Do you wake up every morning and go "Today I'm going to decide to shit post all day"
Isaac Campbell
I have made one. I don't know who my dad was or what he did. I only knew the streets and Sister Gargonne at the orphanarium.
Thomas Lewis
Currently playing one. Her father is Jestom Flinn, also a half-elf, since her family is all half-elf for four generations back, and he's a book binder who's ashamed of his Azlantaboo daughter.
Ryder Edwards
2hu's playing a half elf for Molthune and will get BTFO when the GM doesn't pick him.
Jayden Roberts
I just can't wait for DHB to be rejected. Sad DHB is delicious, his despair fuels me.
Jose Miller
Do not deface Nveryll with such a shitty post.
Bentley Lewis
Making one right now who is a ripoff of Simo Häyhä. Haven't figured out the parental thing yet. One of my old successful characters was a ranger whose human father was a ranger as well. He retired to a farm and she eventually took up his bow in service of their Lord.
Jack Sullivan
Well, I've fathered a few, but technically they were half elf and half...giant-blooded, I guess? It was one of the GM's custom races.
And hilariously, so much shit kept happening to my character and the kids' mother (became king, absorbed an angel's soul, stole a devil's authority, started developing a sorcerer bloodline, drank dragon's blood) that the li'l fucker ended up sounding like a gigantic mary sue completely by accident.
Mason Lopez
We're waiting for both to get rejected so we can laugh at them and go BTFO BTFO BTFO.