I want to blast fucking everything with magic and be as minmaxed as possible for it in DnD 5e.
Fuck specializing in support spells, that shit is for gaylords who want to do "le epic keikakus", I want death lasers.
How do I do this, Veeky Forums? How do I blast ALL the goblins? I want to touhou so hard my lasers leave a giant imprint of my dick in the fucking mountains and hundreds of years later people worship it.
Owen Cruz
Druid. Moonbean is fucking hax.
Cooper Jenkins
Batman Wizard fags are the same kind of people who play Sidereals and Acanthus Mages, lame faggots who want to feel like smug puppetmasters. I want to do the damage and fuck all of their girlfriends, not summon Mordenkainen's Sodomy Hut to sleep eight hours and hope the boss is still there when I get back.
Death lasers is real magic.
How do I achieve maximum power?
Easton Cruz
By playing something else.
DnD has fucking awful damaging spells that are rarely worth it.
Benjamin Cruz
Probably this with a Dragon Sorc multiclass, so you get the elemental boost to damage, and Metamagic to re-roll damage of attacks, and maybe a dip into Tempest Cleric to maximize that Lightning or Thunder Damage once per day.
Overall a really powerful Lightning/Thunder based class. That's going to give you your best AOE Stuff.
Variant Human if your DM allows it, Arakokra if not, and if neither are allowed, Half-elf, using Sword Coast rules to cherry pick some of the better Elf features.
Of course, this is thinking as a powergamer. If you want a real fun time with an actual character, play Arcane Trickster 3, then multiclass into Wizard. Skillmonkey Caster is FUN.
Cooper Miller
>Sidereals and Acanthus Mages So along with their other sins, they like shit games, too.
Colton Moore
>Batman Wizard fags are the same kind of people who play Sidereals and Acanthus Mages, lame faggots who want to feel like smug puppetmasters. I want to do the damage and fuck all of their girlfriends, not summon Mordenkainen's Sodomy Hut to sleep eight hours and hope the boss is still there when I get back.
This. This shit is designed to appeal to a specific subset of sit-around-do-nothing-feel-smug-about-it nerds and has been rewarded and encouraged for years by Wizards of the Coast.
They also tend to be the same people who insist that their characters can use modern science ingame with one side of their mouth and that RAW is the literal physics of the gameworld with the other, all with the same identical, stupid smirk on their face and the same look of slack-jawed stupidity when you tell them that their railgun doesn't work, and neither does the peasant railgun.
This is the one and only hobby that was improved by normies getting involved with it.
Wyatt Flores
>Of course, this is thinking as a powergamer. If you want a real fun time with an actual character, play Arcane Trickster 3, then multiclass into Wizard. Skillmonkey Caster is FUN.
This is exactly what wasn't wanted you stupid fuck, go drown yourself in your piss jars and take your gay non-laser mage with you.
Hudson Butler
(you)
Camden Kelly
It's a shame because the idea about going Sorcerer/Cleric might be good for a Mike Pence build, but then he had to vomit out his autism onto the thread with its literal antithesis.