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Forgot the OP edition (again)

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What do you mean "forgot"?

It's not there. We forgot it.

Like the baneblades?

This is the shittiest cyoa I've seen in a while.

Too close to home, user-kun?

I've put this one up, or seen OP put it up, early in the last three threads yet like a max of 5 people have responded so far. Feels bad desu.

>Fairy Sidekick
>Bilbo Expy
>Dragons
At least i'll be remembered as the annoying fairy

>Disciple Sidekick
>Peldrick Holyhammer
>Undead

Deus Vult.

Real talk, man, there's not much to work with here.

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Jeez y'all got dead.

There's another thread.

Link? I checked the catalog and didn't see it.

Nevermind. Found it on a second pass.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZpBngmCpUrU

>We forgot it
I don't follow. That's like forgetting to bring a pen when you don't need a pen.

What about apple pens

I don't know this reference.

Enjoyed it but have to admit that lack of choice might have lead to less interest.

Bard
Hobbit
Dragon

Atleast we can be friends

Lets do something: forgot this thread until THIS > reachs his limit ok?

there are ways to see if there is a cyoa thread open like the catalog and search buttons

I can't forgot this thread, that's in the past. I can only forget it.

By CYOA Gen. Thanks for all fun the CYOAs.

This isn't the main thread, is.

You shouldn't kill yourself.

This isn't your blog. Fuck off.

Poor Angelanon.

It's the autist user who never does the OP. Report the thread and go to the real one.

I haven't responded yet because I'm waiting for you to make it bigger. It's way too hard to read, and my eyesight is shit.

Why are you posting this in every thread? You're just desperate for attention

>report the thread
Yes user, please report the cyoas threads so we get banned.

Could someone please post the Marvel Symbitoe cyoa?

This isn't your blog.

Bye! Stay gone forever!

Sure thing

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>Form
Arthropod

>Abilities
Enhanced Strength
Enhanced Speed
Enhanced Defense
Enhanced Senses

>Boss Perks
Enhanced Strength
Enhanced Speed
Enhanced Regeneration
Band of Mooks

>Drawbacks
Budget Rangers
Magical Girl Team

>Strength: Extremely High
>Speed: Very High
>Defense: Very High
>Villainy: SCENERY-DEVOURING

I'm a tall, imposing humanoid figure, sheathed head-to-toe in black carapace armour. While my minions are doing all the actual work of robbing whatever place evil corps is interested in, I stand outside and make grandiose speeches to the heroes. When they attack I fight to slow them down/cause superficial injuries (I don't actually wanna hurt them, after all, they're just a bunch of teenaged girls/minimum wage community workers). When my minions are finished looting the place I pretend to go down, make a dumb one-liner about how I'll get them next time and then hoof it.

I fight seriously against monsters from other evil corporations. No speeches, no retreat, just violent pummeling until they're incapacitated/dead.

Funny anecdote: The rangers don't like the girls (because they're illegal vigilantes and they actually have superpowers) and the girls don't like the rangers (cuz they're stuffy bureaucrats with better PR managers than the girls). The first time they both showed up to fight me we had this whole awkward situation where they got angry at me cuz they thought I'd been their exclusive arch-nemesis. Then they started arguing with each other and ignoring me, so I just slipped out a side-door with the minions. I later heard they'd ended up having a serious fight with each other. Then the NEXT time I tried to rob a place they teamed up and ambushed me. It was one of the few times the minions had to leave early because the heroes captured me sooner than expected. Then they made the corniest speech about teamwork imaginable. It was so dumb. I waited until they handed me over to beat cops then shredded my restraints like wet paper.

>High School
>Equal Height
>Athletic
>Busty
>Child-bearing
>Sexy
by text, but
>Noble
by picture
>Sex Hair
>Dionysian Nymph
isn't this just a Maenad?
>Private Submissive
>Generous
>Charismatic
>Feminine
>Pervert
>Pragmatic
>Mean-Spirited
reads more like Self-Serving to me
>Idealistic
>Neat Freak
>Aggressive
>Lifting
>Sleeping
>Cooking
>Instrument
>Lazing

Top shelf, my friend. Well done. is right, though.

>Avian

>Increased Speed
>Bio-Laser
>Projectile Attacks
>Venom

>Great Devourer
>Budget Rangers
>Magical Girl Team
>Dark Hero

>Enhanced Speed
>Napalm Breath
>Freezing Breath
>Electric Discharge
>Enhanced Regeneration
>Bio-Missiles
>Shadowstep
>Drones

The skies are mine.

>The skies are mine.
youtube.com/watch?v=RW92ygltao4

Oh, yeah, forgot about the band of mooks. They're my wingmen and spotters, instructed to keep lookout at spots with great visibility. As far as how I'm going to defeat my enemies, it's all about crazy-fast attack. When I'm first given my target, I don't immediately set out for them. I bide my time producing a swarm of drones, letting my mooks keep tabs on my target. When they're least prepared I strike, coming out of nowhere with final-boss levels of speed and completely overwhelming firepower, essentially being an airstrike. If the initial strike doesn't destroy them, it'll at least leave them disoriented enough for the swarm of drones following shortly after to eviscerate them in a hail of bio-projectiles. If THEY can't take them out, I come around for another strafing run. In the case of the Magical Girls and Dark Hero, who can fly, it'll turn into high-speed dogfighting. Whenever it becomes clear I've lost my advantage, I take off and leave them in the dust to coordinate another attack.

Basically, Danger Zone.
youtube.com/watch?v=siwpn14IE7E

>the seagulls
Essentially what the drones do to my targets

Good old times.

