My name is Slim Sergey

May I have your attention please?
Will the price of chainlink please go up?
I repeat, will the price of chainlink please go up?
We're going to have a wojack here

Y'all act like you never seen a deluded linkie before
Sats all on the floor like REQ and Ripple just burst in the door
Started dumpin' on their ass worse than before they first got divorced
Laughing at your expenditure

It's the return of the "Oh wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just gain what I think he did, did he?"

And Sergey said
Nothing you idiots Sergey's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha)

People on Veeky Forums hate linkies, chicka chicka chicka Stinky Linky I'm sick of them
Look at them, walking around postin their wojack threads
Shilling for invester cred "yeah, but they're so deluded though"

Yea I probably missed a couple of gains I could have used
But no worse than what's going on with other coin's that never cruised

Sometimes I want to get on Veeky Forums and just let loose, but can't,
But it's cool for Sergey to hold back any good news!

My gains are gonna hit, my gains are gonna hit
And if you're lucky you might just get in before it dips
And that's the message that we deliver to kids on Veeky Forums
And expect them not to know how hopeless chainlink is

Of course they gonna know what a shitcoin is, by the time they hit Veeky Forums,
They got past the normie phase didnt't they?
Deluded linkies took a gamble
The FOMO made them scramble now their folio is all red candles

But if we keep selling them bags with no handles
Then there's no reason why a pump wont get us a lambo
But if you feel like I feel follow my example.
Damsels wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

I'm Slim Sergey, yes I'm the real Sergey
All you other Slim Sergey are passively lurking
So won't the price of Chainlink please go up,
Please go up,
Please go up

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Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too.
You think I give a damn about Ether?
Half of you normies can't afford crypto, so go take a breather.

"But Sergey what if link failed, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could cry when the crash is near?
So you can FUD in fear to steer the normies clear?
I bet all the kids on Veeky Forums would silently cheer

So we can cash in all our profits and get out first
And hear 'em argue about whens the next burst.
Binance charging us those transactions fees
"Did you think you would be able to get out for free?"

I should post a buywall on there for all to see
How deluded a hardcore linkie can be
I'm sick of you pump and dump groups all you do is annoy me
So trade bots have been sent here to destroy you

And there's a million of us just like me
Who are insane like me, who don't make any gains like me, whos wallets drained like me, Buy high and cry like me, it just might be the next best thing,
But not quite me

'Cause I'm Slim Sergey, yes I'm the real Sergey
All you other Slim Sergey are passively lurking
So won't the price of Chainlink please go up,
Please go up,
Please go up

I'm like a head trip to listen to
'Cause I'm only giving you things deluded linkies post about on Veeky Forums wishing Link will moon
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
And I don't gotta be false or sugar coat it at all
I just get on Veeky Forums and spit it, and whether you like to admit it
I just shit it better than 90 percent of you FUDDers out there
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these shitposts like frenchtoast, it's funny

'Cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person on the exchange riding dirty.
Selling tons of shitcoins when my pump and dump is workin
And I'm murkin all your normie fucks who'll feel the hurtin

And every single /biztard/ is a Slim Sergey lurkin' he could be workin' at Burger King
Spittingn on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot circling,
Screaming I don't give a fuck with his lambo loud and his waifu slut

So will the real Sergey, please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up
And to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

Props man for the lyrical effort.

Alright that was pretty good

i sincerely hope every deluded linkie kills themselves when they cant take the pressure of the bagholding anymore

i thought i had see delusion when i saw the digi- and neomarines, but you fuckers really take the cake

>10$ EOY
>100$ End of 2019

the only winner in this game, is the exit scammer (sergey) and that anime tranny that threw 100 ethers into this shit at presale, who obviously dumped hard on all of you deluded orbiters, their oracle problems are solved, thats for sure

LAMBOGANG

kek

You watch it. You will be apologizing to us all.

I want to impregnate that cartoon.

$300 March

I've created a monster, ‘cause nobody wants to
buy chainlink no more, they want updates, I'm chopped liver

Well, if you want updates, then this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of Rory mixed with some hard liquor

Some FOMO that'll pump this coin quicker
Than a blockfolio screenshot with all green tickers
From the normies when the trade bots aren't operating
Cause binance is finally co-operating (heyyy!)

You waited this long, now stop debating
‘Cause Link's back, it's on the rag and ovulating
We know that you're all just hating
Cause your shitcoins dump problem is complicating!

So the SEC won't let me be
Or let me be tax free, so let me see
Whales try to shut link down by pumping BTC
But it feels so empty without me

So come on don't quit, buy all the dips
Fuck that! Buy at the top and cry about it
And get ready, ‘cause these bags are about to get heavy
I just sold all my profits; fuck you, Sergey!

