Veeky Forums gets a D- in reading comprehension edition
Kingdom Death is an economic euro game simulating the deep and nuanced trade of human body parts and lives for monster body parts.
>which pledge do I get? none, go away >add a link to inside the wall fuck your shitty fan site >how is shipping handled? READ >what new expansions are there? THE >why is the game not coming out till 2020? FUCKING >what is included in the Gamblers Chest? KICKSTARTER >why is this Percival best girl? Cutest pupper for cutest girl >what level should I pledge at for the Mage sleeves kickstarter none of them
first for memes and sacrificing young survivor to Tyrant's lust
Ethan Young
Young survivor is for hugs not fugs. Tyrant best stay away or else he won't know what's coming.
Isaac Hill
>tfw someone puts Lion God on the quarry list
>Forgets /kdmg/ tags.
>Be OP >No link to the old thread. Wow the OPs today are fucking dogshit.
Nathaniel Powell
GC Predictions
Male Barbaric Female Barbaric Gambler (Probably more than a narrative) Bone Witch Dead Survivor Something impressive on 00 2 other Narratives.
Jaxson Bell
Old thread:
Leo Gonzalez
If the Octo-obsessed user is here, I found your missing phalace
Brandon Morris
>Bone Witch I could see a Bone Witch promo, maybe. Something akin to the White Speaker promo, with a little sticker to put on the Bone Witch story event (and/or an alternate story event cause fuck that fucking piece of shite).
Kayden Phillips
threadly discussion:
name THREE items that are must-haves on this list, and three items that are scalper bait
then three that you wish would get a do-over, or otherwise fuckoff eternally
Jason White
Clarify what you mean by "scalper bait". Something shit that people are going to buy on the hopes of reselling it? Seems like a dumb category to me.
Adrian Anderson
Literally none.
The only Must-Haves are some of the cards. They're all scalper bait. Are more like retard bait since most of them are worthless and shitty.
The Messengers are kinda cool, but you don't get LY1 Candy or KaraBlack so it's overpriced.
Leo Gomez
the ones people will be chomping at the bit to hotglue
Evan Mitchell
"Must have": Messengers and Promos of Death get game content Junk: Regen Suit Pinup literally comes with your Gorm expansion as well as the pinup collection.
Jeremiah Moore
but it doesn't make sense how it gets hard enough to-
>all them hands
At last, now I truly see.
Luis Reed
Shota survivor fucking W H E N H E N
Isaiah Young
preemptively see
Landon Lopez
Second the need for /s/uper /s/peed
Brody Perry
>Shota survivor fucking >W H E N You got one for Christmas. Have you forgotten so quickly?
Justin Thompson
Fair enough user, but how else am I supposed to RP out dark scenarios where the kids are the last two survivors and they must confront a lion that will surely kill them in a horrific fashion, just for the vague hope of obtaining a love juice and awkwardly trying later to repopulate the settlement by imitating what they saw happen in the hovel?
Austin Butler
That's not a shota it's a midget
Parker Brooks
Maybe you don't?
I dunno do whatever.
James Powell
Tyrant knows how to treat Young Survivor. Tyrant is the best.
Parker King
So with the recent revelation that Satan-tier pledges will be filled as low on the totempole as Poots desires, why are people even spending that much money?
Jacob Gonzalez
where did you hear that?
Carson Gomez
>"A fool and his money are soon parted"
Sebastian Barnes
Wait what?
Bentley Sanders
>They don't know BF pledges always get first dibs. >Due to the size of the Satan pledges logistics dictates that they'll be the slowest to be fulfilled.
Aaron White
>believing bait with no source user stop being retarded. Poots mentioned he will probably wait until he can ship them all out, because otherwise they will be scalped to fuck on eBay and he will have to deal with angry fans again.
It happened last time, and was the whole reason he filed a takedown of the first TTS mod. Not cause he didn't want an online version, but because he didn't want to deal with the drama of people going "I PAYED A HUNDRED DOLLARS FOR THIS GAME... WHY DO PEOPLE ONLINE GET TO PLAY IT FOR FREE!!!"
He doesn't want a repeat of that.
Connor Bell
So it's an inference rather than something directly stated.
Ok?
Jaxon Martinez
here, mostly
Grayson Wilson
>mfw there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who are to retarded to understand split wave shipping You best be memeing.
Robert Adams
It's a matter of disdain for plebs rather than shipping logistics.
So says Poople.
Cooper Perry
>Satan is gonna be lower priority because they aren't REAL fans Yeah that totally looks legit user.
