New board game shop opens up in town, along with them it's also gonna haver on Warhammer, Magic and retro games

How silly. I'll have you know that I've long since discarded the childish notion of only girls being icky, when in fact all humans are universally icky.

>not getting your lewds from the ickiness

The risk of sticking your dick in crazy.

Goths like anything where they can play as some force of death, chaos, or generally anything dark red/black.

Unfortunately grimdark and magic are two places for that.

Goths still exist?

he probably means emos.

They still exist too?

Honestly I'd rather deal with a bunch of shitty goths than the spergs and wanna be try hards at the lgs in town.

Put on your finest top hat and goggles

Why is the concept of edginess so constant throughout time?

What's wrong with goths/emos/whatever?

Compared with your average board game shop obese neckbeard, I mean.

What do emo's even do nowadays? I haven't seen one in years.

So lolicons were at a games store?

This seems like an American problem. I live in Toronto and the game shops near my Uni (Meeple Mart and 401 Games) are pretty clean, solid places frequented by normal clientele ad staffed by ordinary people. I haven't ever really ever seen these shit ones people keep talking about.

I mean I've seen some absolutely fucking horrifying Comic/Anime stores with uneven flooring, poor lighting, odd smells, degenerate staff, disgusting customers etc

No, Muslims killed them in the 8th century.

I live close to Face to Face in Toronto and it's fine too. I think it's just the Americans have more weirdos in the hobbies

desu goths hate magic and are more of a MERP breed.

>Almost free comics
>one window shopper that won't even go inside

At least my LGS has people inside I can play mtg and board games with.

No the OP is full of shit.
I live in CA and have visited Washington and Hawaii and you know how many goth's I have seen in total? 1. And she just liked the outfits, she didn't act stereotypical goth and was fun to play Deadlands with. My LGS are filled with College dudes and a few gals that look like stereotypical college kids. The weirdest people i've seen are some college guys that look like Kiandymundi and Magikarpusedfly. Like fucking identical, and even they dress better than the actual kiandy and magikarp.

>Meeple Mart
solid sort
if you wanted to see shit tier it would the friendly troll, that was shit tier back then.
people have offered to clean the fucking washroom if the owner would bring shit in and he never did.
went under recently which is good riddance.
I think if you want some weirdos as munch as like the hairy T (steels and finch) i've seen some weird people.
heroes world is generally okay, not a fan of two of the regulars there, the fat fellas

Jesus Christ Hairy Tarantula. That place is awful. How they (at least their location near the Eaton Centre) stay in business when Silver Snail is like 3 minutes walk away and is a FAR superior store by any metric I have no idea. It even has uneven floors, which are my personal trigger. Like I understand dust and poor decoration but that can be fixed in a few hours. If your store literally requires a handyman to tear the floor apart to make you not feel like your standing in the shitiest kind of redneck trailer then it's beyond saving.

Luckily it's just a generic anime/comic/mini-fig/hentai(?) store and not tabletop.

>I live in Toronto and the game shops near my Uni (Meeple Mart and 401 Games) are pretty clean, solid places frequented by normal clientele ad staffed by ordinary people.
>implying this is good
I wish I could've witnessed hobby shops in the TTRPG golden age, pre gentrification
>The comic-book/hobby shop becomes the social gathering place outside of dining rooms and basements where most of the games were happening in which this new group could meet publicly. I'm not saying there weren't shops like this before, but they were the exception rather than the rule. These shops also developed as a sort of underground face for the subculture that was the gamers' domain in those days. For that reason they were often dark holes in the wall. They appeared a bit dangerous, unsafe and not a place your mother was all that comfortable visiting. Risque Vallejo's hung beside violent visions of Frazetta; and the soft porn of Heavy Metal magazine stood proudly by Superman and X-Men comics. The knowledgeable purveyors of all this treasure were often bearded, unwashed, fan-shirt wearing men in their middle years, who withstood fools unpleasantly and fans at times less so. These were a far cry from today's high-end, well-lit, open-aired models of retail commercialism that are our friendly local gaming shops of today. But these old standbys--mine was inconspicuously called Austin Books; a corner location in a dilapidated complex that might have been a head shop had one not noticed "Comics and Games" scrawled in smaller letters under the store's moniker. This was the age of AD&D.

You don't leave it there dumbass.

