from me.

Lol fuck

off to get that crypto cash, i might have fucked it pretty bad
i bought it high and sold it flat, now less than what i started at,
the FOMO got me pretty bad, i panic sold then bought it back,
higher than the first time on advice to try recover that,
got me feeling like a twat, got me writing shitty raps
for Veeky Forums so i can try and keep my mind off being broke and fat
struggling to HODL and on top of all dolla stack-
-ing dreams i tried to scheme but seems the market had another plan.

j/k

Hahaha, good

Made an Actual Rap

Lambo Gang by Lil Pump n' Dump

vocaroo.com/i/s1AIVwk7Xng0


BTC Adress:
1C7pspoKjJuqhQXGJWtXRuMuYhfeTGXZag

kek guys the contest ended an hour ago you know OP is larping as usual right?