RIP Chaos

I never got the whole "kill chaos" thing, i mean, if slaneesh is dead wouldn't that mean everyone is an emotionless husk?
If nurgle died wouldn't that mean the universe loses all consistency?
If khorn died wouldn't that mean everyone is now a hippy with no courage and honor?
If tzeench died wouldn't that mean nothing would ever change?
If you kill a chaos god you fuck over the nature of humans themselves

IIRC chaos gods are formed by thoughts and emotions in real space, not other way around.

Emotion existed before Slaneesh ya dip. It's the other way around. The warp doesn't dictate realspace but realspace dictates the warp.

Yes, Slaanesh didn't create the Eldar Mega-Orgy, the Eldar Mega-Orgy created Slaanesh.

Not really. Slaaneshi daemons tricked the Eldar into birthing Slaanesh.

Then explain how come Be'lakor, who was a creation of Slaanesh, existed before the War in Heaven? If real space dictated what's in the Warp then Slaanesh wouldn't have been able to be there to create Be'lakor millions of years ago.

Time is weird in the Warp.

Rest in piss, you won't be missed

>Not really. Slaaneshi daemons tricked the Eldar into birthing Slaanesh.

Citation, please?

>Then explain how come Be'lakor, who was a creation of Slaanesh, existed before the War in Heaven?

The winds of the warp can blow a being (or ship travelling through it) forward or backward in time. That's not quite the same as being outside of time.

user

user you don't know, do you?

Huron is now a C'tan.

Imma need a source op

WD February confirms the Biel-Tan scheme (which will succeed or at least mostly succeed). And the WD March issue confirms the return of Girlyman and hence more primarchs are defiantly to come (probably the Lion next).

Except that the era before the War in Heaven was filled with daemonic entities that threatened the Old One Empire.

Remember that time does not exist in the Warp.

"Farseer" the novel.

But Chaos is best stepdad you silly.

Haven't you read the latest, freshest BL fluff? Chaos had won from the beginning, there was never hope for humanity!

Claiming that chaos is losing is like saying that OP is not a fag and his mother is also not a cheap whore; that is to say, a blatant lie.

Where's this chucklefuck?

Slannesh is dead?

Drug overdose & STDs will do that.

The Primarchs return will inevitably fracture the Imperium as they'll try to shift it back to the Emperor's ideal while the high lords will do anything to keep hold of the power these reforms would limit.

Plus as the Traitor Primarchs are also back on the scene the Legions following them will provide a boost in strength.

They'll take a hit but its nothing they wont eventually recover from.

Whoat what's happening ? I know the book about Ynnead comming soon, but did we get something new ?

>Then explain how come Be'lakor, who was a creation of Slaanesh, existed before the War in Heaven?
>Believing the loser who recieved an Imperial Fisting before Abby demolished Cadia to zog.

Shut up, ADB.

Lion when?

This is the book after the Ynnead stuff.

grandpapa smurf is back

>Ho so all the thing about him becoming a Dreagnouth was true. Well. Look like they moving the setting.

Let's pray it will not be a total disaster this time.

He didn't say it. It's the lore which said it.

>Girlyman kicks the shit out of Magnus
>Lion kicks the shit out of Abbadon
Calling it now.

Biel-tan gets destroyed by Slaanesh and Tzeentch Daemonic Incursion

>slaanesh dead

read news before shitposting

dreadnought? i think he came back in full flesh and jawline apparently.

>After the fuckfest of Death Masque, the piece of Ynnead went to Camorragh and found two eldar who crossed both the good and bad side.
>They become its prophets and the Ynnari are born (mix DEldar and Craftworlders).
>Abbadon's 13th Black Crusade just began. First stop, Cadia.
>Meanwhile, Ynnead wants to nom Biel-Tan's Infinite Circuit to become stronger, some of the locals don't like that.
>Chaos boyz join up, only to get their butts kicked by the new God and its followers.
>Biel-Tan gets divided in different ships.
>The Ynnari goes to Cadia, rescuing the survivors while Creed holds the line.
>They go to Macragge, which is also in Abby's shitlist.
>Ynnead heals Roubote Guilliman, so the Ultramarines got their Primarch back.
>Abbadon's forces arrive and they begin fuck shit up.
>Cypher joins the loyalists at exchange to get a direct trip to Terra, Robutt reluctanly aggres.

Look at the knees of the model. he's a head on a robot.

Thanks my fellow gentleman.

Anyway, can't be worse than Death Masque, with a fucking Harlequin suddendly wanting to spare a marines, isn't it ?

ISN'T IT ?

>Ynnead heals Roubote Guilliman

Welp....

How to kill chaos guide by user

>Feel a lot of healthy pleasure and minimize pain
>Make a lot of schemes for the good of all creatures.
>Defend the innocent and always fight with honor
>Make a lot of love.

>Ynnead heals Guilliman

you know you fucked up when your god just shits all over you and go help a race you hated since the dawn of time

guis this is not the endtimes! juss a few werlds blowd!

any whacky idea like the imperium secondus under the guiding genius of our Spiritual Liege transforming the ultramarines into thunderblast immortals complete with new models with some small subfactions (i.e. your old space marines and space wolves to be auxillaries) while other space marines like blood angels and dark angels and all the grey kinghts and deathwatch will swing to old school imperium who'll cook up lightningblast forevers to oppose is comepltely ridoculous!

I assume that Ynnead did it as a "zog you" to Slaanesh, since the poison of Slaaneshi origin was consired uncurable, then Ynnead come and it only lifted a finger to cast it away. Also the Smurfs are in debt with the Ynnari, which is nice for the ego of the Eldar.

The Warp existed before the Chaos Gods and will exist after it. Gods are perfectly capable of being killed, as Slanesh fucking up the Eldar pantheon proves. Doubtless it wouldn't be without consequences but it wouldn't be the end of the world either.

>ADB (paraphrasing) : The Truth of the Warp is the Chaos Gods. Warp is the Chaos Gods and everything spawned from them

ADB > you.

None of that contradicts what I said.

Space Horned Rat when?

It does. Warp didn't exist before the Chaos Gods. IT IS THE CHAOS GODS.

Yes, before the Chaos Gods it wasn't the Warp, it was the Realm of Souls, peaceful and serene.

Is this canon?

yes, it's in the book

So...if for some reason the Chaos Gits get permakilled, the Warp as we know gets changed?

No, it wasn't. We have confirmation that the Warp was infested with trillions of hostile and deadly daemonic beings long before the War in Heaven started. They are the reason the Old Ones made the Webeay. Also the Old Ones imprisoned and isolated billions of these daemons in massive Daemon Cages.

>Believing the git who claimed that the Blood Ravens where not Thousand Sons.

This

That faggot and his "Muuuh people should stop making theory on a old game, Muuuuh".

Welcome to age of shitmar 40k.

>Shut up, ADB.
I love a lot of what the guy writes but he reeaallly needs to cool it with the chaos fanboying

"Peaceful" is a highly relative term in 40k. The Warp at that time certainly contained daemons, but no chaos gods. Twenty million entities each doing their own thing has less total effect than four guys with five million followers each playing King of the Hill.

Nurgle is best Chaos God anyway.