Veeky Forums, What is Best in Life?

I bet you don't even know Thulsa Doom demands bitches.

Standing on top of a big pile of people with a pretty half-naked lady somewhere in the shot.

Pic related aside, I also enjoy the simple pleasures. A good loaf of fresh bread. A glass of strong and hearty wine. The sight of towering clouds in a blue sky on a warm and windy day. A nice bowl of weed shared with friends. A refreshing bath. Having a delicious cup of tea with a charming young lady.

I'm a fucking hobbit aren't I?

Something somewhere tells me the conanverse is incompatible with the modern left

To see undead abominations melt before my holy symbol of Pelor.

Patting touhous

I mean, the movie was accused of being fascistic even when it first came out. I think that was largely to do with the Nietzsche quote though.

Considering hobbits are representative of the average englishman, you might just be a hobbit. Or English.

Hobbits know what's up yo. Epicureanism and shit.

American actually.

Then hobbit it is

I fucking swear I'm gonna crack and just straight up murder a fucker one of these days.

Is this what being an edgelord feels like? I don't think I have the obligatory false sense of superiority.

So what you're saying is you have an urge to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women?

Peace, love, and prosperity

>fascistic

Fascism is the totalitarian rule of the state, what does that have to do with Conan?

You know what...

I really fucking do. I would love nothing more than to crush a certain motherfucker's skull in while his bitch watches screaming in horror.

I need to start lifting.

The thrill of a victorious adventure.
Seeing one's goals through.
Companionship, competition, and mutual respect with a worthy opponent.
Comfort food in the presence of friends and family.
The warmth of a fireplace with the sound of rain in the background.
A small fragment of insight into the nature of the world that comes upon the mind in deep thought.

You have fun with that

A fleet horse! The open steppe. Falcons at your wrist and the wind upon your hair.

Bitches.

Has anyone ran a successful Conan RP? I'm severely lacking information on the conanverse. It's basically always been a giant meme to me and now I actually want to explore it.

Big breasts on a woman who has your back and can hold her own in battle, a mate that will follow you into the depths of a mad wizards tower to kill the foul bastard and the things he cavorts with.

I guess it's just kind of like a more tribal/primitive Sword & Sorcery kind of universe. Suppose it wouldn't be too hard to place a campaign there.

Read the books. They're not bad for pulp.

Will do. I haven't read pulp fantasy in a while so this should be fun

To punch the Nazis, to see the alt-right driven before you and hear the lamentations of their pepes.

hot water,good dentistry and soft lavatory paper.

Payday.

Loose shoes, tight pussy, and a warm place to shit.

Tits, good health, spicy food

Oh hey, Veeky Forums-is-off-topic-fag. I thought we cleared all that up after your Hyperion novel thread wasn't deleted, and you got a couple of solid suggestions from it.

Uuhh, YEAH?

But tell me. What artisanal crafts have you created?

Actual RPG came out just yesterday too.

The art and fluff are fly apparently. I'm still not sold on the system they chose but I'll buy it for the other stuff.

Everything PC doesn't like it Fascistic.

Butts

Crush their ideology.
See the freedom of others driven before you.
Hear the lamentations of the Americans.

The greatest happiness is to vanquish your enemies, to chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth, to see those dear to them bathed in tears, to clasp to your bosom their wives and daughters.

>Veeky Forums, What is Best in Life?
So much advancement that we can have dick physics

Ooooh shit will take a look

>Conan, What is Best in Life?
>Ass n' Tiddies

Conan would hate everything about Donald Trump. He'd strangle him on the steps of the capitol building and take the presidential office for himself

Then he has to fight Melania as she summons the power of demons and turns into a giant snake. Eventually Hillary's master plan is revealed, and the lizard-person army begins to overrun Conan's governance. But Conan will not be stopped so easily.

Sounds about right. Conan loathes big mouthed pampered weaklings like Trump who hide behind bureaucratic apparatuses.

After killing both parties, Conan makes America great again. Seriously, America was fucked no matter who became president

True but I would probably more recoverable had Hilary won. It's been two weeks and Trump has already banned Muslims and is now threatening to invade Mexico. Hillary would have just put us in more debt and continued to bomb Syria and Yemen.

i just hope truffle won't get JFK'd
But back to topic

this nigga gets it

1. He hasn't banned Muslims, he just put back into place a presidential order Obama made that makes it harder for people from several countries to immigrate
2. He just reaffirmed he wants to build a (better, we have one already) wall
3. Can we please stay on topic

Conan don't fuck with no skellingtons
Better get their bitch asses out of there

ty anons

Immortality, strength, and pic related

forgot pic oops

Mah nigga

>implying the entirety of the Conan series wasn't for faggot kids

Nice b8, m8.

I don't understand what you got out of posting this. Was it for the (You)s you desperately need? Does it make you feel better about the tragedy in your life, or perhaps the tragedy that is your life?

I will never forgive you for this post, even if it was for (You)s

This question is posted periodically here.

A warm gun.

>1. He hasn't banned Muslims, he just put back into place a presidential order Obama made that makes it harder for people from several countries to immigrate
Except Obama's was for a set time period, six months to be specific. The Angry Tangerine's is indefinite.

Upon the steps of the Capitol building Conan is surrounded by lizardmen on one side and red-arm band fanatics on the other. His only hope is the Blade of General Washington, so mighty it can hack down a tree in one stroke! Can Conan make his way to the Tower of Washington, where the fabled blade has laid for centuries?

Lolis, of course.

Came here to post that.

