CYOA /cyoag/

"Authors are for waifu'ing" edition.

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Shoot, forgot the real CYOA !

Is it gay if you claim an author as your waifu, but later it turns out that this particular author is actually male?

Since all authors are women, no.
Even our two gay authors are actually women.

WHICH THREAD DO WE USE AAAAAAH

THIS ONE

Why can't we start a new thread properly for once?

The other thread is older, so let's go there.

So I was recently a dumbo and Had my half my computer killed on nye. My hard drive being one of them.

Anyone have that "space abduction" one. Its an all black background. MULTIPLE pages and each race has 2 options. But I cant seem to find it.

One of the parts* killed.

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Why can't you start a new thread properly for once?

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Highlander is legitimately a gay woman though. Though Quiet is gay and into traps.

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This one?

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I did start a new thread without any issue a number of times. The reason I didn't do it now is because I'm not always here to do so.
How hard is it to check if someone made a new thread before you, anyway?

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I don't believe you. Did "she" post pics?

Another working prototype of the SW CYOA

Added a "ship" section and started on "quests and obligations"

Tell me what you think

I'm a guy

Do it moar or quit crying.
You're why we can't have nice things. Why you gotta be so un-nice?

That was definatly it. Thank you. Have one of my other Faves. Though it is mos likely outdated.

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Wish you'd stop posting this shit every thread. No one is posting builds for it.

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Just for you, user, I'll do my best.
But you're wrong. The reason we can't have nice things is just that some people lack even the capability to make threads on a Sumerian clay tablet forum.

>stop posting cyoas in a cyoa thread

I never understood this attitude.

After this is mystery.

secret box whatever

What's the effective distance for psychic powers? I'm guessing relatively close line of sight since they're suppose to be minor.
How do talents compare to skills?

Just how hard would it be to acquire more Reichardt 6 grenades?

It's a waste of space to post the same cyoa over and over and over and over when it gets 0 builds. It's tedious to look at and have to bypass every single time.

Teach me senpai

>stop posting this every thread
>the only CYOAs I've posted in the past week is Most Wanted in this and the last thread
>and TT this thread

Nice try, autist.

This is the old, outdated version.

It's a waste of space to post the same arguments over and over when it gets 0 results, but that hasn't stopped you.

I Was afraid so.

But we have unlimited space, every time a thread goes 404 or autosages, we can just make another one.

Background
>The Darkness; Free Floating Drone

Little Things...
>Forever Alone (x4) (+2000 Credits)
>I don't need no Governa's dalla! (x10) (-4000 Credits)
>Knee-Breaker (+1000 Credits)
>Harbinger (+1000 Credits)
>Philosophical Aspects (+200 Credits)
>Decadent (+200 Credits)
>Can't Wake Up Inside (+500 Credits)
>Minor (+500 Credits)

Skills, Perks & Traits
>Silver tongue
>Religious Studies
>Biological Adept
>Advanced Tech Understanding
>Ethereal Mastery (Supernal Magic)
>Field Leader: Acanthus
>Adokori
>Fourth Wall Awareness
>Poetic
>AI Expert
>TechnoMage
>Mechanical Adept
>Mathematical Genius
>Explorer

Clothing
>Traveller Leathers Upgrade
>Tartan Cloak (50)
>Traveller's Medinah Scarf (100)

Weapons
>Yuta Brace Upgrade 1
>Bolter Pistol (400)
>Weapon Enhancements (Ammunition Variants) (435)
>Knick-knacks
>Pegs
>Basic Survival Kit
>Basic Bag
>ID Card
>Hover Bike
>Mechanical Transfusion
>Magical Protection Vestments (485)
>Witching Bottle (505)
>Psychic Paper (525)
>Multiversal Timekeeper (575)
>Mathery Travellers Encyclopedia Vol 1-8324 (595)
>Overclocked Telken-Chip (1095)
>Abstracted Shoggoth Minor (1195)
>Bottomless Bag (1295)
>Internal Sustenance Model (1495)
>Universal Traveller Markers (1505)
>Ring of Dispel (1655)
>Traveller Corpse Soap (1705)
>Spirit Bonding Charms (1805)
>Low Level Adrig Manipulator (1825)
>Spirit Walk Components (2025)
>24HR Multi-Reality News Feed (2045)
>Internal Weaponry Module (2345)
>Muscle Memory Modules (2645)
>Organ Replacement (Mechanical brain ) (2695)
>Gene-Mod Equipment (3195)
>Shattered Yith Conscious (3395)
>Custom Period Clothes (4000)

