>Players are seated in high-end "massage chairs"
>DM controls vibration intensity of the chairs with remote controls
Players are seated in high-end "massage chairs"
Oliver Ross
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Sebastian Cox
Why though?
Evan Richardson
...
Justin Gonzalez
Simple Pavlovian training for rewarding desired behavior.
Colton Murphy
The players belong to a race of highly-evolved Elves from the future. The vibration sensation simulates the innate 'danger-sense' these Elves have.
Wyatt Collins
>his DM doesn't have lobsters
Carson Evans
>Put a sybian inside the girl's chair
>She gets captured by orcs
>Make her ahegao as a mean of torture while the rest of the party is trying to rescue her
>Her moans and screams are disruptive and everyone is sweating while rolling dice
Jeremiah Smith
Well, I knew it would happen eventually. I'm just surprised it only took 6 posts.
Isaac Cooper
>Only setting up the girl's chair for rape
Dylan Powell
Did you forget where you were or something?
Benjamin Young
That's how you get comatose players who can't focus for their lives mate. What would be the good side ?
Jason Sullivan
>That's how you get comatose players who can't focus for their lives mate. What would be the good side ?
Are we talking about massage chairs, or laptops at the gaming table?
Brayden Long
6 posts are 5 more than you'd expect from fa/tg/uys.
Josiah Price
The massage chairs you dunce.
Wyatt Gutierrez
Position the chairs about an acid bath and you're all set.
Xavier Baker
You know how a video game controller will vibrate when shit blows up on screen?
Sebastian Nelson
i like the way you think
Tyler Collins
But I abhor massage chairs. Can't stand the feeling of them.
I'll sit on one if it's not on. Else I'll stand or walk or something
Jason Edwards
This feels kinky even though it isn't necessarily
Cameron Edwards
Hence the bait, user--the point is to evoke lewdity whilst technically remaining "innocent" oneself in the thread's OP.
Benjamin Jones
As a person with back problems, that sounds amazing.
Landon Gomez
A thread died so you could post this
Now you have to live with yourself
William Mitchell
Why the fuck did you put massage chairs in quotes?
Ian Fisher
It was weak enough to be on page 11, it deserved to die
Carter Jones
>setting up the players
>not the DM
Just have clickers that players can press. 2/3rds majority massage starts. 3/3rds full on rubber-rocket ride.
Henry Clark
>a thread at the bottom of page 11 that wasn't visible in the catalog
I miss quest threads on Veeky Forums too, but come on
Jack Turner
>And /wst/ got banned from Veeky Forums...
Christopher Butler
I suppose it's kind of like "Body massager".
Adrian Campbell
And none of those anons left
Thomas Peterson
They're playing as astronauts.
Ayden Brown
This.
You post something technically SFW like cropped furry porn and throw a fit when some pervert recognizes it. It's like Roll20.
Eli Williams
Parker Lee
>GM goes to take a piss
>Girl wants to sit next to someone in particular, swaps seat with another player
>GM doesn't notice
>GM begins capture scene
>GM is confused when the girl doesn't react while the other player is gasping and breathing heavy
Ryan Moore
>"massage chairs"
Cameron Walker
Well, this is what you get for getting rid of quests. You freed up that space for this. It's obviously what you want, so why keep on complaining about it.
Joshua Smith
There is a whole quest board.