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Grandness - 7

Quality - High

Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —

STR: YABBA
DEX: DABBA
INT: DOO

gonna have a gay old time

Wilma - !!!!

Caveman (Tribesman)
FREQUENCY: Rare
NO. APPEARING: 10- 100 (120)
ARMOR CLASS: 8 (7)
MOVE: 12"
HIT DICE:2 (1)
% IN LAIR: 40%
TREASURE TYPE: See below
NO. OF ATTACKS: 1
DAMAGE/ ATTACK: By weapon type
SPECIAL ATTACKS: Nil
SPECIAL DEFENSES: Nil
MAGIC RESISTANCE: Standard
INTELLIGENCE: Low (to average)
ALIGNMENT: Neutral
SIZE: M
PSIONIC ABILITY: Nil
Attack/ Defense Modes: Nil

Genocide

I don't remember seeing that in the cartoon.

It's part of the new comic series.

What the fuck is this

Did you somehow miss the text in the post you just replied to

I mean, Google exists in all time zones simultaneously.

Is that rifle a KalashniCAVE?

GRAND DAD?

Seems pretty good. I mean, the new DC Licensed Hannah Barbara comics as a whole looks like they could be something good, aiming at their old audience by making it more gritty.

Who knows, we might actually get a good Scooby reboot out of this for once.

Favored Enemy: Rich Assholes in Magical Sky Castles

Remember when the Flinstones was a thing on its own? When people saw Fred Flintstone and thought of the actual character, not immediately a bootleg video game?

I hate to break it to you, but you're old.

I'm old, too.

The kids these days have never experienced The Flintstones. They were born even after the nostalgia-fuelled 90's movie.

Or muh dark reboot

Better to live on as a meme then to die entierly.

>muh dark reboot
The Order of the Loyal Water Buffalo is a joke about The Order of the Loyal Raccoon from the Honeymooners, which is itself a reference to war veterans have no one to turn to but each other for support.
But no, it's dark and gritty now.

The DC Space Ghost miniseries was excellent.

That reference did not pass me by!

There already is a Scooby reboot in the line. It's okay.