D&D that guy

We have a player that likes to hold the party gold when we get paid for doing particular quests, although we're able to do things individually occasionally, when payed as a group she holds onto it ands says if we need something to take it out of the party coffers, then complains when we use it for anything she doesn't want.

>kulaks
>innocent

Fuck off back to >>>r/evisionism, running dog

>She
Found the problem.
You're all probably too chickenshit to say anything because you think you'll get up in them guts if you go along with it.

Just to let you know, you won't.

The main problem is the DM, we already brought it up because she's being a cunt about it but the DM is too much of a faggot to deal with the issue. Don't know why he didn't pay us individually in the first place. It's one of the things destroying the campaign because we can't buy stuff for our characters when needed.

Has she also requisitioned your characters testicles?

This is such an idiosyncratic issue I doubt you'll find a useful answer here.

so stop giving her the privlege of moneyholder. if the majority of the group doesn't like it, simply take the money from her and write up a new party contract for distribution of treasure.

just force the issue. don't ask the dm to change it, get the players together and make a decision. the DM will arbitrate your actions. if the DM won't fairly arbitrate your actions in such a situation then fire the DM too.

She has the DM by the balls, it's obviously an issue with players but he's just a bitch.
Wasn't expecting anything other then shitposting here, just another that guy story to tell.

Are you just trying very poorly to get a rise or are you somehow so poor that you can't even afford free internet pictures that would be more appropriate then your silly little OP image?

I mean, I can't imagine being that poor but there's probably some pretty pathetic folks in Veeky Forums.

you should have posted some of your spankin hot paid-for clip art with that post.

Dropping correct image off here

Why are communists so delusional?

What about saying "no"?

>le ebin nobody will mess with females maymay
That said fuck her just take the gold

Become her bitch and start giving her your equipment.

This. Deal with it character.

Also, why so many /pol teir posts?

What's the make-up of the party?

By which I mean, what are the inter-character relationships like? Would it make sense in character for any of the characters to let someone else carry their gold?

literally get your characters together and take the gold from her.

/thread

My group personally just splits any gold we get equally between ourselves. It's sort of an unwritten rule at this point. Mind you, we don't care if someone goes out and tries to make their own money, but when we get cash or loot as a group, it's usually divided. Sidesteps the entire issue of who's holding onto the gold and any butthurt over spending the party gil on something someone doesn't agree with.

Also not saying Communism has never been tried, but if we went by what form of government countries and world leaders call themselves, North Korea would be a democratic republic, which is obviously not the case.

Have you tried discussing it like mature human beings instead of bitching on an anonymous image board?

Cuz is justified to kill anyone that dont follow the Red cause

>all these memesters

The in/v/asion is real. Your jokes are really fetch, I'll admit, but if the means of production aren't in the hands of the working class, then it is BY DEFINITION not socialism.

Tell her she's violating the NAP and seize all the assets for yourself. Anarcho-Capitalism is the only way you should ever handle party finances.

>Muh socialism realy didnt happened

A Judas if I ever heard of one.

Not an argument.

trips of truth cannot be denied

> Roll sleight of hand
> Gud rolls
> She can't say she spotted it and cant just happen to check, would be breaking character.
>Take her gold too, fuck it
>Divvy up the plunder.
>Kill her if you so desire. It's D&D, anything goes.

Communists need to be thrown out of helicopters desu.

Say that due to there being an issue with her failure as money-holder, she will be relieved of her duties, and furthermore all monies held by her that are not of her proportional share of the party's gold shall be distributed to the rest of the party.

Is that so hard?

>not killing her in game
>not taking the gold yourself

come on breh, dont put up with this shit in game, if people are going to be cunts in game treat them like cunts then laugh when they bitch.

HURR DURR these people have more than me
HURR DURR I don't care if they got there through work, dedication and frugality

Why are marxists so shit at everything.

Tankies go home, Marx has been utterly discredited in academic circles for decades.

Dude you're delusional if you think capitalism rewards anything other than family connections and skin tone. Here's a question, why don't we just make everything free? Then no one would have to work. It won't happen because the fat cats that run this country only care about making more money at your expense.

Traitors like you will be the first on the wall when the revolution comes.

>imperialist science deniers deny science!
Stop the presses.

Go jump out of a helicopter, pinko!

Someone still has to work to make the shit you fucking retard. Where are the gibmedats going to come from if nobody works?

>Unironically being a communist

You aren't going to infringe upon my right to private property and business, Ivan. Maybe the next group that tries communism will last more than a decade before it collapses.

Captailism can reward those who work hard or degenerate into cronyism that only benefits the top. Every socialist place already is the latter. The inventor of Tetris could have been a millionaire had he been born American, but because he was unfortunately been in Commieland he got jack shit for his game's success.

