Warhammer 40,000 general

user from last thread that said Emmissary was Malys, please post the video and the timestamp where it "outright states" they're the same person.

>doesn't hold the fan before her smiling mouth like she does in the books when fighting
Missed opportunity, tbqhfam.

The half cape, for me. He's a funky model.

Would use as proxy archon/10.

Have to include the harlequins somehow.

MANLY AELDAR IS MANLY

I know its /pol/ shitposting but still,
The Emperor's Children, while degenerate, saw anything that was ugly or boring as disgusting, imperfect, and worthless. They believed in a bizzaro ubermensch not a "everybody holds hands also white guilt" society.

Makes sense since the United Empire is basically the Imperium.

I too am interested in hearing this.

I've already squirreled away the money for the book and the character box (assuming the same 85 dollar cost as the Imperial one). Regardless of rules I've got plenty of use for both.

Pretty excited for all Eldar to get re-united under one banner. I've been playing Eldar/DEldar/Harlequins for quite awhile so it'll be nice to hopefully have a little more flexibility in my list construction.

the head is shit but from the neck down shes qt af 2bh pham

wont buy the model tho because elfs r gay

>*pulls out volkite caliver*
>*breaks codex adherence*
>*recruits traitors*
>"Yes, quite intriguing!"

I swear to god Trumpfags are like the new bronies.

Not even librul, not an Amerifat so I've no horse in the race but the fact you lot adore him enough to need to make everything, no matter how unrelated, about him is vomit inducing.

I don't think we've managed more than two threads recently without someone attempting a /pol/ thread derail.

>user isn't aware of what the Slaanesh story represents
It has always been a metaphor for pants on head retarded liberalism. 40k is full of stuff like that eg "cultural exchanges". Predates /pol/ by decades.
The timing is just a funny coincidence
>or is it

>Pretty excited for all Eldar to get re-united under one banner.
JUST LIKE IN AGE OF SHITMAR

HOLY FUCK

AGE OF EMPEROR CONFIRMED, SELLING EVERYTHING NOW.

Post your eBay link please - I'd love to buy your models at full blown ragequit discount levels.

Well not even what ever you are saying not-librul

>volkites

If marines of any sort get martian death-rays before skitarii do I'm going to reeee

I have a love hate with the new intro.

I still prefer the older one

youtu.be/Sw6pHoWgKaE

They even have space marine like stuff. The Sherydan.

>thicc

Again with these nigger terms.

Carcharodons use and maintain entire squads of them, apparently.

>"liberal" degeneracy
I don't know, man, we're more degenerate than the "liberals" are.

Also, fuck off back to /pol/.

>Getting baited this hard

>reddit spacing
>being a whiny cuck
why are these 2 things always always hand in hand???

>entire squads

I think it was just one tactical squad had a single volkite as their special weapon guy.

>I don't know, man, we're more degenerate than the "liberals" are.
you are more degenerate than literal cannibalistic pedophiles? i suggest suicide.

WHATS THAT?! I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF HUNTING DOWN VILE TRAITERS, XENOS, AND DAEMONS IN THE DARKNESS THAT LIES BEYOND THE VOIDFATHER'S LIGHT

Gonna have to disagree, I think the new one is brilliant, with the whole Starship Trooper's propaganda finally fading to show a industrial cyberpunk city.

Wtf does Emperor Children got to do with Slaanesh's birth by the Eldar?
Also Emps children are absolutely degenerate they raped an entire theatre of people once. In the messiest way possible.
Likewise fulgrim was autistic liberal retard level of body fluids painting.

>imperial general visits tau space.png
that's the smile of a man who really loves his job

>>reddit spacing
Might want to check out half the thread.

01110010 01100101 01100101

>one honor guard veteran has a volkite gun
>THEY ALL FUCKING HAVE VOLKITE WEAPONS GUYYYYZ

Veeky Forums has too many dumb redditors, this shouldve been obvious to you.

So, fun fact: It is theoretically possible to make a Chaos Lord completely immune to anything S4 or lower if you run him in a Rapture Battalion and give him Blissgiver.

All you have to do is the following:

>Roll a D3 for amount of drug rolls for Blissgiver - 3
>Roll a 4 each time - +1 Toughness (x3)
>Roll for army-wide drugs - +1 Toughness

Congrats, you now have a T8 Chaos Lord.