That the burning circus whose flame you lovingly watch, were lighted by yourself.

It's just not the same if someone else did it.

People liking your contribution on Veeky Forums is also neat.

source of pic:
kissmanga.com/Manga/Choudouryoku-Mouko-Daishuurai

Maybe it has something to do with the old phrase, "it is a choice between socialism and barbarism."

Killing your enemies and raping their women seems like it would go against all modern concepts of civilization.

Is this Superconductive Brain? I don't remember that tank.

Not to mention, it didn't apply to those actually vetted through the green card system or other in depth methods.

A warm pussy, you mean.

Actually, it's more complex than that. Conan loved the creature comforts of civilized people and hated Cimmeria, but he had nothing but disdain for their laws and how soft they were.

Right, I like getting drunk on good wine and fucking a pretty girl on a soft bed too, but you don't get those nice things without, say, a legal framework against slaughtering your rivals in the street.

Nope, another one with giants from the same mangaka.

Well maintained gun lasts longer than a well maintained pussy.

>Banned Muslims
>87% of the world's Muslims aren't affected
>Travel ban doesn't differentiate for religion, everyone in those countries is banned
>90 days whilst the government reassesses their foreign policy as they've just taken office

Battling his way the the tower, an ancient, portly man stops him, powerful magic barring the way. He tells Conan that without the quill with which Common Sense was written, the Sword of Washington would always be lifted in vain.

And so, with the world falling to pieces, Conan set out upon a final quest

Killzone had wonderful guns, don't you agree Satan?

It just seems like a really weird policy choice. Like you say, it doesn't affect the majority of Muslims. It doesn't even affect problem countries like Afghanistan.

It's just weird and just makes me question the administration. I feel like they should have seen this would cause way more problems than it would solve.

Of note, it was actually suggested by the intelligence community a year or so back when the belgium/france terror attacks were happening.

It's based on three things, lots of refugees from those countries, all coming from a conflict zone, and little to no communication with the original country (we have a working relationship with afghanistan's government).

Why is it bad to discover something you like?
You have me chills with that curse, user.
OK, guys, these lamentations aren't just any ordinary cries of despair. It's not restore he's talking about. It's the sound of their sorrow in losing their husbands. It's way darker.

>Killing your enemies and raping their women seems like it would go against all modern concepts of civilization.
I dunno, sounds like the very thing the modern left is enabling.

Bad to okay Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions

>Travel ban doesn't differentiate for religion
>Trump expressly makes allowances for "minority religions"
Because contact with Saudi Arabia certainly would have prevented 9/11 or curbed their funding of other known terrorist enablers?

>master thief and con artist
>despises the weak willed
>King of Aquilonia
>Grabber of all pussy
And all these faggots can go on about is
>muh muscles

Conan IS DJT. He gets rich off of suckering suckers and literally riding off with their women (regardless of how much a fight they put up) while shitting on any who would threaten his accumulated wealth. And he generally seems to agree with anyone who agrees with him, he seems to get more upset at hulked out guard captains for cramping his style than pampered bureaucrats that are likely to give him payout and pussy for his services.

Does nobody on here read?

Um Conan was nothing like Trump, especially later in life, when he became a King. Conan didn't like laws but saw their necessity, and only actively tried bringing down those rulers who were unjust and when just laws and rulers actually got in his way, he ran away. Do you read? or do you just want DJT to be better than he really is?

Also Conan absolutely despised rape, and killed anyone he saw taking part in such an act, do not ever imply, even indirectly, that he took part in that particular depravity.

>>Trump expressly makes allowances for "minority religions"
yeah cus they are under constant threat of brutal death in musllimland

He did intend to rape the daughter of Thrym though.

>didn't like laws but saw their necessity
>not DJT

>only brought down those that got in his way
>not DJT

Look, I already have /pol/ up in another tab, there's really no need to kill a good conan thread with a spergout. But what I'm hearing here is a lot of subjective association with "just" and "unjust" here and not a whole lot of personality traits.

Anyone can align a noble MC's ideas with their notion of 'just'. "Just" is a completely subjective concept that you seem to be applying to whoever is convenient for your cause. Conan was a decidedly nasty cheat and took no issue throwing the weaker-willed under the bus and dealing dirty to get rich, which is literally the Trump brand.

Vicious
Victorious
Full of yourself
They're a match made in heaven, aside from a difference in their preferred trappings.

Wasn't that because of a spell though? I recall him attempting it only when he wasn't 100% in control of himself.

>CONAN THREAD
>taken over by american politics discussion

fuck you faggots I hope you get killed by conan for being such faggots

[citation needed]
I wouldn't say it was frequently violent but he definitely didn't mind being forceful in getting his way (not that he needed to his permabulk status)

You aren't going off the movies and comics, are you?

...

Conan wasn't arrogant or particularly vicious, in fact, as I recall Howard said that was the whole point of his character, he's far more civilized than most of those who would call him a barbarian.
>Implying it's actually been taken over
Are you stupid? I was taking issue only with Conan being compared to DJT I could not care less about the rest of the /pol/ bullshit.
I can't remember exactly which one it's from, but I believe it is in one of Howard's books.

>nu/pol/ commie invasion faggots can't contain their shitposting to /pol/
Sorry man, I know the nazis were never big on this board but we tried to maintain some notion of respect. These newfags are just completely belligerent. No shame, no consciousness of their own autism. It's a real mess. We can try to get back on track.

>best author
I kind of liked Carpenter's work. the multiple perspectives really lended themselves to a more rounded out story. I got to see my villains develop along with my MCs.