You mean like the Meta CYOAs, the inevitable lewd CYOAs, anything by Italics, Monster Hunter, anything about picking an author, the Shipfu CYOA, Angel/Devil Roommate, etc?

Factions
>True Travelers

Covenants
>The Temple of Great Holy Light

Allies
>Captain Grahm, Explorer of the Deep

Home District
>Free Traveller- The Road Never ends ...

Hubworlds
>Free Traveler

Panic Buttons
>The God

Singularity-seeking ego that found himself lost after crossing one too many Pandora gates
While alone out there in the void, messing around in VR coupled with deep meditation and a few psychotic breaks helped him take his first baby steps towards magic while also giving him some new perspectives on reality

Treats bodies the same way others treat clothes/vehicles and has biomorphs ranging from human+ to tyranid bio-horrors and even stranger forms. His synthmorphs have just as much variety. Keeps them in his bag of holding for quick switching
Likes to be infuriatingly vague/cryptic/poetic in both word and action when around non-travellers. Finds this hilarious but is more straightforward with travellers around

Vacillates between long stretches of unapologetic hedonism and introspection/meditation on the myriad truths of the multiverse. Often tries to combine both behaviors but so far remains unsuccessful. Is much better at mixing his scientific and magical aptitudes
Suffers from incurable wanderlust and exploring the multiverse will always be his main driving force. Deepening his scientific/ethereal knowledge comes a close second
Can be convinced to stay in one place to fight or hang out for a while but will grow bored/restless eventually and move on
Even so, can always be counted on to have your back though not always in a very straightforward fashion

Charges
>Fraud (Pitch Man, Fool Me Once & Expert Seduction)

Drawbacks
>Public Enemy, Compulsion, Notorious

Expert Talents(3)
>Charm, Bluffing, Strategy

Advanced Talents(8)
>Diplomacy, Chameleon, Disguise, Hacking, Science, Small Unit Tactics, Escape, Piloting

Basic Talents(9)
>Small Arms, Evasion, Acrobatics, Flight, Biomechanics, Mechanics, Leadership, Explosives, Driving

Perks
>Psychic, Augmented, Experienced, Storied Past

Weapons
>Reichardt 6, Polaris, Guide Book

Cybernetics
>Ocular Implant, Dermal Transplant, Neural Enhancer, Cardiac Regulator, Respiratory Bypass, Refined Digestion, Audial Implant, Vocal Modifier, Cosmetics

Crew Equipment
>Combat Stims, Fake ID, Wardrobe

Ship
>Explorer with Cloak, EMP Shielding & Sensors

Location
>Independent

Pursuer
>Melanie Krauss & Amy Robbins

Crew
>Amelia Young (Engineer)
>Leah Easton (Muscle)
>Hector Park (Muscle)
>Luisa Ossani (Hacker/Drone Support)
>Sila Demir (Infiltrator)
>Sarah Jolly (Combat Medic)
>Erlea Barrios (Support Face)

Were you born stupid? Traveller has been in every thread since before December, regardless of if you posted it or not.

First time I've posted this argument. For the fact that others have means they too are tired of that crap.

Yeah ship and sda's waifu cyoa has gotten old too. People should try posting older cyoas that new people may not have seen. MH just got updated so of course it's going to get talked about and posted.

Is everyone so braindead that all they can post is the same old shit over and over and over and over? Small wonder these threads become nothing but shitposting.