I know this because I had it happen today when playing against my buddies Guard army.

Do you know how glorious it is to have a Lightning Claw/Power Fist Chaos Lord with a Jump Pack completely and totally ignore 40 lasgun shots, then tank a Demolisher Cannon as if it were only a flesh wound, before running four units off the board because they can't actually hurt him? Because I do, and it is wonderful.

>wh40klib.ru is back up

yay

Am I the only one that can spot redditors irl by their low-t cuck expressions?
It is like redditors are evolving into a sub species of cuck.

>reddit spacing

Hello newfag pretending to be oldfag

Have you been to /d/? Do you remember the /wst/? It had stories about cannibalistic pedophilia, and that was considered NORMAL. You, like most lost /pol/locks have no idea what you are talking about.
So, stfu and lurk moar, newfag.

>reddit spacing
Is this some kind of meta-meme your fond of? By your own post, you apparently haven't been here that long, but the 4chins has been doing any manner of spacing as posters wish since it began. For example, this classic from 2006.

Or in 2008, when people would decry anyone that didn't space their posts because of the eyesore.

>It is theoretically possible to make a Chaos Lord completely immune to anything S4 or lower

DID SOMEBODY SAY ASSAULT 3 CANCER GUNS?!

...The hell are you snorting brother.
Bliss Giver is a daemon weapon that causes the victim to pass out from utter euphoria if they fail a leadership test. Great way to be a blender lord, But does Jack shit for combat drugs.

>being a cannibalistic pedo
unironically hope you get killed 2bh

>2017
>still libtards on Veeky Forums
I come back for this. Though you guys would have mass suicided after Trumps ascendance.

>being this much of a newfag
Welcome to Hell, kiddo.

Frankly cannibalistic pedos shit up threads less than /pol/lacks.

do you feel in charge?

...

But user what if you were /pol/ and you just didn't know it?

The stars really need to align for that. You could get similar results with a lord on a bike and getting toughness twice though. T 7 makes you immune to lasguns and nigh immune to bolters, and rolling on two 4s on the table is less of a tall order.

When you grow up and start paying taxes, you will learn the truth.

They dont give a shit about codex adherence. The have orders from the Emperor himself to comback and take Red Tithes as the need to. They appear to respect it as a source of good tactics, but thats not going to stop them from slaving their way across the galaxy for recruits and serfs before returning to the V O I D.

It was one dude. When youre unconscious most of the time crossing the V O I D then its pretty easy to maintain a single caliver when its barely seen combat.

Dont forget the Third Companys Dreads are actual Horus Heresy Era marines within them. And Share Bail is only two generations removed from the 30k era marines himself.

The are old and have old shit because to them, they arent actually that old. Because theyre in storage most of the time.

Woulds Terminators, Chaos Terminators and Nobz improve any if they were given access to Jump Packs or Rokkit Packs respectively?

why were you coming here then.
isn't cripplechan still up? and /leftypol/ hasn't crapped all over it has it?

Give all the models you mentioned an extra wound. Problem solved.

>mfw that moment when the Night Lord sorcerer who has literal shadow daemons for his familiar experiences REAL darkness from the Carcharodon Librarian's void

You merely adopted the darkness, Night Lords.

nobz need to be s5 base... boyz need to be s4 base. terminator armor/mega armor should give +1 wound in addition to its other shit.

I really like the cryochamber bits of the book

Ave Omnissiah

terminators/MANz would be pretty neat if they could get once-a-game teleport packs like that one dawn of war upgrade

I mean, if dreadknights and grey knights can get that shit, why not the big boys too.

Someone posted that a few days ago and I found it hilarious. Their ships are literally just floating refrigerators.

>do you feel in charge?
Dafuq does that even mean? Is this your first time on Veeky Forums or something?

Forgive me, brother, I have been hitting too much space cocaine.

It's Intoxicating Elixer I'm referring too. I ran Blissgiver on a Sorcerer in the same army.

OTHER IMPERIAL FORCES
ARE YOU EVEN TRYING

should i run less boyz?

So when do we get these fuck'n bolt spears?

Srs question time when is GW going to release start collectors for the new armies?

>The stars really need to align for that.

And they did. It was hilarious. But I doubt it will ever happen again.