The girls who would wear a Victorian dress to an LGS are almost always some combination of ugly and unpleasant, much like the guys who wear trenchcoats and fedoras to their LGS.

>Store is literally filled with goths, women with victorian dresses and fat guys with jetblack hair

What the actually fuck? I thought this shit died off a long time ago?

It definitely still happens in backwater middle America/flyovers. All forms of progress are stymied and even old fads stick around years later

Could have also mistaken juggalos out of makeup as goths.

>Implying that the Victorian sluts are hot
>Implying that the Victorian sluts are mentally stable

why would you care about the mental stability of the thing sucking your dick tho

I... guess it's a valid point.

wtf is clowngoth a thing ?

Teeth.

Yep.
Nothing more hilarious than the girl who was cute and emo/goth in their late teens through early 20s and gets all the requisite tats and piercings, then 30 hits them like a brick wall.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juggalo

The rabbit hole goes much deeper than you could ever hope.

Mope. Bitch. Claim they're oppressed because of who they are. Listen to shitty music.
Same thing they always did.

*Never* put your dick in crazy, user.

As an ex-goth/mallninja, let me just say that having to show up to Parent-Teacher meetings and deal with the schools changes your attitude and your wardrobe real fucking fast.

Wife dyed her hair normal colors, I cut mine, polos and khakis for work. I still wear dark navy and purples, but I can't be assed with the facepaint anymore. But then, I wasn't ever into the piercings/tats thing, so I guess the transition to normie wasn't that difficult.

My friend went to an icp show once. Got a second hand Crack high.

Do Juggalos do Veeky Forums stuff, though?

>fuckable victorian sluts

That is a big assumption. Probable as big as their dress sizes.

unless you are in USA, most of the world isnt MORBID obese with heartfailure at every step tho.

Can you go back and take pics ? it would settle the argument

A good part of Europe is right behind the U.S. in obesity.

Some LARP.

That makes an unsurprising amount of sense.

Wtf is up with lack of hot Victorian chick pix in this thread?

You can still find shitty run down murder hole tier shops mate. I've seen a few in my quest to find a decent place to game with my amigos. Honestly don't understand what all the hype you seem to find is.

Is it just the style of comics? The people? These greybeards are still in existence user.

>That feel when you don't have time to travel downtown and LGSs in Mississauga are mediocre at best.

>You can still find shitty run down murder hole tier shops mate
where?

> Honestly don't understand what all the hype you seem to find is. Is it just the style of comics? The people? These greybeards are still in existence user.
Well, it's true of comic book shops and it's true of music gigs, the run down hidden places are the only place you find the heads with the good taste and merchandise. I'm assuming because it's not very profitable. You go into the standard brightly lit mall shop and you only find shitheads and autists with crap taste and only the most commercially successful products for sale, only ever running polished, unchallenging, convention-ready modern D&D & MtG exclusively; alternatively, comic shops with just generic cape crap or shit normalfag clubs. What a bore - in the environment, people and merchandise. Only speaking from my experience, of course. I've never seen a murder hole shop though so maybe they suck too and it's just all bad, who knows.

>I've never seen a murder hole shop though so maybe they suck too and it's just all bad, who knows

I have, and usually Yugioh kills them. They'll get robbed or vandalized cause of it since booster packs are easy to lift and the game attracts real shithead teenagers almost exclusively.

You're luck you have a local shop. Closest one I have is 2 hours away, and there's NO chance of gathering a group of people in my immediate area; they're more interested in boose, drugs, and trucks.

you gotta transition outta that stuff while at university - make the leap to bohemian

Sounds like a bunch of people that aren't going to bother with you. The fact that their presense in itself bothers you so much is telling. Hell, if the girls in Victorian dresses aren't all ugly, and are only sort of insane, that sounds likea pretty good place to be; the only normal-looking guy in a room filled with betas and women.

Ah, the plight of being stuck in redneckland. I know it well.
We have an LGS in my town, just the one. Unfortunately, it should be avoided like the plague.
Fat neckbeards who don't bathe and belittle everything that isn't MtG or 5e, and only discuss anime. Or the thin dickheads, the vast majority of whom have gages for some reason. And can't leave out the guy called goku, so called for his dyed and spiked hair.
And we can't forget his sister, the shop slut, who is always draped over somebody's shoulders, usually her brothers. Will sleep with anybody with a pulse, probably even some without. Both her and her brother have herpes, and it's a solid bet that he got it from her.

