May I have your attention please?
Will the price of chainlink please go up?
I repeat, will the price of chainlink please go up?
We're going to have a wojack here
Y'all act like you never seen a deluded linkie before
Sats all on the floor like REQ and Ripple just burst in the door
Started dumpin' on their ass worse than before they first got divorced
Laughing at your expenditure
It's the return of the "Oh wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just gain what I think he did, did he?"
And Sergey said
Nothing you idiots Sergey's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha)
People on Veeky Forums hate linkies, chicka chicka chicka Stinky Linky I'm sick of them
Look at them, walking around postin their wojack threads
Shilling for invester cred "yeah, but they're so deluded though"
Yea I probably missed a couple of gains I could have used
But no worse than what's going on with other coin's that never cruised
Sometimes I want to get on Veeky Forums and just let loose, but can't,
But it's cool for Sergey to hold back any good news!
My gains are gonna hit, my gains are gonna hit
And if you're lucky you might just get in before it dips
And that's the message that we deliver to kids on Veeky Forums
And expect them not to know how hopeless chainlink is
Of course they gonna know what a shitcoin is, by the time they hit Veeky Forums,
They got past the normie phase didnt't they?
Deluded linkies took a gamble
The FOMO made them scramble now their folio is all red candles
But if we keep selling them bags with no handles
Then there's no reason why a pump wont get us a lambo
But if you feel like I feel follow my example.
Damsels wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
I'm Slim Sergey, yes I'm the real Sergey
All you other Slim Sergey are passively lurking
So won't the price of Chainlink please go up,
Please go up,
Please go up
