You walk into your local Warhammer Store

and this guy slaps two thin coats of paint on your girlfriend's ass. Wat do Veeky Forums?

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wait for the paint to completely dry before moving on?

Depends on the setting.

That situation is self-contradictory.

I call the police

Apply the nulin oil

Prime my dick and finish her off with a wash and some pearly highlights.

Look at my girlfriend very carefully and then go home to think over why I have a life-sized SOB model for a girlfriend.

Y'know, like usual.

Take him home. I need that too.

>girlfriend

Fuck off, I come to Veeky Forums to get away from these feels.

Shove him as neatly as I can.

take a moment to appreciate two thin coats provided superior coverage of the entire surface, then wait for it to completely dry before moving on.

Duncan has be confirmed by GW to be an imperial saint, i woudl thank him for blessing her

Ram a box of tyranids up my ass

I keep trying to top this one but I can't. /thread

Make sure I have a nice, clean tip

apply 2 thin coats

I reverently wash his feet with Agrax Earthshade.

> Warhammer
> girlfriend
HOW

You trap her like a wild animal, except instead of bait you use Tyranids.

Nothing, we're both his girlfriends now.

Is it weird to wish you were a hot chick so you could offer yourself to Duncan?

>ywn you will never have a glowing poptimist pixie grill as your waifu

Wait for him to wash and highlight it. Should add depth and volume.

>tfw the Warhammer store near me closed
>tfw My girlfriend died in a car crash
>tfw I'm in a wheel chair because of it

>dating a woman without a deep, voluminous ass

This made me laugh out loud; I'm sorry, user.

Do you grease the chair with Nuln Oil?

>implying someones girlfriend would want to walk into games workshop

Proceed to wash and highlight them. What else?

I've seen dozens of people call it "Nulin" Oil.

Why?

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Wash my pain away in agrax earthshade.
Only for it to be highlighted with pallid wytch flesh.