But OP is literal Omega

If they make it into a university anyway.
A lot of them will try and hardline it like they're the last true goth.
Last month I drove my wife's cousin to the local university for an interview with admissions. I get the the house to pick her up, and she's wearing jeans with holes in them, a Defeater tshirt and a ratty ass hoodie with black lipstick, lip piercings, and a shitload of eyeliner.
I tore her a new asshole about how she was dressed, but she refused to change. Sure enough she didn't get in.
Luckily for her I have a friend in admissions so I got her another interview, and took her to get actual people clothes. Sent her jew-as she doctor of a dad a bill for the clothes.

Underrated post

Generally, no. They're too stupid.

>implying heavy metal is not leagues above marvel and dc comics

He is a beta.

I've seen exactly one in the last year.

It's honestly pretty impossible to be more fetishy than X-men.

You sound like an Omega.

Is that Gamma? Hey, Gamma!

SHUT UP DELTA

Mostly because American snack culture has spread to Europe

This is the GOLDEN RULE!!! Everybody take note!
Thou shalt NOT put your dick in crazy!
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I mean the sex is usually phenomenal, the nutters are usually hot and they will suck your dick with an enthusiasm bordering on obsession! But you will suffer for it. You will suffer!

...Epsilon...

They implied no such thing.
Edible does not mean delicious, gourmet, and bacteria-free.
Free food is free food.

Just saying, some people eat cold leftover pizza of uncertain origin.

>wtf is clowngoth a thing ?

It's all true, it was a ten year roller coaster ride to hell. She finally left me for a Coke dealer. Just met a crazier one a few weeks ago. She moves in next weekend.

When she kills you, put it in you will that your lawyer has to come storytime for us.

Unfortunately FLGSs/FLCSs make a large portion of their revenue through selling stupid tat to the "Such a nerd" crowd, so you're most likely gonna have to deal with them.

Fuck, my local store literally changed it's name from "The Dwarf's Chest" to "Epic Panda" to more easily appeal to that crowd since the core customer base of people who actually give a shit about tabletop gaming will show up anyway.

Why do board game shops always primarily deal in magic and warhammmer and make no attempt to showcase some actually good games that normal and not edgy retards would enjoy?

Buggery, lads, where are you? I need help!

There is definitely a place for both. I do sorta miss one game shop I went to that had some boxes of random manga and comics off in the corner. No real specific sorting or QC. Only went there once when really young, middle school age or so. Fairly certain the guy who was bebind the counter there is working at the reputable shop that seems to be the only one in the nearest three counties.

>game shop
>Shops name has meeple in it
>They primarily deal in wargames and magic and have a tiny boardgames section

X-Planet on Dixie is OK although their prices are high. Brampton's Comics Warehouse is okay too.

This meme is shit. Crazy is the best place to put your dick on. Just don't get engaged, it's not that hard since crazy girls are mostly into fucking everything that moves and will not seek sentimental support from a guy that doesn't offer it.

But that's the problem; crazy follows you home.

And occasionally tries to burn it down

Meeplemart is based, 401 is OK for a place filled constantly with magic players... Which is to say still gross.

At least it's not fandom

>it's not that hard since crazy girls are mostly into fucking everything that moves and will not seek sentimental support from a guy that doesn't offer it.
Must be nice to only deal with consistent and casual "crazy" chicks.
Clearly there can't be high strung, emotionally unstable women that exist if you haven't fucked them.

That, or you actually think "slutty" is as crazy as it gets.
Pro tip: Just because a woman chooses to pfuck whoever she wants, whenever she wants, that doesn't make her crazy.

>everything I don't like is America

wew lad

i know right!!!

you're welcome, chubs

I can't tell if your joking or fucking stupid.

You haven't fucked a crazy. You've fucked an eccentric or quirky slut.

Crazy calls you at two in the morning because she can't cope with you not being there and going to kill themselves, tries to smash your friend's head with a length of rebar because you spoke to her yesterday and are therefore fucking, phones up your boss pretending to be the tax man because she won't believe you have a job and won't accept the two of you have broken up and therefore she is allowed to try and glass your face.

If you equate slut with crazy you lack basis for comparison.

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Can confirm, crazy ain't worth it

This. If there's enough of them some of them are bound be be fuckable.

That's a local problem, not a problem with MTG in general.