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just FUD with me!
‘Cause we need a little controversy
‘Cause Veeky Forums feels so empty without me

Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed their friends wont invest into Request
They start feeling deluded and helpless
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells, "JUST"

A visionary, memes can be scary
Could start a revolution, polluting Veeky Forums all day
A rebel, so just let me revel and bask
In the fact that I got everyone posting link's ass

And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
For you to see so much of my losses; are you happy?

Well, I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Fix your link delima
Buy in and then I'm gonna enter over your last bid like a splinta
The center of attention, back for the winna
I'm interesting, the best thing in investing
Infesting in your portfolio and nesting
Testing, attention please
Feel the tension soon as normies mention me
Dump my linkies? My bags will soon be free
A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me?

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just FUD with me!
‘Cause we need a little controversy
‘Cause Veeky Forums feels so empty without me

A tisk-it a task-it, I'll go tit for tat with
Anybody who's pumpin "this shit, that shit"
Vitalik, you can get your ass kicked
Worse than your little etherium bastards

And Rory? You can get your cuck face glory'd
You 36-year-old baldheaded fag, blow me!
You don't know me, you're too old, let go, It's over
Sergey doesn't post any FOMO!

Now let's go, just give me the signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new cryptos
I'm dead broke, deluded but wishful
Ever since Sergey turned himself into a symbol

But sometimes the shit just seems
that Veeky Forums only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm disgusting
But it's not me, Link's just a scheme

No, I'm not the first king of controversy
But I have no intent of showing mercy
I'll crash Link's value so selfishly
And use it to get myself wealthy

(Heyyy!) There's a concept that works
Twenty million other shitcoins emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It'll be so empty without me

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just FUD with me!
‘Cause we need a little controversy
‘Cause Veeky Forums feels so empty without me

OP are you trying to get some free LINK for all this effort?

Im just having fun, Im very well off from crypto already.

You guys enjoying it?

You get a Sergey wave for your effort, friend.

yes

>the autism
ONE OF US

Hi Veeky Forums! Do you like binance?
Wanna see me make 10x gains
On each one of my high bids?
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?
Buy Link and get fucked up worse that my life is?

My bags are dead weight, I'm tryin' to get my head straight
But I can't figure out which crypto I need to accumulate
And Rory said, "Slim Sergey your coin's dead"
Nuh-uh! "So why's folio red? Man just face it"

Well since December 12th, I've felt like I'm someone else
'Cause I lost my past gains from an ATH when it fell
Got pissed off and ripped Vitalik's lips off
Now I dont have to hear the autism when he talks

I lost a fat stack of cash and fell on my ass
Faster than in July when bitcoin crashed
C'mere slut (Sergey, wait a minute, that's my favorite coin dawg)
I don't give a fuck, Veeky Forums sent me to piss the world off

My name is Slim Sergey

My investment teacher wanted to flunk me for buying high
Hes a cunt, next time I'll invest at over .65
I smacked him in the face with an eraser
Chased him with a stapler
And stapled his nuts to a stack of papers

Read through the Veeky Forums sub, had my hopes way up
Believed the shill posters, then lost 50% after a big FUD
Extraterrestrial, mooning less than pleb-estrians
They're in a space ship screamin' at me
"Let's just be friends"

Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
I just found out my mom has more bitcoins than I do
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about lamboland and name it after her

I am the chain of my LINK.
Shill is my body and FUD is my blood.
I have created over a thousand memes.
Unaware of loss,
Nor aware of gain.
Withstood pain to hold many bags, waiting for EOY.
I have no regrets. This is the only path.
My whole life was Unlimited LINK Works.

You know you fucked up when even normies understand
That you made the dumbest plan listening to shilling chainlink fans
This guy in slack asked for my autograph
So I signed it,
"Dear Rory, thanks for the support, asshole!"

My name is Slim Sergey

Stop the bait, this coin needs to be tossed away
Chainlink, don't just drop more, operate!
I'm not ready to sell, it's not nearly too high
I'll have to be carried off of the exchanges and buried alive

Am I pumpin' or dumpin'? I can barely decide
I just lost a 5th of profit, dare me to rise?
All my life I was very deprived
I ain't had a gain in years, and my losses are too scary to hide

Bank account stripped by the incredible hulk
I buy at a loss , I'll believe any shill that talks
When I was starting I used to get so angry I would throw fits
How you gonna give me gains Link?
You ain't got no bids!

I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
Put a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (bang)
I'm steamin' mad
And by the way when you wojacks hold my bags?
Tell them they'll make 100x returns, in this dream that I had

My name is Slim Sergey

I dropped my tendies. :(

fucking genius i legit pissed myself

thanks for the lols linkfag

trips confirm Sergey one of us

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Kek

we all do user