How to be a real-life paladin

Hi Veeky Forums, how does one become a real-life paladin? I don't mean a literal fighter for justice, a religious murderhobo or a crusading knight. I mean a perfectly disciplined lawful good human being who always does the best possible thing.
Is there a set of rules or a code that you know of, which will make one into a real life paladin?

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Yes, there is.

But the order rarely takes new applicants, unless they prove themselves truly worthy.

You can't. Such things are only possible in fantasy and fiction that simplifies complexity of moral and ethics into a clear black-and-white classification.

>who always does the best possible thing.
Read some Kant?

If you can't figure out the absolute truths of the world, you are not fit to shepherd the growth and sanctity of life and good.

read up on philosophy.

Then on theology.

Then on law.

Then realize you will never be wise enough to fully understand any of it.

>muh moral relativism

Join the army.

Tell me more.
Yeah, that is an important distinction to make. Ethics aren't all black and white in real life. There are no inherently evil creatures to smite. But that isn't what makes a paladin a paladin. Certainly there is still a way of making the right decision every time. Usually there are a thousand ways to go right and a thousand ways to go wrong. I want to know how not to go wrong anymore and achieve greatness for you and those around you.
Kant is outdated. You need to take into consideration both the intentions of your actions, which are a matter of virtues and vices; and the consquences, which are a matter of utilitarianism, good or harm.
Absolute truths are not necessary. We can only judge actions by what we know. And we can only make decisions with what we know. We have no higher standards to judge actions than what we know anyway.
I already study philosophy and I'm spiritually open to a lot of things. I don't think law or theology can help us on the matter though.
Kek

>Kek
>Not supporting your brothers in arms as you purge the jihadist.

Thanks for the bump bud