Stat me, Veeky Forums

Stat me, Veeky Forums

Favored Enemy: Bandmates, Good RPGs

Cleric

Ultimate miracle: Masturbation Killer

Species: Mememan

no pdf/10

Class:
Pyromancer

Pyromancer/10
Dickhead/10

you're not missing much

>Favored Enemy: Bandmates
holy shit, top fucking kek

also:
Human Bard
Feats: Weapon Focus (Dagger), Lightning Reflexes
Special Abilities: Bardic music, bardic knowledge, countersong, +1 attack against Goblinoids
Character Traits: Abrasive, Distinctive, Easygoing

I think he'd technically be an Ur-priest, wouldn't he? As a pagan polytheist who unironically believes christian churches ought to be burned, he's a faggot who professes to be 'pagan' but doesn't actually believe the Gods exist. He promotes some sort of 'philosophical paganism' which seems to be code for 'atheism with an appeal to tradition as an excuse for ethno-nationalism'. It's disgusting.

So he is the faggot that wants to play an atheist paladin and when told to pick a fucking god already, he also adds "but it's more of a platonic belief?"

Technically Ur-priests are motivated by the want to kill all gods, not so much "I can't suspend my disbelief to play a fantasy game dude that believes in a fantasy deity that doesn't have the same connotations real-life ones do" shit. So yeah I'd say you're closer than other user that said Ur-priest.

reddit

Spells: Stop watching porn

Who would complete the trifecta?

Autism - 100
Bard - 65

literally Hitler

He is neither bearded nor used for shitposting on Veeky Forums.

Stop

John Wick

Either the "Excuse me" guy or the knight from the potion maker shitposts.

1. Report.
2. Don't give any further attention to attention whores.

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