So, as you may or not be aware, THIS faggot has some seriously rustled jimmies over the aether revolt spoilers and well pretty much everything possible. He hates wizards, pro players and netdeckers (both of those are all cheaters according to him) and he has absolutely no fucking clue what he is talking about. He thinks that there are a million turn 4 reliable infinite combos in aether revolt and that not only will the set destroy standard, but modern, and possibly the entire game of MTG as we know it.
In this video here, he shows himself with fingerless gloves, a set of swords, a knife, a baton and a gun, all so he can protect himself from muggers when he plays pokemon go. youtube.com/watch?v=qRGnvszqN_8&ab_channel=DesolatorGaming
The only question left to ask is : Why should I even care about this buffoon, OP ?
Brandon Perez
Hahahaha I love Des and all of his autistic, cringe worthy shit
Cooper Sanders
Is that him? Jesus he looks like the caricature of tendiesposters.
Cooper Diaz
>hates wizards >hates pro players >hates netdeckers >magic is ded so basically Veeky Forums compressed into an autistic manchild bursting with rage?
Nolan Watson
>watching his netdeck video >says he doesnt care about competitive >goes on to rant about how netdecking ruins the game because people bring them to tournaments
Is this supposed to be ironic?
Michael Wilson
>not posting the "Kamigawa sucks because it's cultural appropriation" video Now that contains some true autistic gems such as >the Japanese did not romanticize the samurai, everyone else did that!
Colton Powell
>he shows himself with fingerless gloves, a set of swords, a knife, a baton and a gun, all so he can protect himself from niggers when he plays pokemon go.
Seems reasonable, given all the video and news evidence.
Christian Wood
You seem to be his biggest fan.
Also MTGLion=Prof=Boogie=Rudy>>>Beard>>>>>>Des
Kayden Reed
>the Japanese did not romanticize the samurai, everyone else did that!
You've got to be fucking kidding me.
Tyler Rogers
You seem quite keen on giving him a bunch of views on youtube.
Aiden Price
saffron olive? wedge?
Justin Hernandez
>literally who?
Wedge is a shill. Chill the fuck out bro, the cards aren't that exciting.
Saffron is a bad player and makes bad decks and steals ideas. He's traah
Gabriel Scott
Mtglion, hes worse than rudy but better than des and hq imho What is the appeal of mtglion all he posts is shitty investment an complains about lgs's
Still he is pretty okay tho
Ryan Brown
What is wrong with mtgheadquarters? haven't watched a video from him in like two years.
Logan Perez
What is the deal with MtG players getting so mad when they get told to act normal and social?
I have known plenty of mentally weird or fucked up roleplayers, but they all are aware and accept their fuckedupness.
MtG players just go >muh autism safespace normies get out reeeeeeeeeee
Juan Cooper
He accidently showed his power level on twitter, and people got pissed at him. He has spent months trying to make up for it.
Easton Cox
Hey fuck you it's fun to shill with Wedge. He's a precious ray of sunshine that proves just because you look the part doesn't mean you need to be the autistic manchild DesolatorMagic is.
Zachary Adams
they were protecting themselves (and the US) from whites and trump. they are patriots.
Wyatt Morgan
>"hey guys, remember how treasure cruise and dig through time were two of the biggest mistakes in recent history of magic?"
so this guy just thinks any good card is a mistake. ok.
Joshua Ortiz
>cryptolith rite is extremely strong and will destroy standard
Kayden Mitchell
>"hey remember how i was talking about ensoul artifact and much of a disaster it was and how much it made people cheat and stack their decks?"
what the fuck is this idiot talking about? ensoul artifact was not a disaster at all. no one cheated with scissors decks. they were just shitty tempo decks that sometimes got turn 2 5/5s.
Benjamin Bennett
This meme came about when he played someone at his old LGS (one he will NOT name) and his opponent was playing this deck.
Something about his friends thought they had proof that the guy would put like 8 of them in his deck. So he made his friends play only mill decks, but apparently the guy would scoop before it could be revealed that he was cheating, and then not allow anyone to look through his deck.