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>Mammalian
>Venom, Camoflage, Enhanced Senses, Natural Weaponry
>Great Devourer, Budget Rangers, Infiltration
>Enhanced Speed, True Fade, Napalm Breath

>Strength: Moderate
>Defense: Moderate
>Speed: Very High

Stats aren't the best, but being an ambush predator with Venom makes it not as necessary. I have to be careful about the eating people part, as well as the Budget Rangers, but it won't be too difficult to act the part of police chief or town mayor.

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updatenever

Reptilian form

Multiple heads
Camouflage
Venom
Elastic body

Great Devourer
Budget Rangers
Infiltration

True fade
Enhanced regeneration
Nightmare embodiment
Shadow step

>One for each monster type
What'll the team name be?

(You) here. It'll be called Team:WhyDoYouGuysKeepEatingPeopleIThoughtWeWereJustHereForTheMoney

it could be worse, you could always get assigned to team rape.

What said. Besides, why let the bodies of assassination targets rot in the dirt? Waste not want not.

Are you actually referencing what I think you are?

uh...probably not?

I hope he is. Most fun I ever had in these threads.
>TEAM RAPE will never be a thing
Just kill me now.

There's always shitty fanfics you could be writing.

I'm afraid I would make such a bad one the whole "franchise"/memory would be ruined for good.
I don't know if it's sad or not to say this, but i genuinely mean it when I say this is my most treasured moment here.

I liked the team MILK that never really got off the ground despite my best efforts
An entire team of fat-tat girls is just in that sweet spot of fetishy and thematic.
Plus, I never convinced anyone to be (one of) the team cowgirl(s).

A few threads ago someone posted one of those "Draw your party" things, so I filled out a team. I really want to start writing about my boys on team COCK.

The sad thing about RP is how many elements must be right. Right CYOA, right people, right time, right mood etc.
I wish I knew who had written the stories. I smile each time I read them.

Report for what?

Liking things he doesn't like of course!
Didn't you know that's against the rules?

Coming back to on-topicness, here's a really old CYOA.

>team COCK.
Has to be a color.
I don't watch the show, and I still know that the team names have to either be colors, or be suggestive of colors.
At least RAPE's "official" name of PEAR suggests that weird yellow-tinted green.

I think cock is suggestive of some colors

The color rule is pretty much just a cultural trend that's considered the norm, but has many clear exceptions. Besides, COCK isn't the "official" name either.

Please note that I am aware that even making a team is autistic shit and that the idea is pointless.

>team COCK (Cuckoo)
>a medium-sized long-tailed bird, typically with a gray or black back
It could work. I'd rather it didn't because it's probably a team of furries, but it could work.

Orange and blue, right?

I've saved it but haven't read it because the text is far too small and I don't feel like blowing it up and straining my eyes currently.

Slow day

they don't make em like they used to

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Also, since OP is a dumb, last thread is and pastebin is pastebin.com/vrqYhnpu

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You should give it a try.

I'm sorry you didn't like it.

In general, shimmer. The birds are likely better for finding troubles for you, but shimmer is the most intellectual, so she'll help with those other aims.

Just in that the lewd Rites aren't aren't the top damage. You can still hurt stuff with some one them.

Astra's a dangerous think to be able to shoot with a Gun Tool. It'll be easy to land your magical homing-beacon & follow up with a barrage.

Shimmer might be best for the last, but it's probably way above her ability to figure that out. What would be best would be S-rank Mind.

As for the other two, I'm thinking Navy Pup would do better with his "moral compass"

>You can still hurt stuff with some one them.
>Be Lewd-Well girl
>Meet a ghost
>Can't do anything because can't ghosts can't touch or feel
>Meet a golem
>Half of your powers are useless because they have no emotions.

Checkmate, athiests.

Can any of the Rites deal with ghosts, though?

I'd say Sol, Luna, or Shift would do pretty well.
Sol because light probably hits ghosts. Luna because maybe ghosts will be solid for you when you're ethereal. Shift because sometimes there's mirror ghosts.

Last WIP, I promise. Just want to make sure there are no issues with the new text or colors, text formatting in paint.net is a goddamn nightmare.

Just do it Faggot!

Magic and Magic Weapons usually work just fine on incorporeal foes, it's just normal weapons and unarmed that have trouble.

>fairy tail

Text spacing is a little crowded, but otherwise completely readable. Looks very interesting so far, I look forward to further developments!

Red mage
Dragon
Sorcerer
Major: Elementalism
Minor: Planeswalking, Haste, Heresy

I'm gonna burn down the gods! Wish me luck!

You did this in paint.net? You really are am fucking genius.

Well shit. This is the first time I've ever needed to watch MORE anime.

It was a dark time in my life, I wouldn't recommend it

It's only good for fapbait, honestly. The plot's not terrible, and the character interactions are nice, but at the end of the day it's mostly fapbait with bruises and blood thrown in so we can say it's a shounen fighter and not softcore porn.

I'd recommend reading the manga, and if you gotta have tits in motion, watch the filler arcs of the anime.

Can someone post Hero Academy?

Step right up for evil demonic powers.

Still the best cyoa.

Font choice is still weird but better than before. I'd have picked something narrower.

Really, for body text, you want it to be as readable as possible, and you can't get better than a standard font. It's not like all of Veeky Forums is in papyrus.

I don't think you need the stroke on the text with the text backgrounds--you really only need that for the text over the spacey background. You can have them there for stylistic purposes, though.

>Lust 3 (Envy)
>Envy 2 (Greed, Gluttony, Sloth)
>Greed 1

>Curses: Unknown, Fair Play
>Boons: Specialty Versatility (2)

So, I have to cause the most evil possible? Easy; Just create advertisements to promote hate crime or pedophilia or something, abuse the hell out of my Envy 2 power, and take people's stuff.
At least I'll get laid. And maybe I can make it normal for females to be naked in public as well.

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