First Sororitas Thread of the Year

Let's ride this hype train all the way to Cadia

Previous Thread: Veeky Forums's 7th Edition Sisters Update (since it doesn't look like we're getting more than new Celestine anytime soon): 1d4chan.org/wiki/Codex_-_Adepta_Sororitas:_Veeky Forums_7th_Edition

Daemonifuge Books 1-3:
scribd.com/doc/100256514/Daemonifuge-Book-1
scribd.com/doc/128762687/Deamonifuge-Book-2
g.e-hentai.org/s/feb78c4af2/887790-1

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youtube.com/watch?v=jgA9dsiEcEQ
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maximum_Absorbency_Garment
youtu.be/t2mU6USTBRE
youtube.com/watch?v=VMnjF1O4eH0
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

important question:


What kind of diapers do battle sisters wear?

Presumably the same kind as Iron Man
youtube.com/watch?v=jgA9dsiEcEQ

Sisters of Cattle.

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Celestine is THICC
THICC and cute!

6th for Termie Sisters!

Make it happen GW!

At least post the THICC and RIPPED!

the thickness of the thighs in both those pictures doesn't take the plate/armour thickness into consideration, which is mostly why the curve of her hips to waist ends up being so drastic.

I think same as Space Marines. So no diapers, just urinary catheter and filters so you can drink it right back. And something like a colostomy bag.
Or something like the current astronauts :
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maximum_Absorbency_Garment

Since the two main convent can house only 15000 sisters (and each contain 3 major orders), an order of 200k sisters is extremely unlikely.
Sisters orders don't work like monastic orders IRL, but are an unit based on a main convent. Implicitely, new convent means new order (since GW didn't decide to base new orders on doctrinal or religious schisms).

God no.

Sisters need to move AWAY from being Diet Space Marines, not move further towards it.

>Why is your armor painted like a naked version of yourself?
>To celebrate the perfection of the human form, of course. Also it increases guardsman efficiency on the theater by 730%

I agree with this man.
But how could we make sisters more distinct from marines ?beside acts of faith, because that argument would take multiple threads on its own.

Double down on the acts of faith, emphasize how important belief is and give feats and abilities based off of that. For mission set, emphasize that they're less like a line combat unit and more a low-density spec ops unit. Sure, they have larger organizations, but they tend to operate in smaller units: solo, pairs, and choirs.

Alright, maybe that's a bit far-out.
What about frontal assault Sisters? Something like a cross between Seraphim and Repentias, fully-armoured but with massive power claymores.

Now THAT is something I can get behind.

They need their own psychic discipline with Emperor faith magic.

That's essentially the purpose of Act of Faith and Shield of Faith.

Anyone else been waiting their entire hobby careers for this? I'm finally going to buy Sisters models and I'm going to buy an entire army.

>Seraphims with relic blades and wrist mounted bolt-casters.
Aw yisss

Well, I'm pretty happy with most of Imperial Agents, except that Inquisitors STILL don't have an Invuln save short of going Malleus and getting Terminator armor (Commissars and priests get refractor fields and rosariuses, but Inquisitors don't?) and that the Sister formation is pretty poor, especially compared to other army's formations.

If it did something like maybe bumping SoF to 5++, or maybe even make rerolling 1s a constant thing, I'd be satisfied. But rerolling 1s for saves for one turn is not ideal. Hell, I'd even be content with it if it at least gave Objective Secured as well, but not even that. There's not much incentive to take the formation over the standard Force Org.

It's also a shame there's still no line revamp, but at least that means I can keep using the metal Sisters I bought second-hand. Also, I can keep feeling like a snowflake, since not a lot of people can afford a Sisters army.

Make them a dedicated anti-psyker army. Better DtW than other armies (even psyker-heavy ones) and more anti-psyker weapons/formations. Also give them more short-range weapons based around the holy trinity of bolter, flamer, and melta.

Faith powers have never worked like psychic powers, in any edition. This is because, simply put, they aren't. Making the Sisters just a bunch of psykers would do little to help distinguish them from other armies (especially psyker-heavy) SM armies.

Not to mention that this would mean you could bring a bunch of psykers to give your sisters more warp charges for manifesting AoF and vice versa, which would be awful.

This sounds cool af.

My main complaint with the Sisters side of IA was the fact that they separated the Ecclesiarchy Battle Conclave units without giving them the rules necessary to function on their own. Death Cult Assassins need Infiltrate and Fleet, Arco-flagellants need Fleet as well. Crusaders are alright on their own, but nothing spectacular thanks to the lack of assault vehicles.

