On the subject of
sonichu.com
I found what you might consider a horror story if that sort of shit bothers you.
On the subject of
sonichu.com
I found what you might consider a horror story if that sort of shit bothers you.
>horror story
That man's life is one.
Chris Bishop, or "Chrishop."
You're welcome.
What the ever loving fuck have I just read?
Boy you would just love learning german.
Quite a lot. Mostly because it annoys this one "MUST BE SERIOUS ALL THE TIME" guy in the group that gets on my nerves.
But dammit, I like the notion that even Inquisitors have to wait because the proper paperwork was filed in triplicate, but some words have typos, and the issue needs to be resolved.
I've always wondered about this. Would the Imperium be bogged down by bureaucracy or would they just push shit through because fuck xenos? Are Inquisitors trusted enough that they don't have to go through red tape? Is it possible to make typos when your brain is half machine?
Bloody hell, imagine being the scribe who has to tell him?
>DAMMIT, YOU LOWLY PEON, I NEED THOSE SORORITAS-ISSUE PENIS ENLARGERS RIGHT NOW!
>Sorry sir, but there was a mix up. I do however have a shipment of 'benis emlurgers' for you, with the proper seal of approval from... what appears to be a badly-drawn walrus.
I always thought of it as the Inquisitor as the one making the typo.
And at least personally, I've always preferred the 'flavor' of grimdark where yes, everyone has to go through the same, stupid procedures. That Humanity COULD still be on top, despite all their problems, if they weren't constantly shooting themselves in the foot.
I know that's not to some people's tastes, but I never really bought the notion that the Imperium is doing the best job possible line.
I feel a fairly high level of comedy is expected in a 40k version for two reasons.
The first is because that's just the nature of gaming groups. I remember someone once asked how to run an Archer game, and another user pointed out the core theme of Archer--a bunch of skilled professionals who constantly fail because they're all dysfunctional assholes--basically applies to all parties.
The second is 40k itself is a fairly absurdist setting when you get down to it. People who take that setting too seriously are fucking annoying.