Random Encounter

>Random Encounter
>"You come across a dismembered body"

>I loot the body

"I remember it."

>"We must be walking in circles"

>Serves the filthy elf right.

any of the limbs have jewelry?

I use Speak with dead.

Shouldn't you check your surrounding first before going "Hey, free stuff!"

wis: 6

>so do they?

You never find out, though the next person to come along will randomly encounter two dismembered bodies.

The body says "AAAAAHHHHH NOOOOO!!!"

what do i roll to come back as a ghost and haunt the area?

I pick up the head I slap it's face And say "CALM DOWN! CALM DOWN! CALM DOWN!"

I think the problem with these kinds of scenarios is people are used to DMs giving them threats in random encounters they can reliably defeat. So nobody bothers to be too careful because whatever killed the dead body is just a bag of xp and loot that will appear soon.

The body seems to be alive and somehow unharmed by its dismemberment, and is awkwardly trying attempting to reassemble itself when the PCs arrive, embarassed by the whole ordeal.

Some of these pranks you wonder how nobody got shot, like the one with the guy pretending to be a terrorist

I giggled

I'm betting most are filmed in southern California or New York City. Noguns liberal zones that also produce most American media.

The explanation is quite simple, those pranks are being done in Europe. The folks hardly ever shoot a real terrorist, much less a pretender.

No, they just beat them down unarmed instead, while the terrorist is on fire

I've met that guy in the pub... he said he regretted it but not due to the tendon but the "fame" it brought him.

Europe has a lot more terrorist groups than America and have been trained accordingly. From communist militia to kosovo liberation arm to IRA to neonazi's and many more. Islamic terrorism is pathetic and tiny in comparison.

You can be waving a gun around but the highly trains forces will try (and normally succeed) in taking you down alive so you can spend the rest of your life imprison.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

I roll to seduce.

That's usually what I do after I dismember them, yes.

Congratulations, I actually laughed out loud.

I roll Knowledge (Nature) skill, clearly I have been walking in circles.

>The head looks up to you and asks "Got a smoke?"

>You come across a dismembered body
>OP's pic is PC's coming accross disembodied members
Congratulation on keeping up the age old tradition of being a faggot OP.

Maybe it's a different party who found the rest of the body.

Fuck you

Always that one guy in every game.

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>"Nice, free meat"

>Random Encounter
>You come across a dismembered body.
>You hear muffled "Its only a flesh wound!"

The blood of Wallace still runs strong in some I see

>taking you down alive so you can spend the rest of your life imprison.
A bullet to the brain would save a lot of tax money.

Your seduction attempt is very effective, roll for anal circumference.

Why would you roll for anal circumference

Do you make your players reroll their hit points every encounter

or do you just not know how to play FATAL

There's a chance that your mighty pooper will be overwhelmed by the incoming member of the dismembered body, you must roll to see your fate. Of course, your success depends on your natural endowment and your acquired experience. Please refer to the chart.