Solved game

>solved game
>easy money
>hot girls play
>its fun
>its fast
>dont have to play for 10 hours like poker

why arent you playing blackjack?

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i dont like casinos

how do I begin senpai

Because its -EV

This my Achilles heel

The casinos around me play 6:5

Because I'm not retarded enough to play a game with a monster house edge?

>dont have to play for 10 hours like poker
Try hundreds or thousands of hours to actually get good enough to be a break even or profitable player.

L2Play.

>play blackjack at a casino once
>get blackjack and win $20
>leave
I've got a perfect record.

>monster house edge
>0.5 to 1.2 % house edge
>counting cards turns the game in your favor
We have a brainlet here

>gambling
Degeneracy. Deluded gamblies

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melbourne casino is the best
blackjack is amazing but f you aint
feeding pineapples into more chili are you
even fucking aussie

>counting cards turns the game in your favor
No it doesn't you brainlet. Even playing mathematically perfect, the casino still has an edge. A casino would absolutely not host a game where there was a strategy that would put it at a disadvantage.

>Being this dumb
That's what a betting spread is for

If you spent 3 minutes googling before talking out of your ass you'd know that's wrong.

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Casinos use multiple decks.

>thinks counting cards is still a legitimate strategy

Are you a troll or just completely retarded?

Please, tell me how much you've won over 10k hands played.

And you can soon play it on FunFair!

>Thinks counting cards isn't still a legitimate strategy

>muhammed calling other people deluded

Not the same person but I have won $60,000 lifetime on blackjack

winners get profiled and banned in blackjack

no such restrictions with playing poker. Crypto is still much better for making money nowadays, if you have any serious amount of capital to invest

>Drive past a casino on my way home from work everyday.
>$60 from atm withdrawn
>single deck blackjack, $10 minimum with sidebets
>count cards
>leave 15 minutes later
> $200 cash deposited to atm
>immedietly buy bitcoin with my BJ gainz.
>do this at least once or twice a week.

That's what i call making gainz on gainz boys.

sounds horrible and monotonous and you have to be around old chinese ladies all day. IMOUT