Is that from new WD?

Burning of prospero dataslates, it's custodes gear (basically, it's to a twin-linked bolt pistol what a stormbolter is to a twin-linked boltgun).

How's that? I tried to keep them in line with the Seraphims:

ABALIM

Abalim WS4 BS4 S3(5) T3 W1 I3 A1 Ld8 3+
Abalim Superior WS4 BS4 S3(5) T3 W1 A2 Ld9 3+

Points: 65
Unit Composition: 5 Abalim

Wargear: Power armour, heavy chainsword (S+2 AP5), bolt caster (12" S4 AP5 Assault 2, Hail of Firre), frag grenades, krak grenades, jump pack
Special Rules: Act of Faith, Crusader, Hit & Run, Shield of Faith.

Act of Faith: Emperor's Judgement
One use only. This Act of Faith can be used in your Assault phase. If successful, all models in the Abalim unit gain the Fear special rule until the end of the current phase.

Options:
>May include up to 10 additional Abalim – 13pts/model
>Any Abalim may replace her heavy chainsword with a relic blade (S+2 AP3) – 5pts/model
>May upgrade one Abalim to an Abalim Superior – 10pts
>The Abalim superior may replace her heavy chainsword with a pair of lightning claws (S- AP3 Shred) – 10pts
>The Abalim Superior may take melta bombs – 5pts

Look at that disgusting waistline.

The Order of Our Martyred Muffin Top.

The Order of the Eternal Fupa.

What a shame.

It also really doesn't work considering that the creation of Terminator Armor is supposed to be a long and intensive process with SM Chapters being lucky to have enough suits for their entire first company. You'd have to resort to something bulky that either offers a 3+ save and has some kind of benefit that isn't too good or armor that offers a +2 save but which has drawbacks more severe than Terminator Armor.

>Not to mention that this would mean you could bring a bunch of psykers to give your sisters more warp charges for manifesting AoF and vice versa, which would be awful.
It could still work if you gave them some debuff when allied psykers are nearby. Or make them try to deny the witch even when targeted by support powers.

Artificer armor is just master-crafted power armor and it gives a 2+ (but not the invulnerable save of the crux terminatus, nor the ability to take the cool termie weapons)

It had kind slipped my mind that the benefits of Terminator Armor is the 5++ save, Deep Strike, and armory. So at most you'd have to pick one of those and have some kind of drawback.

Sisters already have an invulnerable saves with shiled of faith and deep strikes with seraphims or drop pods; and terminator weapons aren't really what they're famous for, as they like their bolt-flame-melta triangle a lot.

If you want tougher sisters without making them marines bis, how about ceramite shields that allow to reroll failed 3+ saves? Increased protection, but not against weapons with good AP.

Meanwhile, chibi sororitas.

I don't think sisters should be inherently tougher, they're supposed to be somewhere between Guard and Marines in terms of durability, which is about where they sit right now. Maybe give units like Canonesses and Celestians optional Artificer armor, but that's about as far as it should go IMO.

One thing I would like Sisters to see, at the risk of them leaning on Space Marine territory, are some chevalier Sisters on bikes with power lances, or something to that effect.

Something like this?

>Sisters on bikes
Biker nuns?

Yes, but with models and official so that I can play them without any argument.

Essentially, yes. Nuns meet French chevaliers.

BUNS

>tfw my idea

Pretty sure that applies to all SoB, even if it's usually covered in armor

>Yes, but with models and official so that I can play them without any argument.
Amen.

What about sisters with power lances riding arco-flagellant type servitors with bionic horse legs.

Little too far.

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>THE IDIOTS THINK THEY'LL GET NEW SoB FOC CONTENT AFTER THEY RELEASED THE TURD "IMPERIAL AGENTS"

>IDIOTS DON'T REALIZE THAT ALL WE'RE GETTING IS A LOW AND SOME "INQUISITION" IC's

>THEY THINK THERE'S SISTER UPDATED ON THE WAY

>A FULL CODEX HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

> I'm pretty happy with most of Imperial Agents
>Continues to say that each and every thing about SoB is horrible and that Inquisitors are lacking obvious wargear

What was good about it again ?
>Retard status confirmed

>But how could we make sisters more distinct from marines

Hm. Give them access to a larger array of support vehicles and aircraft? They do regularly take on enemies that are fully capable of meeting an Astartes head on with a 50-50 chance of success. Having the extra firepower and tactical flexibility would fit for them

Faith may drive an army to victory, but fire support wins the battles.