That said, it's just fun that it can happen. Even then, you can get ridiculously stat-boosted Lords in a Slaanesh force, what with Warlord traits and Combat Drugs without Intoxicating Elixer (which is the actual relic I was referring to, not Blissgiver).

I think the terminators could use extra toughness. Currently they're less durable than bikes overall.

Nobz just need their bikes to not be insanely expensive.

You already have them.

>not recognizing bane memes
>calling others newfags

N E W L A D
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Where at?

Custodes and the Deathwatch Watch Master.

Adepta Sororitas + Henchmen Warband + Culexus (1848/1850pt.)

@Primary Detachment [ 1 ]

Adepta Sororitas (Combined arms detachment)

@HQ [ 2 ]

Canoness Veridyan (85pt.)

Canoness (95pt.)Combi-flamer; Rosarius; The Book of St. Lucius;

@Troops [ 3 ]

6x - Battle Sister Squad (97pt.)
Flamer
Heavy Flamer
Combi Flamer

6x - Battle Sister Squad (97pt.)
Flamer
Heavy Flamer
Combi Flamer

5x - Battle Sister Squad (85pt.)
Flamer
Heavy Flamer
Combi Flamer

@Fast attack [ 2 ]

10x - Seraphim Squad (195pt.)
1x - Seraphim Superior (40pt.)Power sword
2X - Hand Flamers

6x - Dominion Squad (193pt.)
Combi-melta
4x meltagun
Immolator (65pt.) TL multi-melta; Storm bolter;

@Heavy support [ 3 ]

6x - Retributor Squad (122pt.)
4x Heavy Bolter
1x Simulacrum Imperialis

Exorcist (130pt.)
Exorcist (130pt.)

@Secondary Detachment [ 2 ]

Inquisitorial Henchmen Warband

Ordo Hereticus Inquisitor (73pt.) Psyk-out grenades; Power armour; Bolt pistol; Force weapon; Psyker; Mastery level 1; The Liber Heresius;
servo-skull x3
3x - Acolyte (9pt.); Power armour; Laspistol; Chainsword;
Ministorum Priest (50pt.) The Mace of Valaan;
Daemonhost (10pt.)
4x - Death Cult Assasins (60pt.)
Land Raider (250pt.)

Officio Assasinorum Detachment

@Elites [ 1 ]

Culexus Assasin (140pt.)

Statistics:
* Models: 56
* Units: 18
* Warp charges: 1

Can I win something with this list, Veeky Forums?

>Current year
>Posting bane memes
Clearly from reddit.

>ordo xenos inquisitor with rad grenades and a bodyguard of space marine honour guard
instant death on crisis suits is p.sweet

Stick a wych head with hair in it's place. Done.

Nah. I'm just burning mine. Not because of AoE, but because of them being in the same Codex as CWE.

>crisis suits
people run tiny riptides?

> current year
> two newfags in an argument about pretending to be beardy as fuck
Veeky Forums will never change

Why do you care? Just keep playing the bits you like. Or are you concerned what other people think about your army choice and you're afraid people will think you play a cheesy army?

Sometimes. Riptides are more common, though.

At least they can pop the 4-wound commanders.

/tv/ is the worst board on Veeky Forums, and you are the reason why.

>crisis suits

Is that a type of Riptide?

Are those sister squads on foot?

Are we actually at the point where Crisiswing is no longer considered cheese?
Maybe I can finally start that Tau army after all.

>1h power axe

My dominus will take 2 please

You're just now realizing that Tau hate is a meme and no one here actually knows what they're talking about or why the faction is "cancerous"?

Feeling good today. I ordered some Sentinel bits off of ebay, and I just finished turning all of my old Scout Sentinels into Armored Sentinels as well as magnetizing all 3 of them and 3 Autocannons/Multi-Lasers/Lascannons. I don't have pics of them at the moment, but I'm pretty happy with the outcome. I really love Armored Sentinels so I'm thinking I'll get 3 new ones so I can magnetize them as well and hopefully make an Emperor's Talon formation.

What kinds of things have you guys done this weekend hobby wise?

>implying I'm even the one who posted it

Your accuracy at identifying things is on point, as usual, Mr. Doesn't Know Bane Memes and Doesn't Know Which Anonymous Poster Is Which.

Yeah I think it's a forgeworld model
Basically every non-formation tau unit is pretty balanced unless you are just spamming MCs

You think hating cuntfaced oriental space commies is a meme?