Necron Army Creation

You know what time it be. Roll for side in the Secession, baby!

Rolled 10 (1d10)

Had fun with the last one, lets see where this goes

>Didn't fight and only defended their own borders.

Bah. Those children fought over the galactic sandbox, while you were fine with what you had.

Of course, war is the one constant in life. Eventually, the call was heard, and the War in Heaven had begun.

But who did you fight alongside, before they outlived their usefulness?

Roll for C'Tan

Rolled 1 (1d10)

personally hoping for Voidragon

CURSES

foiled again

Whether out of loyalty, or honeyed words, you threw your lot in with The Deceiver. Of course, all things must come to an end, and the whole "Turning you into metal skeletons" Thing didn't really gain him any brownie points. After tossing him to the curb, you slumbered for a while.

But as you were asleep, some asshole wouldn't turn his music down. These assholes were none other than....
Roll for hated nemesis.

Rolled 7 (1d10)

fuggin KIDS and their SHITTY NEW MUSIC

The Slit-faced youngsters of this "Tau Empire"! They dare to claim what belongs to an empire much greater than their simple young minds can understand! Such hubris cannot go unpunished!

That said, you have been asleep a while...Something has to have gone awry in such a time.

Roll for mental damage.

Rolled 10 (1d10)

FUCK! Where'd all this dust come from? The Silent King'd have a fit if he say what a mess the Dynasties became. Good thing we're here to fix that, eh? A minor setback, is all. We'll get the empire up and running once again!

Of course, we all have our hobbies. For instance, our main goal is....

Roll 1d100 for greater goal

Rolled 5 (1d100)

To become flesh and blood once again! Being immortal is cool and all, but fuck if it's not a hassle. All we need is to find a suitable host!

Speaking of hosts. Sometimes, we need to freshen up our numbers. Luckily for us, these youngsters are suitable for conversion. What is our favored species again, Lord?

Roll 1d100 for conversion race.

Rolled 100 (1d100)

hoping for Tau, they'd be closest to our old bodies so it would fit in with making everything like it used to be

Perhaps we ought to re-roll either our goal or our conversion race?

Nobody! They'd never compare to our old selves, right boss? All we need is some time, a little elbow grease, maybe some magic, and BAM! We'll be our skinny, sexy selves in no time!

>Didn't fight during the Secession wars
>Fought with and betrayed the Deceiver
>Hate the youngster Tau
>Playing housekeeper, repairing the empire to it's former glory
>Want to be flesh and blood once again
>Want to be OUR flesh and blood once again

All we need now is a name for our little metal army!
What Dynasty do we seek to rebuild?

Alright that'll work

so does this mean that we are likely allies of the Sautekh Dynasty? Maybe we are already?

Should we start with our dudes waking up and the fight that results from the Tau being on our Tomb Worlds?

hmm. How about the Haansekh Dynasty?

But of course! These little bastards dare to lay claim to OUR worlds? To OUR galaxy? Feh. They will see the might of the Necrontyr.

So eastern fringe, we are close to the Sautekh

We could call for their aid in removing this infestation, or we could remain silent in a bid to preserve our independence

At this point we need to decide whether or not we can better serve our purposes by joining with others or by going our own way

Our main objective is to rebuild the Necrontyr Empire as it once was, but also to reclaim the forms we once lost due to the cruel machinations of the Deceiver, forever cursed be his name

The Sautekh are known for desiring the restoration of the Empire's previous strength, so our purposes could align

However, on the other hand, we might lose our opportunity to reclaim the old flesh

Imotekh isn't known to tolerate insubordination, and wouldn't likely allow us to pursue our old forms

What is our decision, might Overlord?