What cyoas aren't waste of space dear God-emperor of cyoa-general?

Probably cyoas you have never heard about, because its too underground.

Try anything that hasn't been posted in awhile. Try any new content. Try cyoas people actually talk about and post builds. You have a brain, use it.

Unrepentant conman, thief, mercenary, shadowrunner, etc. I'm the party mastermind, face, pre-run hacker and pilot. Picked these mostly cause those are the roll I like most, but also cause I trust no one else to do them but me(Piloting especially). Ideally, I want to be let in through the front doors, led to the prize by the owner themselves, Have them hand me everything I want on a silver platter all the while thinking what a sucker I am. This means I'm all about knowing as much as possible about the job as well as the world I live in(that's where being a hacker and having the guide come in) and having as many options/plans/back-up plans/contingencies available to me as possible(all that ware, the bombs and the stims that I can make more of). If I'm doing it right, my ship should never see combat that isn't on my terms and a foregone conclusion.

For my companions, seeing as I'm not the gun-fu type, I picked loyal muscles that'll do what I tell them, when I tell them. It'll be a point of pride to make sure they stay relatively bored on the job and Erlea can hopefully help ease Leah softly into her inevitable breakdown as well as reign in Amelia and her ego. And when she's not being team mom, she's also there to be where I'm not and make sure the plan goes off smoothly. Luisa is our on-the-job hacker and drone specialist and Sila gets into the places whose doors I can't have others gladly open for me. Sarah is my back-up muscle and is useful when shit hits the fan.

No CYOA is a waste of space. I was just pointing out that using builds as an indicator is pointless because half the shit posted never gets builds.

I'm honestly hoping to have a pretty interesting relationship with my pursuers or at least with Melanie. I'm thinking someone who's almost always caught in the middle of some scheme or other I've got going, even when she manages to capture me(Especially then with it all being according to keikaku, or a bluff). I'll even leave her nicely wrapped consolation prizes in my wake or in her way(infamous, monstrous and unrepentant fugitives and criminals mostly) or manipulate her into solving some pretty fucked up situations. It'll be pretty funny to have her superiors calling to congratulate her about yet another heroic deed/capture only to remind her again that she's there to capture me and my crew, not save/fix the universe.

why don't you post them?

And it's 99% common reposts, so big surprise there. Lurkers might find something good if people posted other cyoas instead of the same crap every damn thread.

Here's something that hasn't been in a cyoag thread yet.

Ishtar+Demeter forever

I do and just did. Why don't you post some that haven't been seen in some time and contribute too?

I can't control what people make build for God-emperor of cyoa-general. Only you know Oh wise one.

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You can stop being part of the problem, oh smarmy, dense one.

>Netscape
>Corel draw

I don't give a fuck about Africa.

Yeah guys, only post new content. We have an infinite supply of those.

I'd probably go MS-Dos for the ability to find stuff and teleporting around and Corel Draw.

The Sim one is really tempting though as any land you build on you now own.

Liiife in Kenya, zabadeezabada

How am I being a problem Oh Lord? I wish nothing but to please (You).
I am too afraid of upsetting (You) by posting a cyoa that is a waste of space.
How dare thee speak in such ill manner of our Lord!!! Thou shallt not post unless to sacrifice OC to our Lord!!

> Horn of Africa
If you're gonna shitpost, do it properly.

Man I got SOoo butthurt that someone dissed posting my angel/devil waifu cyoa that imma make me some stupid statements.