Why would you support a system that a corruption incarnate? The most you can expect is a pat on the back. At worst, you'll be purged when the party decides you're too good at protesting corrupt systems decides you're a potential threat.

>next group that tries communism

Actually, most of those self professed "communist" regimes were closer to state capitalist.

>i-it's denying science to disagree with Marx! It doesn't matter that his work is riddled with math errors! It doesn't matter that he unironically believed in labour theory of value! It doesn't matter that he was a massive psychological reductionist! I-i-imperialist!

I actually use Marx's methods of analysis as part of my work (because they work), have read his works, etc. His political and economic theories are, in a word, horseshit. Marx simply didn't have the information we have at our disposal, and with a dose of holistic analysis his model falls apart. If you transplanted him to a modern university campus, he wouldn't be a Marxist, because unlike you Marx actually possessed the capability to think independently and question everything rather than blindly devote himself to a book written more than a century ago.

>HURR DURR
Nothing ever makes me more mad than sharing an opinion with an idiot. Way to go convincing the neutral observer to side with you.

>innocent farmers who don't want to starve to death
>bad

Most games this is typically what we end up doing,

The only game we didn't was a game where we were looking to be a major marketing force in the game world, so we basically split all the gold evenly, but added an extra "share"(there were 4 of us, so we split the gold 5 ways). The extra share basically went into a "party/emergency fund" that was for business expenses and any emergencies that might come up. We left the party fund with the Paladin and we never ran into any issues.

Not an argument.

If it's SOO irrational, why does Marxist ideology dominate every institution of higher learning in the western world?

>If it's SOO irrational, why does Marxist ideology dominate every institution of higher learning in the western world?
inb4 the Jews

For the same reason capitalists are.

>why does Marxist ideology dominate every institution of higher learning in the western world?

see pic related

Your (((ideology))) has only been good for eliminating potential threats to (((certain people's))) interests and starving and impoverishing hundreds of millions.

North Korea is a prime example of the "People's Democratic Republic of Tyranny". Basically, the more redundant and "good sounding" a country calls itself, the less good it actually is. Democratic Republic, is a redundant term.

As if on cue. Fuck off back to /pol/

It doesn't. Marxist ideology doesn't work, because people cannot ever be expected to work together selflessly for a common good. And it is an extraordinarily easy ideology for greedy, selfish individuals to seize power and corrupt it.

At this point, /pol/ just needs to fuck off from this site.

*sigh* Its strange to see someone so naïve. Looks like you've got a lot of growing up to do.

How about fucking off back to /leftypol/ or tumblr?
you can take a helicopter ride there

Is Pinochet the new Ian Smith? I see him everywhere, now.

He gave very good helicopter rides

>Ignores that greedy selfish people rose to power through violence in communist societies.

>Calls other people naive

Fuck off /pol/

>this kills the /pol/ack

why do you even allow this in the first place? Who made her treasurer? I wouldn't stand for that irl and neither would most of my characters

What does that tatoo mean?

>lol i will spam in every thread
>this totally won't make people hate me

Start making purchases. Give yourselves the items and say to deduct the money.

Use the items.

Your DM will either have to literally tell you that you weren't allowed to buy the items because the cunt isn't giving you the money, or he'll have to tell her to deduct the fucking cost for the shit you perfectly legally bought already. If its the former, and its OOC, you know to gtfo. If its IC you have reason to act on that. And if its the latter than you've just bypassed the issue successfully and shown her that all her shit is hollow and means nothing.

When my parties get big bags of gold I usually try to bring up a couple things we should consider buying as a party because they benefit everyone, before splitting the remainder up between the party.

Stuff like an Orb of Restoration, or .. some item I forgot the name of, something of Alarm or so, which you hand to the person currently having nightwatch and when shit goes down they can drop it and it casts an AE spell that wakes every party member up in top condition with no fatigue and slightly buffed IIRC, to instantly be ready to react to ambush. Basically so no one has to bite the bullet and spend all their money on shit thats for the entire party and doesn't benefit their character directly while everyone powerbuilds.

>when payed as a group she holds onto it

Why do you let her?

>What does that tatoo mean?
According to the internet, it means they like black dick.

>state capitalist
>a term made up by communists to explain why IT WASN'T REAL SOCIALISM I SWEAR GUYS

>innocent farmers
Go read history book, idiot. Kulak is a word for wealthy opportunistic peasant. Kulaks were first persecuted by Russian Empire for being greedy speculating fucks during famine and WWI.

Belarusian here.
Any wealthy peasant, especially ones who hired other peasants to work for them, were proclaimed "kulak" so that government could seize the moneys

>so that government could seize the moneys
You mean tzarist government robbing peasants for no reason?

Marx wrote, to his best, with Engels, in the mid and late 1800s.

