You are the Emperor of Mankind. Your designs have gone terribly wrong, and instead of creating pri[m]archs you have instead generated pri[f]archs.
Determined to make the best of a bad situation, you take one as your waifu. Which one do you pick and why?
Pic related.
The rest.
>waifuing your daughter
I'm not going to fuck my daughter, user. I'll just use my prifarchs like I would have used primarchs.
If it's grown in a test tube it's fair game desu. You're the Emperor of Mankind, you can't afford to be so sentimental when taking waifus.
When is this garbage going to end?
you faggots can't even begin to think about an idea unless it has fucking animu sameface garbage plastered all over it can you.
You know, I would've actually given a shit about this thread and maybe even tried to steer it in a slightly less degenerate direction
but you used WHH fanart
After long and careful thought I decided to destroy all trace that any of these existed, up and including the OP, after which I rebegin and don't screw up chromosome-part this time. Mental note to self: Double X means kisses so produces women, which I don't make, I can get enough
Magnus to create the ultimate psycher
for humanity of course
>prifarchs
Primarchs (female)
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Nope, that's still just dumb as hell. Just say Primarchs (female) instead. Otherwise, you're just an SJW cunt, or stealing their vocabulary; I don't know what's worse.
Maybe it's a pun?
a pun on what though?
i take the guy who is also a subpar tank because i can ride him around and take him off some sweet jumps
I don't know what's worse, that fact that this concept managed to generate enough content back in the day to warrant an entire series of articles on 1d4chan, or that OP is probably a newfag who saw this in 1d4chan and thought that it was the norm rather than just a hidden from he days when Veeky Forums was even more rife with waifu-faggotry than it is now.
Like it's not even a choice
That's an amazing picture from what I assume is a porn game simulator. Even got the black eyes without iris or pupil right.
The author made Roberta and Furia, but I only saved Kelly.
>Honey Select
Good taste.
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2016 goty
Fuck that gay incest shit, gonna have beautiful aid babies with Papa Nurgle
I've made a huge mistake.
Which one has the cutest penis and tighest butt?
Because the only pri[f]archs I want are the pri[f](m)archs
is that some Victim "Girls"?
Or, crazy thought here, maybe as the most powerful guy in the galaxy, I can just take my pick of the choicest pussy in the universe without resorting to test tube incest?
Crazy I know
Welp, I just need to recreate this mistake and make a fem clone of myself.
All this bitches can be sucked into warp, they all highly flawed.
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yeah, artist is the same
Less snuff, which is good.
Why pick when rolling is possible?
>Be Emps
>Roll 25
>Wat do?
>Queen of Spades
Damn, ok, I'll risk it.
rollan
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I choose sexiest primarch
Rollin'
roll
More common than you know.
>The eyes get bigger and more autistic each generation
Inbreeding trufax
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I'm pretty sure the concept of "procreation" or "love" is below the Emperor.
The only plus I see from this is what Malcador said about females not being so argumentative and competitive as males are, so possibly it might prevent the Horus Heresy.
However, like I said, "love" is a concept below the Emperor, so he still might cause it by being a giant dick to them. Heck, after he's done reuniting humanity he'll probably just have them disposed of like he did with the Thunder Warriors. That fear was one of the reasons why some of the primarchs turned to begin with.
also
>incest
My my digits reveal my destiny.
Just fucking kill them all and start over.
How can one man be so based?
Rolled 19 (1d100)
This is a serious gamble
I hope Baron turns out okay. I know next to nothing about him, but in some pics he looks like he'll grow into a super villain and in others he looks super innocent.
The president isn't wrong here
Given how old Trump was when Baron was born, there's a good chance he's autistic. It would certainly explain Trump trying to blame autism on vaccines.
He has a "I don't know what the fuck is happening and I don't care" expression in every picture I see of him and I love it.
He is only 10
I pri(f)art in OP's general direction.
>Using THAT particular piece of software to make the High School Primarchs
I hope whoever did it also made lots of hentai.
Fulgrim-chan looks cute, as always.
No feminine penis is HERESY
34 por favor
Congrats, you got a psyker
rolling
check em
Please give me something nice.
she'll compleat me
I suppose she could teach me necromancy.
Gotta go with Horus-chan. She is just the right kind of cute!
You're the master of genetics. Make a female clone of yourself. Because if anyone deserves your love it's you.
You're missing two.
Also what the fuck is wrong with you? They're your daughters for fucks sake.
>for fucks sake
What, why would i the emperor of mankind take of my daughters i made for leading my armies a waifu? Its not like the emperor choose a husbando in real fluff, but i dont expect anyone making these threads actually know anything about wh40k