Also I saw Adam say that the whole kickstarter is canceled cause he already has 9 million dollars from this so why would he even bother finishing it? Better cancel your pledge before you lose all your money.
Jonathan Russell
>Satan Tier backers are literally retarded children. Wew.
Jack Clark
Good meme friend :^)
Jackson Campbell
oh god how do I trade packages?
Shilling a frogdog level backers + account (EXCLUSIVE!!!) to the highest fibber.
Angel Wilson
2nd da on chins the thred
Matthew Peterson
So you've got two posts on a siberian bone-whittling sauna and no actual statement by Poots that Satan pledges are ultra-low priority.
Come on man surely you get why this isn't convincing.
t. black friday backer
Evan Perry
Twin pleb backer. Feels comfy
Jeremiah Anderson
My home would feel pretty comfy too with all my stuff repo'd or chopped up for kindling.
Xavier Cook
Anyone got scans of the Dragon King book's art?
Working on a d&d encounter inspired by it and I'd like some visual aides for my players.
>still no update Kickstarter isn't even done yet and the game is already dead.
Kevin Jones
Calm thyself
Noah Gray
Okay
Nathan Ross
you're a midget
Lincoln Cooper
>have one account sitting on BFGL2F and another account sitting on OG Satan >whichever one I don't go with I can drop down to 60 dollar upgrade pack >will have a core game copy and upgrade pack for my existing copy, so I can play 1.5 no matter which one ships first Why are you plebs not in the master race.
Alexander Clark
This is the most awesome thing ever. Much appreciated.
I noticed that the expansion rar doesn't have any of the cards, though, while the megarar does. Are those available anywhere? Thanks again for all the awesomeness.
Mason Watson
Good Update ~!
Henry Wood
Eat a dick, nepeta.
Jace Parker
Don't be mean-spirited
Henry Richardson
Is she's holding on purely by her ass cheeks?
Easton Nguyen
Nope, just your imagination. She's holding by pressing her tights together against the central stripe.
Nolan Gray
Based on the art, the straps appear to be tied around her legs and also pitons. Movement must be freeking ponderous, but who cares it's an insane scenario anyway.
Jason Anderson
Anybody here concerned about game bloat with all the dungeon tiles, non-boss monsters, bouncy statues, advanced rules, etc? I'm all for more, but I wish as much time has been spent tightening up some rules, centralizing tables or card decks, and fine tuning the game turns. This is a time and materials intense game, and I hope Poots listened to legitimate criticism regarding extreme results on single dice rolls and other elements.
Robert Cook
boobs are too big, or at least the sculpt has more fake looking tits compared to the concept sketch.
Thomas Thompson
>Anybody here concerned about game bloat with all the dungeon tiles, non-boss monsters, bouncy statues, advanced rules, etc? No. They're expansions. They expand. As long as each xpac is individually good, I don't care how different the shenanigans of each are
>extreme results on single dice rolls Pretty sure this is working as intended, sadly.
Michael Parker
I wish he had added more settlement events. Like just ten more to add variety. Also weapons, armor, and other gear that could be made, like throwing nets, torches, javelines, bolo, snare, spiked armor, critter bone armor, etc.
Ryder Gonzalez
gravity bunches big tits around the collarbone when upside down, but yeah she's got some 90's porn balloons.
Luke Miller
Is the cat knight in the update the lost knight referred to in the silver city update? Also is that expansion a throwback to the underground city you can find from mining ore? Kind of neat that they would hint at it in the hunt events and now fully reveal it.
John Carter
Cat knight was pictured in the part about the expansion, so I would assume so. Silver city is in the Lion God's story, don't think it's the same as the mining event's underground city.
Nolan Howard
It's worth noting that the Lost Knight appears have the Lion Knight's claws (or something like them, melded with the shield, cat ears, and a *Twilight Sword*.
Wonder if it's a pre-fall Lion Civ Twilight Knight...
Easton Phillips
Reminds me, did this get made? Could be a Valkyria Chronicles reference.
Christian Robinson
I hope it does.
Anthony Williams
Poots hadn't rolled the dice for the update until half an hour ago...
We're in for a long night, guys.
Parker Thomas
There are a number of half-done concepts and out of print minis with no rules. Some other user recently mentioned using a forsaker as the butcher, and now that I've seen it I really hope it is re released. It is just a more dynamic, menacing and better version of the butcher.
Aaron Lopez
I like his sarcastic and obnoxious reply to some dude joking to him about waiting for 9 million and he's all. "Oh sure I'm just sitting here not working at all" Poo can be a bit of a faggot.