Then came the unions, the regulations, the agencies, the trust busting, the min wages, the welfare state, and no matter how much many cry that such is simply postponing the 'inevitable', the rose rises. A lot of 'late stage capitalists' point at the USA and ignore the rest of the first world because it denies their point. It's easy for them to point at the USA, which is NOT number one, and cry foul.

inb4 'you killed rosa'

I love how people who are shouting about W-WHAT ABOUT MUH TZAR are forgetting that October Revolution was agains the bourgeous democrat Provisionary Government, which took power after the February Revolution, which actually seized power from the tzar and was done by a liberal coalition of forces.

I actually use this and turn it on its head.

The "People's Democratic Republic of Sol" is a socdem nordic model new keynesian state over the solar system. They got into an economic rut, because thats the damn economy, and a sort of weird eco or antrocentric fascist group emerged in the outer system to fight the PDRoS, and not even to eradicate it but just take over and then go on and off to fuck over the economy more with the goal to terraform every rock and launch ships to every star; which is a goal of the PDRoS, just on a more realistic timetable.

>the DM is too much of a faggot to deal with the issue

Its like when I hand out magic items to players.

>Which one of you wants to take this
>Silence no one volunteers
>The one hoarder guys is the only one that says anything
>Guess Dave gets it then

If the whole table remains silent and doesn't complain it's not a problem.

If every other player is too much of a pussy to argue then fuck em.

>Unironically arguing about an ideology that has killed 100 million people in the past century
>On a machine and website made possible by the counter ideology

>Someone still has to work to make the shit

Not taking sides here, but it's intersting to note that the part of the population that is "making shit" that is important to live is like 5-10% of any western country's population. Most people today are not, in fact, creating anything vital, or contributing to it.

If everything that gets made is given away for free, why would anyone make anything? What's in it for them?

>Marxist ideology dominate every institution of higher learning in the western world?
Source?

>Arguing about politics on a Taiwanese Trading card Forum

>silly little

This is the most condescending bullshit ever, and will immediately make everyone stop taking you seriously.

>loot and payment isn't automatically divided in pre-established (often equal) parts amongst the members of the band

What's this party gold shit? Why does it even exist?

believe it or not there's more to life than making money

That doesn't answer the question. In the proposed situation, where all goods and services are provided free of compensation, why would anyone create the goods or provide services? Please answer the question.

Explain to me how changing a bad regime for an infinitely shittier one is good.

>bad regime for an infinitely shittier one is good
You got it backwards

>people cannot ever be expected to work together selflessly for a common good
wew lad

>What is the Congo Free State
>What is WW1
>What is WW2
>What is the Cold War
>What is the British Raj
>What is Manifest Destiny
>etc etc etc
no you're right communism is bad capitalism a good boy he dindu nuthin

Oh look it's this thread again

WW2 was started by national socialists though

>Your jokes are really fetch
Fuck off commie.

This isn't the DM's problem, it isn't his job to fix it. Just say you want your share of the money in your possession.

Your problem isn't that the DM is ruling against you by fiat, it's that you want to get your way without her arguing with her. Like 90% of that guy threads, your issue is that some player is doing something shitty and you've been putting up with it for far too long because you're looking for a way out that doesn't involve a confrontation. Quit being passive aggressive.

Having a group treasurer makes no sense and you should never have allowed it in the first place. Pooling the money back together for the rare group purchase is way easier than doling it out piecemeal for ordinary expenses. Obvious attempt to be the petty tinpot dictator. That said, you're there and you just have to be firm that it's your share of the money and you want it in your purse period. She'll bitch and moan like it's some wild weird imposition but that's the price you pay for taking the easy way out before.

Better if the rest of the group also asks. But don't count on it. They'll play it safe too.

Don't get the DM involved. This isn't his fight.

The continued availability of free stuff, the well-being of the nation, and the pleasure of work that one enjoys.

Small communes that a group of people set up for themselves routinely fail because people are inherently selfish, usually not great selfish but just enough to make it unsustainable on any type of large scale. Communism is a fucking pipe dream and you thinking it could work is akin to children believing in Santa Claus.

>I'd call you a class traitor if you had any class
Damn sick burn right ther

I don't think you understand that this is a thinly veiled /pol/ thread

Colonialism isn't capitalism retard. Conquering a land and forcing them to do business with you exclusively is the opposite of free trade.

Wow, so it wasn't real capitalism

Otherwise you go into the gulag for subversive activity. It's not that hard to understand.
Communism works as long as everyone prefers security over freedom and the country has resources and manpower to exploit brutally

Ah yes, I should make free stuff and give it away because other people will obviously do the same. Altruism and Patriotism of the level you're describing are rare. Stupidly rare, because the people who are willing to do it in your scenario, would be willing to do it now.