What if potions had high viscosity?

What if potions had high viscosity?

They would require more actions to use

You mean low viscosity? Low viscosity is what's shown in your little webum. High viscosity is water.

You mean like regular potions?

Remember, it's always a good idea to double-check your funposting for simple mistakes before hitting the Post button.

>Viscosity

>1. of a glutinous nature or consistency; sticky; thick; adhesive.
>2. having the property of viscosity.

That's wrong dummy.

What are you guys going on about?

The other two anons are right, but for some reason lots of people make your mistake. i guess the word just isn't used often.

Then it would be better to eat out a tube.

Do medieval-type fantasy worlds have tubes?

So...
Do you chew on it?

>the dyslexic
>WHAT IF POTIONS HAD HIGH VELOCITY

Aw fuck that's right

I always get high and low viscosity mixed up.

It's like high-tolerance and low-tolerance low-tolerance means it's made better

You can use a sheep bladder or something

My sheep familiar isn't going to like that.

Lessened risks of pulmonary aspiration.

Unless you're talking about tolerance of foreign bodies. High tolerance to lactose would be better than low tolerance.
But yeah, low tolerance = tight standarts in industry.

>Jam sandwich of healing
>Pancake with syrup that provides fire immunity

Somehow I imagine your sheep familiar has put up with worse

>baker alchemist
>sugar cookie healing potions, cupcakes of cat's grace, banana bread of expeditious retreat, fruitcake of stoneskin, cherry pie of protection from evil, wedding cake of geas.

> wedding cake of geas
pls no

>An entire batch of healing rolls is cursed because you mistakenly used Evil yeast

Guards now actually have to take Stolen Sweetrolls seriously.

Then they'd be lotions.

>let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll
>Hell yeah, they stole my sweetroll! That fucker had Haste, Blurstrike and Greater Bulls Strength all rolled into one!
>That sweet makes me into a one man killing machine and is worth more than ten of you put together!
>That's it, go get your captain, I'm informing him of your sarcastic attitude.

The Tales of series uses fruit flavored gel as healing items

>ROCKET PROPELLED HEALTH POTIONS
>GET HEALED YOU UNGRATEFUL FUCK

...

you can't handle my strongest lotions

>w viscosity? Low viscosity is what's shown in your little webum. High viscosity is water.
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> Anonymous 01/19/17(Thu)15:36:42 No.51296109▶
> (OP)
What if potions were Bingham plastics?

Shit

>Hey, I need healing!
>Ftssssss
>OH NO! NOT LIKE THIS!

Hey, they said their vows, that just ensures they keep them.

aw shit what if you get injured and your throat becomes blocked?
and your ass too?

>become a cleric
>heal niggaz a township away while you grow fat in the comfort of your own home

Lotion seller, please! I am going to the beach, and I need your strongest lotions!

Be careful, the last time my group found healing potion cookies, they were made of children.

but how did they taste?

Snake, that's disgusting.

Disgusting, huh?

Witch-made cookies: They're Tragically Delicious!

>Alright guys lemme drink this potion
>HURK HURK CHEW CH-COUGH-COUGH
>Oh shit someone help Hanz he's choking again

I.. wut? I cant... have you never... Google is your friend man

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HIGH SPEED HEALING

>High viscosity healing gel nanites
>Robot that injects humans with healing nanites
>Syringe is located in groin
>Syringe extends before us as it must be protected inside the chasis when not in use
>Robot holds you in place as to ensure optimal injection site during healing process
>Robot gently rocks you with strong arms to ensure you will be calm, the less calm you are, the more robot shakes you
>Robot can also spray topical nanites if its a surface wound
>Nanites can also be ingested orally

>wedding cake of geas.

>Hey, they said their vows, that just ensures they keep them.

Sweetroll of delayed fireball

>"Let me guess someone stole your sweetroll"
>'Hears explosion'
>"Yep"

In case of emergency, insert cookies into stab wounds

>I want a divorce
>instantly dies

Yes. Like shit

>Souffle of disintegration

No wonder it takes a master to make them.