Other boards do this, and it seems pretty fun. So let's have the games of our own!
First, we'll need some brave tributes. I'll need some pictures and names.
Please keep it strictly Veeky Forums related. Tributes not related to tabletop will not make it to the roster.
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You forgot the name, but I'll asume it's Crusader.
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Klovis, The Redeemer of Necromunda
STAR COLONEL AIDAN PRYDE
8 int wizard
>fun
Can't have FUN without Dorf
Taking the /pfg/ slot before the fetish fox. BEHOLD THE OTHER GOD-EMPEROR OF MANKIND!
We're including a Krieger, No question.
ACTUALL GOD-EMPEROR OF MANKIND!
Techmarine
Half done with the roster. I demand more tributes!
Techpriest*
Sorry, thought i had a techmarine but it
Have a laughing Spess Mehrine.
Please include names, and please don't post gifs.
> Alan Pryde
It's Aiden, mate :)
Aroused Plague Doctor
Paladin Waifu
This majestic creature.
A Sslyth.
These are actually banned on all boards except /b/.
Blood Ravens steal the show!
Fetish Fox
Great Axe
Just a few more.
Fishmalk.
How is there no HERESY!
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MUSHROOM DAD
Urien Rakarth
PUNY MORTALS!
stroke victim
Where tf is CREEEEEEEEEEEEED
Orc
Necron Warrior
This unassuming young lady, you can call her Akazukin.
It is I, the DREADKNIGHT
Well, those tributes look mighty fine to me. Let the games begin!
District 1 put up strong candidates as usual. But District 9 looks like real wildcards. It can go either way.
>Fetish Fox
NINE BURNING HELLS THERES NO ESCAPE!
This should be good
I think district 9 might lose pretty badly neither of their tributes are alive.
I have faith in you, District 7.
If all else fails, District 4 will carry.
I dunno tell that to them, I ain't pissing off a stroke victim with a greataxe
There are 6 imperium candidates
Were likely to win this!
That's the whole wildcard thing. If they are not alive, how can they really be killed?
Meanwhile District 11 looks like one of those Volunteer couples we have every once in a while that will want to stick together until the very end with no real plan what to do if they ever actually get that far. It's always so... melodramatic.
The games begin!
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Damn, Techpriest don't give no fucks.
>Krieger dies first
no surprise there
>last event
holy shits, this is distilled essence of Veeky Forums made manifest
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And now, after tributes got their supplies, day 1 has officially started.
>Klovis grabs a lighter
Nice to see the Redeemers have their priorities straight.
>Blood Raven already stealing
Appropriate
>Cultist-Chan find Bag of Explosives
Oh boy!
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>Techpriest killing the Gaurdsman
Beautifully Ironic
Oath of Bolas broke pretty quickly.
Never rust an elder dragon.
Such turns! Such twists! How exciting! I'll let you take a breather and process the events for a few moments.
>Blood Raven fortifying position
the gifts from Iron Hands sure come handy now
alright off to a good start, Gary killed an eldrazi via gm horseshit
But first, let us honor the fallen tributes. They may be gone, but they're not..
Who are we talking about, again?
>Aroused Plague Doctor constructs a shag shack
the girl has her priorities straight
>nobody even remembers Briar Patch's name
For fuck's sake, we're the ones who made her.
>Paladin waifu receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor
IT'S A SIGN
Damn right Gygax is gonna kill that overgrown Flumph.
The sun sets - the first day is over. What awaits our tributes in the dark?
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>Gary Gygax
>Alive
PALADIN ALLIANCE
DEUS VULT
NOOOOOO
not Great axe!
NOT MY WAIFU
>Aidan Pryde falls into a pit and dies
> Aidan Pryde falls into a pit and dies.
As befits a warrior of the clan Jade Falcon.
Stay comfy, Cultist-chan!
Well, this was a bit violent. But I'm sure that on the second day, tributes will calm down and start acting rationally.
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Fuck you Waifufag, I hope "Paladin waifu" dies shortly.
Damn tech priest is fucking shit up
>4 other people sleeping with Fetish Fox
>in shifts
Yeah, by that counts it becomes rather unfeasible at the same time.
Well, there goes the Paladin sexytime aliance.
>Paladin waifu now has two hatchets
DEUS VULT
>The Emperor questions his sanity
What else is new?
>Emperor of Mankind questions his sanity
>Implying he doesn't do that everyday
too far
MORE HATCHETS!
AGONIZINGLY
ALONE
Also, consider dem digits checked.
Wait, I thought the Emperor was the one with the mace...
Oh fuck, the gifting has begun.
Six brave souls left us today. And there will be more, I promise.
Indeed.
Quints confirm.
The second night falls.
>Wizard runs from cat
Guess Aroden never got over AD&D
Techpriest is a lady?
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>Blood Raven
>her
HERESY
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Oh wow dude those are some sweet dig's
>Klovis trying to poison the Emperor
WHAT MADNESS IS THIS
>District 4 still going strong
>Paladin waifu still alive
Excellent