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Besides the one that was released in the past day?

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>making her ass small
No, we have to go bigger.

No, it currently is too big for her elven magic-enhancing accessories.

That's the least enthusiastic highway robbery i ever witnessed.

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>Mememancer generates a minor charge

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>Strangulation
>Battering his wife to death
>Riots
>A card trick

One of these rhings is not like the other

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That's Huey Lewis himself.

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> Florida
Why am I not surprised?

Name, please?

hue

You're lucky this isn't /a/

>Elf-san wa Yaserarenai

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>You're lucky this isn't /a/

What, you think I'm actually mad enough to ask /a/ for source on anything?

Thanks anyway.

Mama mia.

I dunno, he IS trying to mug a policeman armed with a rock in a sock. That takes some balls.

...also, is that Tsar Nicholas of Russia murdering that money lender in the bottom left?

Is that fucking Major Lazer?

Gets me smilin every time.

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It is! I wondered the same thing, and it turns out they made a whole animated series

Can i get the source? google turns up nothing

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>they're actually chakats

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Check the thread
It was already mentioned

read the thread

Boku No Pico.
You're welcome. Don't need to thank me.

>tfw that's my fetish

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>top-center
She's DEAD...WRAPped in PLAstic!

Vampires are immune to disease.

>is that Tsar Nicholas of Russia murdering that money lender in the bottom left?

You know what they say, don't fucking play with Nickie.

This is the Sport, a UK newspaper which is utterly garbage and worse than fox news

I've heard that British tabloids are some of the worst "news" put to print. Any truth to it?

>Not striking at the fleshy center of the foot
Plebs

They are woeful.

pic unrelated

Man.. A Chubby Elf Girl series by Synecdoche. This is going to be spread around Veeky Forums for a while.

Ease of entry vs penetration depth

Red-spread newspapers, are pretty notorious in their content. Some are more proper news but the Sport and the Star are utter garbage. Anything you read from them, take with a serious mountain of salt.

There are good and bad British papers.

There are publications that actually try to report the news, like the Independant or the Telgraph and even the Times once you compensate for the rightwing bias.

Then there's the Daily Mirror which is just comedic in it's hate mongering, poor baiting and racism.
...and then there's the Daily Express, which isn't funny at all.

How that fucking disgrace of a goddamn rag is somehow able to get away with saying shit that we would deport people for if they were the wrong religion I do not fucking know.

The Sun and the Star and Sport by comparison are just comedy papers. Good for a laugh, but you wouldn't want to get your news from it.

Personally, I just get my news from the BBC website, on account of the fact that I'm paying for it whether I use it or not, so I might as well.
Oh sure you have a left-wing bias in the commentaries to adjust for, and they sometimes cannot resist going for sensationalist headlines, but generally it's pretty good.

I'm convinced I'd once read the same article (as in - word-for-word), only with gay predator being replaced with a Russian aerobic instructor.

To quote Yes, Prime Minister:
>The Daily Mirror is read by the people who think they run the country. The Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country. The Times is read by the people who actually do run the country. The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country. The Financial Times is read by people who own the country. The Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country. The Daily Telegraph is read by the people who think it is. Sun readers don't care who runs the country - as long as she's got big tits.

Which one was the Morning Star? Was that the communist paper?

Nah.

Also the Sun doesn't even have big tits anymore.

The sun doesn't have girls on page 3 anymore

Well, it was pretty much obsolete these days. Every trucker and builder can get porn off his phone now.

/a/ tends to answer pretty quickly, but asking gets you banned

The Daily Star (not related to the Morning Star at all) is now the Page 3 paper.

I sexually harassed more than one employee of The Sun by saying "You work for the sun aye? Tits oot ya fuckin' skank!"

Most of them men. If you work for a shitty newspaper, you deserve all the abuse you get.

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CUTE!

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>Tfw its your fetish but still poorly executed
the fucking worst shameful boner

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and to top it all off the comfy girl looks more attractive

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>Fatal trap accident on London Rd
Traps, man

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She's certainly hotter.

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The moon is a mysterious mistress...

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>Torygraph
>Daily Fail

Your dogshit does happen to be some of the shittiest on the planet. Us Yanks just have the Washington Times and the New York Post.
>Washington: Post decent, Times awful
>New York: Times decent, Post awful

That's about the best facial SFM I've seen. Most of them are deadpan.