Have the Sisters piss off the Guard by stealing their Valkyries?

Praise you, my friend, praise you.

Renegade Nuns on Wheels.


Like it write it self, make it a lone character that buffs units around it.
12" Bubble of +1 to everything! +1T, +1BS, Sv2+ you get the idea.

But it would be too cool and given to marines because girls are gross.

Impirial requisition. As long you have an Inquisitor in your army you can buy any Impirial vehicle as dedicated transport or its corresponding FoC.

You need some Sentinels? There you have it now.
Need some Valks for Deepstriking Repentias because fuck it? There you have it.

Leave the stats of the vehicles as they, people will find a way to abuse it, so keeping guard shit at BS3 might prevent that a bit.


Also give AoF as psyker powers, like the old minor powers. Like I do not know every SoB faction thingy gives one AoF charge.

Make them just robo horses like the old Fantasy Empire one and now we're talking.

>Each and everything
>Two things
>user can't count

>since it doesn't look like we're getting more than new Celestine anytime soon
user, you should really learn to read before you get on Veeky Forums.

Well Vyridian and the twins

SoB are still waiting for a damn plastic troop. Like you know all the rest of the fucking armies have?

Give the Sisters Valks, but keep the crews and stats the same. The Valkyries can be lore-wise "on loan" until the Sisters get around to training their own crews and pilots, so until then you have Guardsmen in black flight suits with fluer-de-lis patches getting called "sister" on the Vox.

(Over the Vox): "Strike well, sister!"
The Pilot: *Shakes his head* "Irony, thy name is Soritas."

>"Irony, that name is Soritas"
CoPilot/Gunner: "What you get for calling us 'sir' all the time. Consider it The Emperors Karma."
Pilot: "You know, trainees are just supposed to be quiet and agree with their superior."
CP/G: *Snort*
Pilot: "NOt that I really /object/ to a Soritas calling me 'sister' it is a title of respect, after a.
Pilot: "I just don't have the figure for it. Don't want to start a trend. Traitor platoon, seven low."
CP/G: *Laughs* "On it, engaging with chainguns. And don't worry, the extra corset the Cannoness grabbed should do the trick."
Pilot."...wait, what?"

Sometimes I wonder if you guys are really real or some stupid pre-alpha semi intelligent botnet.

Full cost Valkyries at BS4 being "exploitable" ?

Oh the horror . . .

Do they people that programmed you even play 40k ?

Again in the odd occasion you can some how get a SoB with BS10 piloting the Valks

That is the maybe exploit.

You fat-bottom fetishists really don't know when to stop, do you ?

youtu.be/t2mU6USTBRE

No.
here are no brakes on the sororitas strongfat train.
youtube.com/watch?v=VMnjF1O4eH0

Keep Sisters a shooty army.

Fine. I'll forgive you for today, in honor of Queen.

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No.

You're welcome. I did some quick calculations on Mathhammer to try to balance it decently, but if someone fields that in a friendly match I'd be curious to hear about the result.

Let me screenshot it, I'll see what I can do, though it might be a week or two. Mate of mine who is okay with homebrew rules has a busy work schedule these next two weeks.

Anywhere full Daemonifuge book 3?
Every version I find and at culexus appearing :(.

You might have to buy it.
Or the other user that has the physical version may find a way to scan it without ruining his book (maybe if he uses a camera).

You'll have to get the hardback version from the GW webstore. Or, like said, wait for me to figure out how to scan my copy (my phone camera is broken, unfortunately).

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this thread is not ready to meet the Emperor just yet

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We need more proper pin-up Sisters.

The Impirium needs thier holy and pure cock teasing nuns

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Yes!

I'd like to see an act of faith that gives them bonus movement

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Pin up is a kind of lost art.

Just enough lewl but not full out porn. A delicate balance

like this?

or more anime?

やるなら実写だろ難しいが

>やるなら実写だろ難しいが

Sorry I don't moonrunes, is Timmy trapped in a well or something?

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More like that, but I was thinking more around the lines of the old WWII pin-ups.

Wonder if anyone has made those with SoB

Not sororitas, but maybe this will work

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Google translate gave me,
>It is hard to do if it is real live
Make of that what you will.

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