Nathan Reyes
Do we actually know if that was sarcastic?
Kayden Parker
So was moot, but he was our faggot and that's what counts.
Logan Barnes
The butcher, kings man and kings hand are static and conventional looking. Great minis, but boring by kingdom death standard. If I could get this guy, he'd take the place of the King's Hand
Joseph Fisher
Hey, this wasn't there before, right?
Ryder Green
The original survivors kinda fit the main characters of VC: Welks, Largo, Alicia, and Rosie
Aaron Sanchez
He added that today yeah.
Nicholas Collins
Too bad they dropped the ball with the Sunstalker. Should have had a cap made from its foreskin. That's the unique side the game should expand on. Seriously, I want survivors in dick and tit armor from fighting dick tit monsters.
Easton Sullivan
I'm secretly hoping he's going to reveal elves added to the game as a mysterious helper to the survivors. They can be kingdom death-ish too, with red eyes and pale or something, or maybe vampiric.
Aiden Russell
>Elves of Death >"they're totally not dobby from hairy potter I swear guys original character do not steal" -- Adam Poots
Thomas Hernandez
Update WHEN
Colton Long
>After beating Antas the survivors can steal his elves. If they do they gain an extra endeavor each settlement phase as the elves help around the camp, however a result of 4 on the intimacy table now has no effect as the elves steal the newborn child.
Colton Gonzalez
>Should have had a cap made from its foreskin. FUND IT
Wyatt Cox
So combined bosmer and Dunmer from elder scrolls? Not wierd enough, unless they have foreskin hats or enslave humans as cattle to be milked for milk and semen to make hair conditioner or something
Eli Scott
Now.
Chase Powell
Not crazy about the delay but okay update
Jace Morris
Good Update ~!
Thomas Wright
I feel the price increase on gamblers may suggest another monster being in it
Adam Long
Besides the Gambler?
Liam Fisher
>Imitation Butcher is literally your main build. >Except it's male.
Bentley Watson
I keep telling you guys this thing is in the Gambler's Chest. There's no way it wasn't planned.
Joseph Williams
Maybe the double lantern one?
Robert Diaz
>delay See you in another century
Julian King
Advanced Rulebook (Includes Philosophy of Death) >30xMiniatures (counting Axefam as 3 and Papa+Kiddo as 1) >1 Nemesis Miniature 2xPromo Gear Cards 9xRare Gear Cards [Includes 5 new Regal Armour cards] 7xGear Cards 1xArt Card 2xSecret Fighting Arts 6xFighting Arts 1xAdvanced Fighting Art 7xPhilosophy Cards 3xSettlement Events 1xDisorder Card 2xAdvanced Disorders 1xHunt Event 3xArmour Set Cards +Romantic Only Gear (At least 2 items, Sword and Pipe) +"New Bone Gear" +"A Bunch of Cards" for Scouts of Death. +A Bunch of Santa Nemesis stuff.
>to be continued
Leo Edwards
Club Spec is interesting. Perfect Hits for clubs now nearly guarantee a successful wound. Mastery makes them really benefit from overkill, too.
Never made sense for clubs, of all things, to be one of the two main dual wield specs. Was kinda dumb. But now they're solidly in the heavy hitters category, which is a better place to be anyways.
Luke Butler
Toldja guys.
Grayson Barnes
so im expecting gamblers will see
Gambler (7) wanderers rule square with maybe like 4 minis(19) 1 extra monster (20) dead survivor mini or a narrative sculpt relating to the Resurrection hunt event (17) some assholes (12 and 14) another narrative person (2)
Cameron Rivera
>Gambler’s Chest Change Add-On - $150 Due to overstuffing and my desire to continue said overstuffing and the absolute need to be fiscally responsible: The Add-On amount for extra Gambler’s Chest is now +$150, fug >with two exceptions. If you have a Black Friday Lantern pledge or a Black Friday Lantern Upgrade Pledge, you may add 1 Gambler’s Chest to your rewards for $100. never mind, I'm good
Jaxon Stewart
same lol
I feel this update is more reserved so he can justify to himself going crazy for final few days
Ian Wright
Are there any sharp clubs?
Aaron Baker
Anything with lantern armor
Owen Foster
Lantern Armor makes all clubs sharp. I don't believe there are any without Lantern Armor, though.
Ryan Kelly
Griswaldo + Green Armor. Str 15 sharp club.
Jaxon Scott
Broke nine million, what DBZ meme will we see now? Majin Gorm?