>the ancient evil is defeated and sealed away for eternity >only eternity turns out to actually mean several thousand years >the great sorcerer king and his dark legions have awoken to find themselves in the middle of a spacefaring civilization
Would this setting work? What system would be best for it?
What happens when a bunch of metalheads make a D&D heartbreaker. It's actually pretty good.
Mason Richardson
>several thousand years Exactly 1000. Zargothrax was sealed in 992 and released in 1992.
Don't know what was his objective in 992, though. The things he needed for that were unavailable back then.
Robert Watson
He just wanted to take over Dundee
Ryder Russell
You have to hit JUST the right balance with how powerful magic is in order for it to work. Too powerful and you question why they don't just magic away all the weapons or teleport to all world and military leaders and disintegrate them or how the magic users can even be hurt by non-magical weapons, too weak and it stretches believability on why they don't get bombed back into the magic age by modern fire power.
Andrew Bennett
That's a question: If Zargothrax was defeated in 992 by the forces of Fife, why was he such a threat to Angus McFife XIII, who rules whole galaxies?
Liam Smith
Well to be fair his original defeat seems to have more been a stalling tactic because his forces were too strong to face directly. There was probably some magical mcguffin and heroic quest to unlock the ancient goddess's power of light or something. I figured that we're working on the assumption that such avenues have been mostly lost to the ages as science and technology replaced mysticism.
Being immune to non-magical attack is overpowered but you could have his minions able to resist everything up to and maybe including canon fire unless you catch them by surprise or something like that. Magical illusions/shields could help with the issues of why modern man doesn't just shove a nuke up their ass. Teleportation and other magical travel could be available but maybe more for short distances or with great preparation and difficulty or pre-built routes for hopping to the other side of the globe.
Jose Ortiz
Angus McFife XIII has more enemies. On the topic of Zargothrax, being in an interglobalized political situation where you and your legions are the sole providers of a very useful and unique service (magic) enables very different lines of attack compared to a situation where you're the only game in town aside than the kingdom of good guys and have to match them steel for steel. The kinds of dark bargains Zargothrax can strike in the far future, the kind of advantage he can gain from offering "Join me all ye scoundrels and we will feast richly off the coffers of McFife", make him threatening beyond his archaic starting forces
Cameron Mitchell
Tbh Angus XIII isn't so very organized, he supposedly rules the whole galaxy yet as the story begins he has obviously not even pacified the moon.
Kayden Harris
I think that rebellions would be somewhat commonplace in a galaxy wide empire, and that would give Zargothrax a foothold.
Mason Adams
But his allies in that final war included a whole resurected army of the strongest warriors of earth that apparently had never lost a war before, An army of raging dorf led by their badass king, da fookin Hootsman and probably some other humies. Then again he dint have a magic dragon on his side like his ancestor did. Wonder what happened to that dragon actually.
Luis Walker
>There was probably some magical mcguffin and heroic quest to unlock the ancient goddess's power of light or something. That'b be the Amulet of Justice.
Adding to what the other anons have said, Angus XIII, I think that Angus XIII doesn't even know about Zargothrax's return until the very end. Mind you he's been busy rallying troops andfighting the other Chaos Wizard during all that time. Zargothrax acts more sneakily in 1992 than in 992. He goes to another galaxy to get the Crystal Key and goes back on Earth undetected thanks to the war.
Joshua Ward
Is there a breakdown of the events of the two albums somewhere?
Angel Walker
Wikipedia explains the storyline of both albums decently actually.
Juan Flores
Anything more in-depth, or should I just go wind a copy of the lyrics and read those?
Sorcerer King and crew gets recruited by a Megacorp. And so the great magic arms race begin.
Carter Sanchez
That's the one, but apart from listening/reading the lyrics it's the best we got.
There is also a bit info on the setting in some interviews that the wiki covers.
Joshua Wright
In 992, yes. In 1992, he wanted to destroy the universe.
David Phillips
Get immediately absorbed by Chaos or Crusaded against or have the Inquisition on his ass.
Jayden Lewis
The Ancestral Laserdragon was present during the battle on Mars, but was apparently destroyed there because Angus McFife XIII wasn't riding it when he rushed back to Earth.
Anthony Clark
The demon horde and or chaos wizards must have been fucking amazingly great to defeat this rogue's gallery of the universe's most badass motherfuckers. Woulnt have changed much because Zargothrax was down on earth with they key but still...
Jose Collins
The death of the dwarf king hits the hardest.
Anthony Ramirez
Damn fucking right it does.
The rage of the dwarves is the best part of that song, too.
Benjamin Thompson
now insert something long and phallic in your jack ass
James Diaz
I think the good guys were winning even after the Spaceknights of Crell were destroyed again but the whole demon attack on Mars was a distraction.
I remember reading that the Astral Dwarves weren't on Mars, but fighting Zargothrax's demon army on Earth to delay the ritual.
The Goblin King had a Dragon mount too. This Dragon had a particularity, I think it was made of Crystal. Either way, that Dragon did something relevant during the battle of Mars. Anyone remember what?
Nolan Anderson
>Gloryhammer is a Scot-Swiss epic power metal band >Scot-Swiss
What the fuck, how did this happen? Are chaos wizards real?
Camden Fisher
Hoot is the greatest hero known to man.
Ayden Gomez
>Russian Come on, just use your innate hacking skills to find what you need.
Tyler Hughes
A true Californian hero-slash-tyrant.
John Perez
but the good, greek style of tyrant. like how conan became king just by killing shit.
Grayson Gonzalez
>Zargothrax wins because the songwriter plays him
Also >mfw the story contents of the third album were spoiled Marked spoilers, but still.
Owen Davis
Zargothrax did literally nothing wrong though.
Juan Peterson
Trying to destroy the universe might rustle some jimmies, though. We do kinda need this universe to live.
Jackson Hill
>He doesn't know that "Space 1992: Rise of the Chaos Wizards" is a retelling of actual events.