I think desolator then played against him personally and tried calling the judge on him, but OFC the judge is in cahoots.
No seriously I am not making this up, this is a story he actually told, I will try to find it.
if that story about the extra copies of ensoul artifact was true, then why would he ask his friends to play mill decks to check? why not just play any black deck with copies of stain the mind main deck? that would let you look through your opponent's entire deck with one card. if they were cheating, you would catch them instantly, and if not you would exile every copy of ensoul artifact they had.
oh wait, i forgot none of this ever happened and this autistic piece of shit is lying through his fucking teeth.
Jonathan Kelly
It could just be that he is too retarded to think of this at the time it happened.
Elijah Ross
no one would go through the trouble of having multiple people make multiple decks specifically for this one purpose, when a single card would accomplish that purpose better than all of them put together.
this card proves everything this autist says is a fucking lie.
William Phillips
Shit like this is my bread and butter.
Samuel Jackson
No wonder he's a twat, what a rude head.
Grayson Johnson
>>hates wizards >>hates pro players >>hates netdeckers >>magic is ded >still plays mtg despite this
Basically Veeky Forums, yeah.
Gavin White
My favorite parts are when he blames Wizards for his poor business skills.
Like, they didn't TRICK him into buying excess amounts of sealed product. Any solvent game store understands the basic concepts of supply and demand.
Julian Flores
I don't know who is worse, him or Derium. Good that punk reject is getting more and more irritating. >Waah we are doing shit >But we don't want to charge you shit
It's like he is making problems out of nowhere.
>MTGLion >That high
nope
Charles Brooks
It took you that long? Why not just wait until >I should've taken a baseball bat to the LGS and just beat em to pulp, it was the logical thing to do >the logical thing to do
Kayden Miller
>Hates netdeckers >Follow me on twitter for decklists
uses throwing knives to destroy perfectly good card.
Mason Lee
MtG tournaments are big ish events with lots of people. They make it easy to fool yourself into thinking you're an acceptable human being, because they bring you into contact with many other horrible messfolk in an environment where the non shit humans have to put up with your terrible ways.
Benjamin Turner
So Des claims he is really good at magic. Is there any evidence of his gameplay? Or is he just all talk?
Elijah Russell
Turns out, his only gameplay videos are against awful AI. Is he really that bad at the game?
Christopher Brown
His entire channel is built around telling bullshit stories, it's all talk.
Elijah Roberts
Worse yet, he only loads decks that he has made himself, so the decks that he is showing off and says are epic arent even properly being represented or compared to actual meta decks.
Cooper Scott
High Tier >Prof now that MTA is gone >LRR when the SJW isn't bleeding through Mid Tier >Rudy >The Command Zone, I guess >Rogue Deckbuilder Low Tier >Wedge >MTGHeadquarters >MTGLion Shit Tier >Desolator >MTA >GG Degree
Henry Taylor
where is sbmtg and twoo on this list?
Nolan Baker
SB I'd probably put in high tier. He seems like an all around good chap.
I'd be a hypocrit if I put him literally anywhere but where Rudy is, because his ratio of random nonsense to content is equal to Rudy's.
Landon Lee
Gods, I hate this guy
Adrian Anderson
Mtg Goldfish? Seibenlore and The Magic Show?
Liam Lopez
He's also annoying and can't read
ps this thread is gay stealth marketing
Julian Hill
DES PLS GO
Adrian Torres
How are people lower than Desolator?
Logan Long
The magic show aint bad its about mid tier for me, i just wish he focused more on lore, magic show, and set review videos than his podcast
Gabriel Cook
>Bonus clip, talks about how he is going to fight everyone at pax in the summer, pepper spray them and then possibly shoot them.
Not watched the video but assuming that's true, pretty sure making that kind of threat is taken veery seriously these days.
Carter James
>the Japanese did not romanticize the samura just because it fell out of favor 15 years ago does not mean they had not been doing it for fucking centurys
Benjamin Thompson
What's Desolator's Xmage tag? I want to troll him with netdecks.
