Claim your Veeky Forums waifu

So this thread was kinda fun, lets have a new one! Claiming best vamp, dubs to steal trips to re-steal etc

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Creator of orginal (cancerous) thread, proud to see my legacy live on

>also dibs

Same as the last time around.

Couldn't get hard with all those judgemental doves watching me, desu

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I'd buckle her swash.

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Waifu 4 Laifu

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What the fuck is that?

Veeky Forums made the ultimate Mary Sue for laughs.

Oh yes.

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I guess I'll go with the second choice with Celestine spoken for- guess I go for older ladies.

Remember the original image I saw of this.

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Mine.

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Mine

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Shit taste, senpai

Claimed, shitlords. Inferior waifus get out.

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If I played mtg with my cat once, does that mean I can claim her as my waifu?

I'm with this guy,

I'll settle for a barbarian femboy though.

Claimed by her.

rezzik. let the hate flow.

Why does she have a swastika sword? Is she a nazi?

Imperial Officer Lekky is best waifu

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Ok, I need some answers.

I know that she's from MTG, Avacyn or something. I know close to nothing about MTG lore. Where do you get it from? Novels? Where do I learn more about her?

Take your pick Miranda is mine though

Alpharia/Omegan.

Venus.

My waifu is bigger and better than all other waifus and she has a flying castle

She was corrupted by a fucking earth bender. Lore is shit.

SHUT UP

So, this waifu is still around?

Big red-headed Barbarians.

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I would assume she's still around. The Phyrexians won the war on that plane and I don't really see them being the kind of things that can die of old age.

W-who?

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Whoever you want her to be.

>Where do you get it from?
Short stories on WotC website.

>Where do I learn more about her?
mtgsalvation.gamepedia.com/Avacyn

She's an angel made by a planeswalker in an attempt to preserve, balance, and protect an otherwise shitty plane. After 1000 years of this plan working, the planeswalker's ex-girlfriend decided to get even by wrecking the living shit out of everything. She used her plz_nerf earthbending powers to summon a not!old god Lovecraftian plane-eater. Everything got real Bloodborne for awhile, and even though Avacyn kept the old god from fully entering the plane, doing so drove her mad. So she began purging literally everything. Then her not!dad planeswalker who made her came along and ruined everything. He unmade her, then the old god got in and nommed the plane until it got bored.


Also, claiming said old god.

Heard you were talking shit about my waifu like I wouldn't find out

Bitch

Who's the artist of that one? Because it reminds me a *lot* of Wyrd's art for Malifaux, but I just realized I have no idea who does all their artwork. Now I wonder if they have a lot of 40k art too. hmm.

Any Veeky Forums Female giant

Kaelyn a shit, she can't even into basic philosophy

Raelia Cloudsplitter's already been claimed:

Claiming warrior mom.

i know, that's sad

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CLAIMED

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Nooooo

I bet you didnt even make rules for her.i didnt either im claiming her instead!

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Patrician taste, Melanin-powered friend.

Aww hell, Marcille is unlaimed? Grabbing her!

C-Callidus? C-Can she take me with h-her?

Best Lawmage coming through.

she went from gothbait to classy and I can't believe how much that worked.

Claimed

best character coming threw

pozo makes the best waifus

Janette.
"Don`t stick dick in crazy" they said...

Free, unclaimed waifus.
Be quick!

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Nope.

[USER WAS FLAYED FOR THIS POST]

So uh, how does her morph ball fit into this?

Claiming Bilmoe

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NO!

Still best daughteru

O-oh

>best

Thanks user

Me on the right

I like mad scientists. And I like that she is innocently wanting to help instead of more normal mad scietist stuff, like taking over the world

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>waifu'ing someone you are literally physically repulsed by
I mean, I voted for Hillary too, but come the fuck on man

>he stole the best ass in the galaxy from me
Does this mean I'm a cuckold?

> For laughs.

What kind of sick individual would find this amusing...

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I consider it an an extreme form of edging

Once I have suitably tempered my body and spirit, finally the exalted release

Claimed and climbed.

>neck be looooooong

Reminds of Karla from Zill O'll.

80s waifus are the best waifus.

Farah

Bargle, you bastard, you've got it coming to you!

Eiger would make a pretty poor waifu, too serious and angry.
A certain little orc, on the other hand...

Good taste user.

I like the way you think