Repostin build

>Charges
Lewd Behavior, Expert Seduction

>Talents
Expert- Charm, Improvised Weapons, Empathy
Advanced- Survival, Science, Strategy, EVA, Small Arms, Stealth
Basic- Anthropology, Explosives, Melee, Stamina, Maintenance, Internal Defense, Tracking, Languages, Medicine

>Perks
Budget Cuts, Fully Manned

>Equipment
Lukashenko E17, Intruder, Polaris, Guide Book, Skeletal Reinforcement, Cardiac Regulator, Respiratory Bypass, Audial Implant, Multi-Tool Arm Replacement

>Crew Equipment
EVA suits, Weaponry, Wardrobe

>Ship
Unknown

>Ship Extras
Hydroponics, Sick Bay, Ship AI

>Location
Lawless Space

>Pursuer
Melani Krauss

>Crew (+2 with Perk)
Mary Palmer, Mechanic
Lydie Chastain, Hacker
William Haywood, Doctor
Nick Wells, Pilot
Jesse Pool, Hydroponics and Botany
Gustaf Seidel, Combat
Debby Benson, Combat
Ed Butler, Combat
Julie Southren, Morale

A ragtag group who will never operate as a unit, each member of the crew has a unique niche that will help us survive on the edge of space.

Nick Wells may be the odd man out in this group of scrappy misfits, but he may be the only one who we can trust to fly the Unknown Ship. On the same note, I hope Mary and Lydia aren't too out of their depth with this alien tech. The AI should serve to keep them all abreast on how this ship works...if we can trust it.

William Haywood may not have many years left in him, but maybe he can bring Jesse Pool out of his shell enough to teach him a thing or two. Regardless, Jesse should keep our hydroponics running smoothly. Maybe the Advanced Med Bay and Alien Hydroponics would render these crew members obsolete, but I trust them to not only adapt to the tech, but learn how to take full advantage of it beyond it's basic capabilities and understand how this Unknown ship's facilities really work.

The combat members of the team are all about hit and run tactics, no coordinated squad movement or plans. This is necessary since I'm not much of a planner, hence my penchant for improvised weapons and talking my way out of things.

Julie Southren's job is to keep the crew from going insane on this alien vessel with tech we don't quite understand, as well as keeping this odd company from being at each other's throats.

Science, sex, adventure!

I repeat, I don't give a fuck about Africa.

Then don't vote senpai.

Posting my only OC.

Oh, lesser form of me. If only you could understand what it is to be at my level of purity--I have transcended the emotion of anger.

I'm just saying, we have an infinite amount of authors working on good content right now. Haven't I tasked you so with one?

Where is it?

Make more stuff!

>touhou is winning

I have never been more disappointed in you faggots.

I think you should have a choice of what kind of ship from tiny courier ship to cargo hauler to freighter to frigate.

Ship upgrades should have better descriptions, just saying advanced weapons leaves a lot to interpretation.

Obligations could use some polishing but help add to the story you make, so that's good.

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I didn't and told why.

I voted for the demagogue CYOA so don't blame me, friend.

>expecting people from a anonymous image board who's sole purpose is to carter to anime discussion to not pick the most anime option

You're an disappointment.

[blaming intensifies]

>Technocracy
Always had a thing for kuuderes and it's the best "ideology".

>No titty-beasts
Technocracy.

I tried.

>SDA sempai will never tell you to make a CYOA for him
>you will never work your hardest, not doing anything else for weeks working on it
>you will never create the best CYOA you ever could, your magnum opus, the last thing you do before forever retiring
>you will never hear SDA say "meh, not bad, this could be better", and the whole process starts over again

>wanting to impress SDA instead of Highlander-senpai
>picking the worst authorfu

Geez user, how pleb can you be?

Can anyione post the update of Monster hunter. Couldn't save it when it was released.

It's getting updated again, you don't need it.

Here, I'll post the new one for you.

>usedgoods.jpg

Definitely what the thread needed.

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SDA, you're doing it wrong. When someone puts their heart & soul into something for your sake, you're supposed to shower them with hugs and headpats to return the affection. Criticisms are fine, but the most principle response should be gratitude.

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Don't worry, I'll probably be doing more then one of these as I just need to finish them up while I work on HOA and Traveller. I think the top three with possibly another one will get cleaned up and posted.

In his lust for (you) he replied to himself. Magnificent.

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Than you for the update version kind user

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